Emmitt on the Brink. The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. This is a weekly feature that will take a newspaper reporter’s perspective and follow the 2013, 2014 and 2015 New England Patriots as they traverse the 2013, 2014 and 2015 NFL seasons under Emmitt’s guidance. It will also cover Emmitt’s retirement in 2016. Of course, you can always look at all of Emmitt’s quotes in the Emmitt Smith Anthology. |
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Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 16 – NEW!!!
Emmitt and his bastard son, Emmitt Snow Jr., battle the Giant Bear in an attempt to put an end to the pandemic.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 1
Coming off a Week 1 victory, the Patriots get into trouble for Sypgate II. Roger Goodell orders the team to replace Bill Belichick with Emmitt.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 2
Emmitt wins his first game against the Falcons, 11-4, despite major confusion and thanks in part to a Michael Vick arrest.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 3
Something interesting happens to the Bengals, Emmitt screws up again and a key Patriot is lost for the year.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 4
The Lions-Patriots contest gets moved to Detroit. Find out why, and discover who the new GM of the Lions is.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 5
Herm Edwards screws up in the battle of the unbeatens!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 6
Dennis Green blows a record lead and has to be taken to the mental hospital.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 7
Al Davis finds proof that Emmitt and Green conspired to have the Raiders lose on purpose.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 8
Roger Goodell cancels all games for a mysterious reason.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 9
Steroids scandal rocks Foxborough!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 10
Both Emmitt and Anthony Morelli were very busy during an interesting bye week.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 11
The Patriots get “blowed out” without Emmitt, while Morelli mysteriously avoids a suspension!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 12
The Patriots battle the Jets for first place in the AFC East. Eric Mangini’s day is ruined.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 13
Emmitt and Romeo Crennel attend a charity event prior to playing Andy Reid and the 49ers.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 14
About 100 players are suspended for violating the illegal substance policy.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 15
The Patriots and Bills play the NFL’s annual international game. A guest from the NBA makes an appearance.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 16
Something bizarre occurs when the Patriots battle the Dolphins, involving Mike Martz and David Carr.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 17
A look at the teams the 13-3 Patriots will face in the Doggone Playoff.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 18
Good and bad news for the Patriots. Plus, results from Round 1 from the Doggone Playoff.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 19
The Patriots survive the divisional round of the Doggone Playoff without one of their key players.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 20
The Patriots win the AFC Championship and go to the Super Bowl!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season One: Week 21
Did the Patriots win the Super Bowl with Emmitt?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 1
A new season begins, and Eric Mangini has a trick up his sleeve against Emmitt’s Patriots.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 2
Two days before the Patriots-Cowboys Monday night game, Jerry Jones makes a surprising announcement at his wedding.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 3
The Eagles sign two players to help them beat the Patriots. Michael Vick remarkably ends up saving the day.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 4
Al Davis unleashes a secret weapon against the Patriots.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 5
Ever since Al Davis pushed his red button, things have been very strange around the NFL.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 6
The Patriots destroy the Dolphins and spoil a cultural celebration in Miami.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 7
Daniel Snyder hires two new assistant coaches to help him call plays. Also, an old friend returns.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 8
Four members of the New England Patriots will appear on game shows during the team’s bye.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 9
Brett Favre returns to Lambeau Field as a Chicago Bear. Ted Thompson has a secret weapon to stop him.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 10
The Patriots are investigated by two organizations right before Anthony Morelli and Jay Cutler set records.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 11
The Patriots hire a former No. 1 pick as a competitive advantage. However, he’s really a spy for the opposing head coach.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 12
Eric Mangini’s birthday party is ruined again. Mangini decides not to show up to the game the next day.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 13
Analysis of the 2014 Thanksgiving games, including New England’s comeback victory over Jake Delhome and the Panthers.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 14
New England and Buffalo play their annual international game in North Korea. Before the game, the Patriots dine at Kim Jong Il’s castle.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 15
