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Jerks of the Week - Nov. 19, 2012




Jerks of the Week for Nov. 19, 2012


JERK OF THE YEAR: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook

Whatever happened to Rebecca Black? Remember that Friday song that went viral? It's hard to believe that I wrote a Jerks of the Week entry about it more than a year and a half ago, berating the song and introducing my own potential smash hit, Tuesday. Unfortunately, Tuesday wasn't nearly as popular as Friday for some reason.

Well, Rebecca Black completely fell off the map, which makes me happy. That's what that b***h deserves for upstaging me with her song. Any music connoisseur can't possibly say that Friday was better than Tuesday with a straight face. So, why didn't I get any of the glory? Why!?!?!?

What could have possibly become of Rebecca Black? I have some theories:

1. Her "success" went to her head. She started doing crack, cocaine and crystal meth, and is currently passed out in a dumpster outside of her drug dealer's house.

2. The creepy black guy in her video impregnated her, so as a single mother, she can no longer has the time to make cheesy music videos.

3. Walking to school one day, she accidentally stepped into a portal and was transported to a different dimension - where everything is like it is in our reality, except Fridays don't exist. Without any Fridays to enjoy, Rebecca Black went insane and had to be locked up in a mental health facility.

All of these possibilities seem plausible, but as a legitimate journalist, it's my job to report the truth. To discover what truly happened to Rebecca Black, I'd have to do some hardcore investigation.

I traveled to Rebecca Black's house - hey, the airplane tickets were tax deductible - and I hid in the bushes outside of her window. Here's what I discovered:

1. Rebecca Black now creates YouTube videos where she answers questions and give updates on her life. This is obviously great news because I'm sure there are many people who are interested in what she's doing on a daily basis.

2. She recently recorded her fourth song entitled Sing It. You can check out by clicking this link, but I must warn you - your ears may begin bleeding upon listening to this abomination of a song.

You may notice that the black guy who impregnated her is not featured in this song. I wondered where he was as I was peering from the bushes, but I would later learn that he has a new girlfriend.

3. She gets home around 3:30 on most weekdays and goes to bed around 11. She stays up until 1 during the weekends and writes in her diary before passing out.

Just kidding! I didn't actually spy on her from the bushes. I looked all of this up on Wikipedia. Oh, you're wondering how I know when she gets home and goes to sleep? Umm... that was on Wikipedia too. Seriously. Like, if you go now, you won't see it but that's because someone deleted it. I'm not lying. I swear to God that I don't hide in the bushes, use binoculars to look into random girls' windows and jot down notes about what they happen to be doing on a daily basis. That would be creepy, so why would I ever do something like that?

Anyway, Rebecca Black was recently on my mind because of Nicole Westbrook's It's Thanksgiving song that also went viral. You can check out It's Thanksgiving here, but only if you didn't listen to Rebecca Black's aforementioned Sing It song. My doctor friend warned me that listening to both of these in a 12-hour span can cause seizures.






OK, so you've listened to It's Thanksgiving. If you're still alive, you can read my many complaints about the song:

1. First of all, Nicole Westbrook is another b***h who is upstaging me. Unbelievable. I already made a song about Thanksgiving. What, you don't believe me? Ask my friend Frank. When we were fifth-graders at Greenberg Elementary School, our late music teacher, Mrs. Jacobs, gave out extra credit to anyone who could make a song about a holiday. Frank and I came up with a Thanksgiving rap song that went like this:

Poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Turkey, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Mashed potatoes, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Stuffing, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Cranberry sauce, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.

That was our entire song, and it was awesome. A beaming Mrs. Jacobs gave us both A's and told our homeroom teacher Mrs. Williams about it. Unfortunately, YouTube hadn't been invented yet in 1993, so our masterpiece couldn't go viral. If we did this in 2012, we'd be stars. We'd have a YouTube video with eight million page views, and there would be a creepy black guy in it who would later attempt to impregnate us.

2. Why do these stupid teeny-bopper songstresses have to sing about a specific day? It's like Rebecca Black and Nicole Westbrook don't know anything outside of what can be found on a calendar. Can't they make songs about something more creative?

I know I'm being a bit of hypocrite because I want credit for my Thanksgiving rap, but if Frank and I made an entire album, I'm sure we'd have songs about girls, sleepovers, itchy balls and other non-calendar-related things. When it comes down to it, we're just way more creative than Rebecca Black and Nicole Westbrook.

3. 0:13 - Is Nicole Westbrook really crossing off every day on her calendar in anticipation of Thanksgiving? And isn't Thanksgiving on the 22nd this year instead of the 28th? Way to get your facts wrong, Nicole. If you're going to make a calendar-related song, you can at least get the date right.

Note: Upon further inspection, I've come to realize that Nicole Westbrook is crossing the dates off on a 2013 calendar, which would explain why Thanksgiving is marked down as the 28th.

