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Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 7: The Dragon’s Lair The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed some of the stores in Las Vegas, particularly the CVS, which has an armed guard with a bullet-proof vest. I also found strawberry soda to consume with my pepperoni stromboli. Go here…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 6: Shopping Hijinx The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed my long-awaited trip to Parry’s to have their pepperoni stromboli and strawberry Fanta, but the strawberry Fanta was out of order in the machine. Go here to read all about it. There was…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 5: Problems at Parry’s The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed a crazy drive I had in a cab going from the Westgate to Caesars. Check it out to hear about how someone got brain damage because the cab driver didn’t know someone…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 4: The Ace of Spades The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed the flight to Las Vegas, where I finally sat next to an attractive girl – for about 30 seconds until she moved seats. I was still able to see that she…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 3: Fake Pink Nails The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed the airport, namely dumb teens who brought a soccer ball with them. There was also a man who feigned injury so he could ride in a wheelchair. Oh, and I had one…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 2: The Free Ride The previous entry in my 2026 Vegas series discussed the airport, namely the Uber drive and the enhancement to the bathroom at the departure area. I also ranted about morons still wearing masks. Go here to read all about it. I…

Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2026, Part 1: Philadelphia International Airport Improvements I’ve brought up this story in the past, but may not have mentioned it during last year’s 12-part Las Vegas chronicles, so I’ll revisit it again right now. I had a friend in grade school and high school. I haven’t…

Jerk of the Week: The Long Table I haven’t eaten at many non-fast-food restaurants over the past six years. First of all, there was COVID, and second, I now have two kids, the first of whom was born at the end of 2021. My wife and I, as a result, have not eaten at many…

Jerk of the Week: The Arby’s Coke Fiend Every time I tell people that I love going to Arby’s, they have the same reaction: “Eww, gross!” And every time I hear this, I tell them that they have no idea what they’re missing out on. Arby’s is one of the best fast-food restaurants in the…

Jerk of the Week: The Prostitute at the Park A long time ago in Jerks of the Week, I used to talk about the Bum on My Street, a crazy person who hung out at the corner near my parents’ house and yelled at squirrels. Now, nearly 20 years later, we have the Prostitute at…