Patriots practice is canceled because someone released laughing gas in the facility. Emmitt is affected…
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 16
The Patriots improve to 15-0, as the Colts rest their starters.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 17
Can the Patriots finish 16-0 for the second time in eight years?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 18
With the Patriots and Texans enjoying their bye week, here are the recaps of the Round 1 playoff games.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 19
The results of the second round of the playoffs are in. Who won the Patriots-Jets and Texans-Raiders games?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 20
The Patriots once again luckily avoid an AFC Championship confrontation with Glandor.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Two: Week 21
Did the 2014 New England Patriots finish the season 19-0 behind Emmitt’s coaching?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 1
The Patriots kick off the 2015 season against the Dolphins. Unfortunately, their new offensive coordinator was not available for the game.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 2
The Patriots play the injured Lions, who get screwed over by yet another controversial call.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 3
Tons of problems for the Jets: a holdout, a broke owner and the destruction of their new stadium.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 4
The 3-0 Cowboys have a secret weapon in store for the Patriots that guarantees victory.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 5
The Patriots lose a valued member of their team thanks to an NFL rule change.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 6
Five years after the Brett Favre incident, someone else sends pictures to a sideline reporter.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 7
Roger Goodell implements a new rule change that pisses everyone off.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 8
Emmitt takes a leave of absence after a shocking discovery.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 9
The Patriots lose yet another coach, but still find a way to win.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 10
Anthony Morelli makes a cameo appearance on Tim Tebow’s new hit TV show.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 11
After watching Harry Potter, Al Davis uses dark magic against the Patriots.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 12
The Patriots’ Thanksgiving game is canceled, but the team welcomes back Emmitt.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 13
Derek Anderson invites several quarterbacks to a special symposium.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 14
While Roger Goodell extends the season, the Patriots draft the son of a former NFL quarterback.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 15
The Eagles use criminals and dirty tactics in an attempt to beat the undefeated Patriots.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 16
The Vikings’ new stadium is ruined. The New England-Minnesota game will be moved to…
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 17
Bad weather ruins yet another NFL game.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 18
An architect quarterback, a dumb quarterback and a mega quarterback – all on Wild Card Weekend!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 19
A recap of the divisional round games; Al Davis has a new weapon.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 20
An old foe returns to help the Patriots beat Al Davis’ new secret weapon.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Three: Week 21
After the Patriots repeat as champions, Emmitt makes a shocking announcement.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 1
Emmitt retired after the Super Bowl, so what has he been up to?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 2
Chris Johnson’s contract is almost up, and he wants tons of money again.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 3
Arian Foster gets into trouble by doing something stupid on Twitter again.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 4
DeSean Jackson is banned from the NFL after using yet another slur.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 5
ESPN fires yet another Monday Night Football performer – and gets Emmitt as a replacement.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 6
Andy Reid is on the hot seat because The Dream Team II is 0-5.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 7
Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz prepare for the final battle against each other.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 8
More teams reject Terrell Owens. And not just NFL teams…
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 9
Jim Tressel and JaMarcus Russell – the new coach-quarterback combination on the Patriots?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 10
New Eagles defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky blows the whistle on Michael Vick.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 11
Fallout from the Michael Vick dog raping scandal.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 12
Ndamukong Suh injures more people, and is assigned to anger management.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 13
Roger Goodell hires the Skittle Warriors to handle disciplinary issues in the NFL.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 14
Emmitt opens the door to a parallel universe – and an evil quarterback begins wreaking havoc in our world.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 15