That's confusing. This music video was released ahead of 2012 Thanksgiving, so why not use a 2012 calendar? Why create something so far ahead in the future? What if Nicole doesn't even like Thanksgiving a year from now? What if her new favorite holiday is Halloween or St. Patrick's Day or Flag Day? She's going to look pretty stupid.


4. 0:23 - Why is she just sitting on her bed, singing, "Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. All right. Come on?" Doesn't she have to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner? Can't she be more productive? And if she's just going to sit on her bed and do nothing, couldn't she at least say or sing something intelligent? Like, when's the last time you sat on your bed by yourself in your room and just said or sang, "Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. All right. Come on?"

5. 0:47 - "This December was Christmas." Umm... there are many other important holidays that fall on December. There's Hanukkah, Pearl Harbor Day and National AIDS Awareness Day. Why not mention them, racist?

It also should be noted that Nicole Westbrook lives somewhere in the south, given the attire that she and her friends are wearing at their Christmas party. This knowledge will come in handy on my next stalking expedi... I mean Wikipedia search.

6. 0:55 - "April was Easter." Doesn't Easter fall on March sometimes? Shouldn't the lyric go, "April was Easter but sometimes it can be in Maaarch?"

7. 0:57 - My aforementioned friend Frank became notorious for being captured in one of our home videos shouting, "Terminator 2 - best special effects ever!" Well, Terminator 2 was released in 1991 - and even that movie had better special effects than the fake fireworks in the sky.

8. 1:26 - Kraft Macaroni and Cheese on Thanksgiving? Really?

9. 1:32 - I'm kind of confused by the sequence of events in this video. In the beginning, Nicole Westbrook had already crossed off the 28th, meaning it was already Thursday. But here, she's walking home with her backpack and has the same shirt still on. Did Nicole Westbrook step through a temporal vortex and travel back in time, or is the video out of order on purpose, much like that one episode of Seinfeld that was backward?

10. 1:45 - The black creeper is back! And he's been at all of the holidays. He hung out with the little girls at Christmas (and probably Hanukkah, Pearl Harbor Day and National AIDS Awareness Day), New Year's, Easter and the Fourth of July.

Seriously, what is up with this guy? Doesn't he have other adults to hang out with? Why is he always spending time with Nicole Westbrook and her 12-year-old friends? And why isn't he with Rebecca Black and her posse anymore? Did they suddenly realize that it's strange to hang out with a 30-year-old black man?

11. 2:12 - A champagne bottle? Isn't Nicole Westbrook a bit too young to be drinking? I mean, I'm sure the black creeper doesn't agree, but where are Nicole's parents? Don't they think it's strange that a grown black man wants to get 12-year-old girls drunk?

12. 2:15 - Ribs on Thanksgiving? Really?

13. 2:16 - What the hell does that fat kid have in his hands? I'm not surprised that Nicole Westbrook gave him a disgusted look. I'm sure the fat kid left the good food at home so he could eat it during his post-Thanksgiving feast.

14. 2:23 - Hey, the black creeper has come dressed in a turkey costume! I can almost hear him thinking, "If Nicole's parents come home, they won't recognize me as a grown black man because I'll be wearing my turkey costume, tee hee hee hee!!!"

15. 2:30 - I love how Nicole Westbrook breaks out into a rap verse during the prayer, and the one black girl there gives her a "WTF?" look. She's probably thinking, "Leave the rapping to me, skank, and while we're at it, I'm banging the black guy first!"

16. 2:41 - "Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful, gotta be grateful, can't be hateful." My turkey rap lyrics were more creative than this crap.

17. 2:59 - Congratulations, Nicole Westbrook, for being the first songstress in the history of this planet to sing into a turkey leg in a music video - though it does look like something else... A chicken leg, of course. What, you thought I meant a penis? Eww, you guys are sick.

18. 3:14 - Let me get this straight: A guy wearing a turkey costume is eating a turkey? Ah, it all makes sense now. These kids are all in a cannibalistic cult, and the black man is their leader. The parents aren't around because they ate them.

19. 3:17 - The fat kid is holding up the bowl of mashed potatoes. No doubt he would later steal the mashed potatoes and scarf it down himself NOM NOM NOM NOM.

20. 3:19 - You know what I just realized? Nicole Westbrook completely ripped off Rebecca Black! Seriously, take a look:

From Friday: We, we, we so excited.

From It's Thanksgiving: We, we, we, gonna have a good time.

So, in one single song, Nicole Westbrook managed to steal from both Rebecca Black and me. What a b***h!

21. 3:22 - Anyone confused as to why the black guy is wearing his turkey costume at the Fourth of July celebration? I mean, the parents are a non-factor because they've already been eaten, so it's not like he has to be incognito when hanging out with these 12-year-old girls. My theory is that he's making turkey burgers and wants to relish in his cannibalism.

OK, so I found 21 things wrong with this music video. Let's see what everyone else thinks. Here were some comments I found on the YouTube page and my thoughts on each:

May be a crap song but she looks alright for a twelve year old

That's something you can tell yourself when you're sitting in jail after being arrested for statutory rape.

