Emmitt on the Brink – Season 3: Week 10

Emmitt on the Brink.

The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Two years later, the Patriots are coming off the first 19-0 season in NFL history.

This is a weekly feature that will take a newspaper reporter’s perspective and follow the 2015 New England Patriots as they traverse the 2015 NFL season under Emmitt’s guidance. This page will be updated every Saturday during the real 2010 NFL season.

Of course, you can always look at all of Emmitt’s quotes in the Emmitt Smith Anthology.

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PATRIOTS QUARTERBACK TO MAKE CAMEO APPEARANCE

By Alex Rodriguez, Special to the NFL Bible Network
Friday, Nov. 13, 2015

When you’re undefeated, everyone wants a piece of the pie. That has certainly been the case for the Patriots, as several members of the organization have guest starred on Celebrity Jeopardy, Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and Eating Cereal with the Stars in recent years.

During this year’s bye week, quarterback Anthony Morelli will make a cameo appearance on Tim Tebow’s new television show.

“Haha, eh yo, they say I gonna be on TV, eh yo,” Morelli said. “TV! People gonna see me on TV haha, eh yo… huh?”

We’re not sure why Morelli is so thrilled about this; after all, his Patriots are on TV every single week in the fall.

Morelli will play himself in the show’s pilot episode. Tebow, who has been secretive about his new program, finally addressed the media about it on Thursday.

“Someone recently introduced me to Entourage, a show that used to air on HBO,” Tebow said. “I didn’t like this show. There were too many bad things about it. So, I’ve decided to swap out the ‘T’ for a ‘C,’ and make a show called Encourage – a show about four close friends who encourage each other.”

Per Tebow, he will play the main character, Timmy Faith, a professional quarterback who is tempted by all the distractions around him, but is eventually able to overcome the adversity with the help of his friends.

Timmy Faith’s brother will be Johnny Charisma, a former quarterback whose career was cut short due to injuries and ineptitude. Tebow did not specify if the Johnny Charisma character would be loosely based on Rex Grossman.

Timmy Faith’s manager and best friend will be a short man named PeacE – with the final letter of that word capitalized for obvious reasons. PeacE, according to Tebow, will attract women who are way too hot for him.

Rounding out the quartet, Timmy Faith’s friend Turtledove will provide comedic relief.

Other characters include Heart of Gold, Timmy Faith’s agent, and Brandon Lloyd, Heart of Gold’s straight secretary.

We’re still not sure what role Morelli will provide – or if he’ll even be sober – but we are confident that millions of Americans will be on the edge of their seats when Encourage debuts on Sunday night.