Why does Sam Hurd want to silence Colt McCoy?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 16
Merril Hoge plots to destroy the world.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Four: Week 17
In the Season 4 finale, Roger Goodell uses a clause in the CBA to bring back the lockout. Only one man can stop him.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 1
The Saints are in trouble again! Bountygate II has occurred, and this time, the Saints are being much more sinister.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 2
The Bountygate II sexual acts continue despite the Saints being banished from the NFL.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 3
One of the replacement officials is a major suspect in Bountygate II!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 4
Greg Schiano goes way too far this time.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 5
Replacement police officers are preventing Emmitt from getting his search warrant.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 6
Emmitt is finally able to arrest Roger Goodell.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 7
Emmitt and his crew get lost on the way to Chicago – but find some unexpected help.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 8
Emmitt’s credit card is stolen – and then he gets arrested!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 9
Emmitt finds a friend in jail who helps him escape.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 10
There’s not enough evidence to convict Jonathan Vilma. Meanwhile, Cam Newton wants more change.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 11
Eric Mangini and Asian Erin Andrews are set to get married, but someone from the past is back to ruin the wedding.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 12
No football league is safe; Bountygate II goes beyond the NFL.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 13
Jerry Jones finally fires himself!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 14
Emmitt is finally on the right track to finding the mastermind behind Bountygate II!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 15
Emmitt finally meets the mastermind behind Bountygate II.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 16
Emmitt’s friends attempt to rescue him from Bountygate II headquarters.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Five: Week 17
Can Emmitt and his friends finally put an end to Bountygate II?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 1
Crazy divisional realignment in the NFL, and more trouble for the Lloyd family.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 2
Will Riley Cooper and Chris Culliver be facing further punishment from the NFL?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 3
The Browns send shockwaves through the NFL with another crazy trade.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 4
Why is Emmitt the new valet at Downtown Abbott?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 5
How is Brandon Lloyd tied to the murder investigation of the other Lloyds? Is he a victim or a suspect?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 6
Emmitt questions Bob Kraft. Meanwhile, Rex Ryan injures another quarterback.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 7
The city of Tampa gets overrun by the Walking Bucs.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 8
Emmitt questions three suspects. The NFL then admits to a pair of officiating blunders.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 9
How Peter King led the charge to change the Redskins name. Meanwhile, groups are offended by other team names.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 10
Five years later, Jonathan Martin confronts Richie Incognito again.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 11
The NFL announces the relocation of the Jaguars, and Malcom Floyd is run over by a car.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 12
Josh Freeman is cut again, and all of his secrets are exposed.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 13
Emmitt meets with Bill Belichick, and the NFL suspends Brandon Meriweather and Donte Hitner.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 14
Disaster strikes at Rob Lowe’s family Turkey Bowl.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 15
Emmitt makes a shocking discovery at Bill Belichick’s house.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 16
What really happened to Aaron Hernandez in the summer of 2013.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Six: Week 17
Can Emmitt finally take down Aaron Hernandez and end his killing spree?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 1
Emmitt and his new friends barely escape the Walking Buc-infested Downtown Abbott.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 2
Josh Gordon tells the tale of how he got into trouble with the NFL and why he was exiled from America.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 3
Emmitt and his friends flee England, but have trouble on Robert Kraft’s private jet.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 4
Emmitt and his friends explore the mysterious island they’re stranded on in hopes of finding a way off of it.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 5
Emmitt escapes the island and meets up with Johnny Manziel, who provides him with some key information.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 6
Emmitt and his friends arrive in Tampa, but find themselves in the middle of a gang war.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 7
Emmitt confronts the leader of the Bloods – none other than Ron Jaworski – to recover the Crips’ Justin Bieber music videos.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 8