WTF Where did he come from paedofile

Seriously, I have to resort to hiding in the bushes, but this guy gets to be up close and personal? It's not fair.

10 times more dislikes than likes. Why do you guys hate this b***h so much?

As of this writing, there are 15,484 likes and 113,411 dislikes for this video. Why do we hate this b***h so much? Because she's a song thief who stole my Thanksgiving rap idea.

RAPE ALERT 1:45

Come on, man, that's just inaccurate. I'm sure they consented.

Your food looks like s*** Nicole

As a fat man, I'd have to disagree. I may have to dress up in a turkey costume and invade Nicole's 2013 Thanksgiving party so I could eat her yummy-looking food. I hope she still likes Thanksgiving by then.

I'd like to see her suck it

Suck what? I don't get it.

Her t**s are s**t but I'd still smash

Careful. Her black boyfriend might kick your a** if you continue to say stuff like that.

1:45 CHILD MOLESTER WHERE THE F*** IS HE COMING FROM AND WHY IS HE AT LITTLE GIRLS SLEEP OVER

I love how this person wrote in caps, almost as if he/she is super concerned about the black guy actually raping these girls. As I wrote earlier, they consented. No rape occurred. Chill out, bud.

At least she knows her place. Cooking in the kitchen.

Inappropriate. You didn't even mention her being in the bedroom. Give her credit for that too.

I think she is a milf

Umm... no. I doubt the black guy impregnated her yet.

This is difficult to masterbate to

Tell me about it. There aren't enough shots of the food on the table. Stuff like that really gets me excited.

I love this song... THe black guy is my role model... RAPE THOSE KIDS N***A!!!

Ugh, again with the rape. You don't need to rape if you have their consent - or a bottle of champagne to get them super drunk.




As you can tell, I'm pretty butt hurt about Nicole Westbrook stealing my glory. Am I going to make a big fuss over it? No - because I'm the bigger man.

I'm just going to make a new song that will crush Nicole Westbrook's video in terms of popularity. She will then cry herself to sleep every night knowing that I'm the better musical performer, and all will be right with the world.

So, what am I going to sing about? I thought about it, and I realized that it has to be about a holiday, since that's the kind of stuff that goes viral. But which holiday? I'm sure Nicole Westbrook will soon be releasing songs entitled It's Halloween, It's Easter and It's Flag Day, so I have to pick a holiday that is under the radar.

Here's what I've come up with - It's National Cheese Pizza Day.

For all of you non-fat people out there who don't know about this glorious holiday, National Pizza Day falls on Sept. 5. It's true. The link goes to CNN's Web site, where you may be lucky enough to see a picture of Anderson Cooper saving the world.

Here are my awesome lyrics:

Oh oh woh. No no.
OK no.

Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. Oh no.
Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. OK. Let's go.

I've gone to bed. It's in my head. The day that's coming, coming.
The things I'll eat. And stuff I've eaten. Oh no. Uuu, no.

December was National AIDS Awareness Day. February was Valentine's Day. May was Memorial Day. And Mother's Day, but now it's National Cheese Pizza Day.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
With some cheese, eh, tomato sauce eh, and we we we are gonna eat cheese pizza.
No pepperoni, eh, no sausage or onions eh,
It's National Cheese Pizzay Day.
It's National Cheese Pizza Day. (OK).

I don't know if school is out because I don't go there anymore. I can shout, pizza, pizza, pizza.
No matter how I NOM NOM NOM, no matter what I NOM NOM NOM, this is my favorite.

December was National AIDS Awareness Day. February was Valentine's Day. May was Memorial Day. And Mother's Day, but now it's National Cheese Pizza Day.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
With some cheese, eh, tomato sauce eh, and we we we are gonna eat cheese pizza.
No pepperoni, eh, no sausage or onions eh,
It's National Cheese Pizzay Day.
It's National Cheese Pizza Day. (OK).

Yo. It's National Cheese Pizza Day and I'm trying to rap for no reason. (come on Walt)
Poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee. Poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.
Cheese, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.
Tomato sauce, che- poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.
Dough, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.
Oven, che-poo-poo-poo-chee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-chee.

It's Cheese
National Cheese Pizza Day
Let's go
It's Cheese
National Cheese Pizza Day
Let's go

December was National AIDS Awareness Day. February was Valentine's Day. May was Memorial Day. And Mother's Day, but now it's National Cheese Pizza Day.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
Oh oh oh it's National Cheese Pizza Day. We we we we are going to eat cheeze pizza.
With some cheese, eh, tomato sauce eh, and we we we are gonna eat cheese pizza.
No pepperoni, eh, no sausage or onions eh,
It's National Cheese Pizzay Day.
It's National Cheese Pizza Day. (OK).

Look for my video on YouTube soon. It'll be the one with the creepy black guy in it.




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Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Women's Basketball, Celebrity Man, Facebook Morons
Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype, Ben Roethlisberger and His Accuser
Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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