Jim Irsay gets into trouble again and destroys the Crips’ headquarters.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 9
Emmitt and his crew head west, but are trapped inside a sinister town.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 10
A new threat emerges in the Walking Buc apocalypse – one that endangers Emmitt and his friends.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 11
DeSean Jackson saves Emmitt from Andy Reid, and then the group finds the second scion of the Walking Buc apocalypse.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 12
Justin Bieber’s powers to stop the Walking Buc apocalypse are revealed – and there is actually hope for a change.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 13
A thief steals Emmitt’s trusty atlas. Can Josh Gordon help him retrieve it?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 14
An old nemesis returns to prevent Emmitt and his friends from finding the third scion of the Walking Buc apocalypse.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 15
Adrian Peterson reveals what happened to him during the Walking Buc apocalypse.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 16
Emmitt and his crew gather all of the Walking Bucs in Tampa so that Adrian Peterson can use his switch to end the apocalypse.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Seven: Week 17
Adrian Peterson uses the Switch of Destiny, and then Carl Nicks attacks.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 1
Think Deflategate is over? One angry man is threatening the NFL over the Tom Brady allegations.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 2
In an attempt to reach North Korea, Emmitt flies to the wrong location. However, he is able to stop a horrible crime.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 3
While Emmitt travels to North Korea, Chip Kelly is accused of being racist again. Geno Smith tries a new profession.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 4
Emmitt saves Jay Cutler with the help of an old friend.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 5
New evidence is brought forth against Tom Brady. Meanwhile, Ray Rice reveals his success story.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 6
Emmitt meets with Kim Jong-un to discuss a peace treaty. He also bumps into a familiar face in Kim Jong-un’s building.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 7
Emmitt meets up with Dianna Marie Russini, who has a plan to steal the key to North Korea’s nuclear facility.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 8
Emmitt, Ray Rice and Dianna Marie Russini enter the North Korean Nuclear Facility, but have to pass Kim Jong-un’s three trials.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 9
Emmitt, Ray Rice and Dianna Marie Russini are kidnapped and taken to Jared Fogle’s dungeon, where they have to plot their escape.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 10
Emmitt and his crew reunite with old friends, while Kim Jong-un makes a startling announcement.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 11
Emmitt meets with Michael Sam to help overthrow Kim Jong-un. Sam, however, makes a strange request.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 12
Greg Hardy abducts Emmitt and his friends and threatens to kill them.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 13
Kim Jong-un makes a startling announcement, prompting Emmitt and his friends to invade Jared Fogle’s manor.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 14
Kim Jong-un makes the ultimate threat against America, so Emmitt and his companions have to find the real North Korean Nuclear Facility as soon as possible.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 15
Emmitt and his companions have to overcome one more obstacle before confronting Kim Jong-un. Then, they learn the startling truth about Kim Jong-un.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eight: Episode 16
How are Roger Goodell and Kim Jong-un connected? Can Emmitt and his companions stop North Korea from blowing up America?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 1
Something strange happens to Emmitt while stuck in traffic at a protest rally.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 2
Emmitt seeks help for the new danger he encountered – one that will take the lives of two ordinary people!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 3
Emmitt is in hot water following an interview with the media. He then receives a phone call from a very strange individual.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 4
Emmitt is banned from Twitter! He also manages to save an old friend from trouble.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 5
Johnny Manziel discusses his addiction, and then he and Emmitt save someone familiar.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 6
Emmitt incites a riot after following further instructions at Emory University.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 7
The students of Emory Universiy aim to kill Emmitt and friends. Emmitt meets an old foe.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 8
Emmitt has been captured, but he finds a way to escape. He meets a very familiar person who refers to him as a friend. Will she help?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 9
Emmitt is trapped for a long time in his prison cell. Will he be able to escape the League of Failed General Managers’ compound?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 10
Emmitt and his friends meet with Donald Trump, who might be their only hope of taking down the League of Failed General Managers.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 11
Can Emmitt escape from the college idiots who want to kill him for the comments he made? Will Emmitt locate the Mirror of Ra to reveal Hillary Clinton’s true identity?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 12
A sacrifice must be made to escape from Matt Millen. Then, Emmitt finally exposes Hillary Clinton.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 13
What’s the connection between Hillary Clinton and Matt Millen, and why do they want to destroy Emmitt?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 14
With the portal to the evil dimension open, can Emmitt save the love of his life in time?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 15
Emmitt’s friends attempt to escape the League of Failed General Managers’ facility, while Emmitt falls into the portal of the evil dimension.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Nine: Episode 16
Good Emmitt learns about the evil dimension and fights Evil Emmitt. Meanwhile, Matt Millen tries to Kielbasa Crush Emmitt’s friends.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 1
Evil Emmitt has been living among us for a year. What has he been doing this entire time?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 2
Evil Emmitt meets with Roger Goodell to keep the Patriots from moving to Los Angeles.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 3
Brock Osweiler hosts the ESPYs, while Evil Emmitt meets with his successor.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 4
After an encounter with the debaclation wisps, Emmitt meets with the Single Ranger, who wants to help him defeat his nemesis.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 5
Evil Emmitt goes back to his alma mater to recruit someone else to win his battle against real Emmitt.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 6
Emmitt seeks out Eli Manning in Mistissippi. Meanwhile, the Bills are at odds with Tyrod Taylor again.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 7
Emmitt asks Eli Manning for the Rice of Passage. Meanwhile, Evil Emmitt recruits someone else for his mission.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 8
Evil Emmitt has a meeting of the minds, while real Emmitt enters the Dragonlord’s castle.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 9
Emmitt meets with Dragonlord Rosie O’Donnell, who tells him how to defeat evil Emmitt.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 10
Emmitt finds Brett Favre and asks if he can borrow his goose egg.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 11
Real Emmitt confronts Norv Turner’s Turkey Neck, while Evil Emmitt goes after the second sage.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 12
Evil Emmitt continues his quest for the golden spheres, while Real Emmitt is captured in Turkey Neck Town.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 13
Real Emmitt earns a new title after he gets his revenge on Turkey Neck Town.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 14
Emmitt has to deal with some unexpected drama and conflict before he can obtain the Sword of Legendary Sword.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 15
Real and Evil Emmitt prepare to battle one another one last time.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Ten: Episode 16
Real Emmitt and Evil Emmitt battle each other in the epic rematch!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 1
Emmitt is the new owner of the New England Patriots, but he’s already in hot water! Meanwhile, NFL TV ratings hit an all-time low.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 2
Murder at Gillette Stadium! Someone is killed on the Patriots’ stadium grounds just one day after new owner Emmitt meets with his coaching staff.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 3
A rough weekend for Emmitt: He’s bashed by celebrities at an award show, and then his team loses to drop to 0-4.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 4
Emmitt meets with his coaches to figure out how to come back from a blowout loss. Meanwhile, there’s another murder at Gillette Stadium.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 5
The Patriots get blown out again, and Emmitt decides to hire a new NFL press secretary.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 6
A third murder victim is found at Gillette Stadium, and the press is irate at something else. Meanwhile, the Patriots don’t lose for the first time all year!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 7
The lead investigator offers a suggestion on how to prevent further murders from taking place at Gillette Stadium.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 8
Emmitt gets some blow back for removing the statues. He then meets with his coaches to formulate a plan to turn the Patriots around.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 9
Emmitt finally meets with Roger Goodell about removing the statues from all the stadiums in the NFL. Meanwhile, the Patriots finally discover why DeShone Kizer has been struggling so much.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 10
Emmitt tries to find help to destroy the statues. Meanwhile, the Patriots have to play without a quarterback.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 11
The Patriots once again have to play without a quarterback. Meanwhile, Emmitt’s goose gets on the loose!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 12
The real villain behind the Gillette Stadium murders is revealed as there is an attack during the Patriots-Raiders game.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 13
With the statues prepared to attack, Roger Goodell makes an important announcement about the Thanksgiving games. Meanwhile, Eric Mangini saves the day.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 14
The evil statue group Statue-13 attacks during the inagural Black Friday game. How will the NFL respond?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 15
Emmitt has a meeting of the minds, and they hatch a plan that involves battling the statues north of the wall.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Eleven: Episode 16
Will Emmitt defeat the evil statue group, Statue-13? Can Emmitt and friends unmask who Statue-13’s leader is?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 1
Emmitt begins his new job as the commissioner of the NFL – just in time for a new threat to arise.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 2
Emmitt says goodbye to his son, then hears of speculation that he could be relieved of his job as NFL commissioner.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 3
Emmitt’s bastard son Emmitt Snow Jr. arrives in Antarctica and makes a friend along the way.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 4
Emmitt’s trueborn son heads north, while Emmitt attempts to appease the rabid media, which continues to accuse him of collusion.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 5
Emmitt’s Patriots prepare for Antonio Brown’s undefeated Steelers. Meanwhile, some Emmitt fans are accosted while waiting for a bus.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 6
The Battle of Softhouse! Emmitt Snow Jr. runs into trouble when he and his friend look for his missing uncle.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 7
Emmitt Snow Jr. tries to warn everyone about the horrors he saw in the Battle of Softhouse. Meanwhile, Emmitt’s Patriots inch closer to the playoffs.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 8
Emmitt’s Patriots attempt to not look past the Dolphins. Meanwhile, Emmitt Snow Jr. attempts to win an election so he can order more ketchup from Heinz to stop the White Russians.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 9
Emmitt receives news via Baltimore Raven that his bastard son, Emmitt Snow Jr., has passed away.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 10
Emmitt meets with a new ally to help him avenge Emmitt Snow Jr.’s death. Meanwhile, the Buccaneers are wiped out by a mysterious force.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 11
Emmitt’s plan to conquer Sproleisport backfires. Meanwhile, the NFL 2020 playoff field is set.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 12
Emmitt’s trueborn son, Emmitt Smith IV, the III, the V, Sr., the VIII, Jr. Sr. XII Smith, meets the Three-Eyed Baltimore Raven.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 13
Emmitt meets with Emmitt Snow Jr.’s murderer, Thornin Yourside. Meanwhile, a young, hotshot congressman threatens to remove Emmitt as commissioner.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 14
It all comes down to this, the moment we’ve been building up for 12 seasons. It’s Emmitt versus his bastard son’s killer, Thornin Yourside. It’s the Long Fight, a production that was very costly for me, so I hope all of you can see it.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 15
Emmitt may have defeated Thornin Yourside and the White Russians, but the true enemy is revealed. Will Emmitt get his revenge!?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Twelve: Episode 16
Congress finally removes Emmitt as NFL commissioner. What will become of him, and who will be the next NFL commissioner? Perhaps someone with the best story?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 1
What is life like now for Emmitt, who has been exiled to the north after his giant goose burned all NFL fans last year?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 2
How does Emmitt react to learning about Covid-19? And is there hope that he can stop it?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 3
Emmitt learns of the genesis of the pandemic. How did it get started? Find out!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 4
Emmitt re-visits NFL headquarters, where he used to reside as commissioner. What he finds there is a huge surprise!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 5
Congress has a secret meeting in the wake of Emmitt returning to America after being exiled to the North.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 6
There’s a surprise twist at the Mako Reactor, and a new plan is hatched!
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 7
DeAndre Baker and Quinton Dunbar sneak into NFL headquarters and are caught off guard by what they see there.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 8
Emmitt escapes Roger Goodell’s dungeon in NFL headquarters, only to see a senseless tragedy take place.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 9
The governors hatch a plan to start more riots in an attempt to Emmitt and his friends.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 10
Emmitt and his friends confront Joey the Rat and Frankie Stechino in the riots. Will Joey and Frankie stop Emmitt from putting an end to the pandemic?
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 11
Emmitt and his friends reach ESPN headquarters and meet the Red Woman, who delivers some good news amid chaos.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 12
Emmitt and his friends have an epic battle against Michigan Governor Gretchen Umbridge.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 13
ESPN headquarters attempts to recover from Gretchen Umbridge’s attack, as the ritual to revive Emmitt Snow Jr. begins.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 14
The congressmen plan on how to destroy Emmitt after Gretchen Umbridge’s demise. Meanwhile, the giant bear arrives in America.
Emmitt on the Brink – Season Thirteen: Episode 15
Emmitt braces for the arrivial of the giant bear in what will be the final battle to stop the virus.
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