Emmitt on the Brink - Season 11: Week 14



Emmitt on the Brink.

The premise: Coming off a Super Bowl victory, the Patriots open the 2013 season with a blowout win. Unfortunately, they get into trouble for Spygate II. As punishment, Roger Goodell orders the Patriots to fire Bill Belichick and replace him with Emmitt Smith. Three years later, the Patriots beat the Bears in the Super Bowl, 2-0. After the game, Emmitt announced his retirement.

This is a weekly feature that will take a newspaper reporter's perspective and follow Emmitt through his post-retirement days.

Of course, you can always look at all of Emmitt's quotes in the Emmitt Smith Anthology.
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EMMITT HAS ANOTHER MEETING OF THE MINDS


By Alex Rodriguez, Special to the NFL Bible Network
Tuesday, Dec. 1, 2020


The optimism garnered from the first victory over the evil statue group Statue-13 was short-lived. That night, there were reports of hundreds of thousands of people dying at the hands of angry statues. Additionally, the statues also assaulted and raped others, including children. Despite this, the narrative on social media remained the same.

"Statue-13, in my opinion, should be a protected group," tweeted one politician, pining for statue votes in order to get reelected. "In fact, I'm going to petition to have my city become a sanctuary for statues. All statues, if you're listening, please come to my sanctuary city, where bad things won't happen to you."

A statue killed this politician hours later, smashing in his skull and then defecating on his body. When the politician closed his eyes for the final time, he felt good because he showed everyone how great of a person he was for caring about statues.



Despite all the horror, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell continued to state that the NFL would not cancel any games.

"In fact, there gonna be big penarty for anyone who no come to NFR game!" Goodell said in an odd accent. "Anyone who don't come to NFR game who have season-ticket ricense gonna have their address posted onrine so the statue gonna find these peopre and kirr them arr, hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa!!!"

With Goodell apparently going insane, Emmitt determined it was time to have a meeting of the minds. The following day, he asked his assistant coaches, the top-ranking barbarians, Erin Andrews-Sanders and Eric Mangini to join him in a conference room.

"Do anybody have any idea how to kill the statements?" Emmitt asked.

"You mean the statues?" Mangini asked, scratching his arm, as Andrews-Sanders looked worriedly. "I thought that if we kill their leader, all of those under them will fall."

"Yeah, but who the true leadman?" Emmitt asked. "If we kill the true leadman, all the statue gonna get debacled."

"We gotta take it one game at a time," defensive coordinator Grizzle McGrizzleton drunkenly grumbled. "Gotta give 110 percent. Hic!"

"STATUE MAKE ME REAL ANGRY!" offensive coordinator Anthony Morelli interjected. "THEY GRAY AND I NO LIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GRAY SKIN, GRAY UGLIEST COLOR ON RAINBOW!!!"

"Guys, what about convincing Roger Goodell how dangerous these statues are?" Andrews-Sanders asked, as she continued to watch Mangini chafe away at his chicken pox. "Maybe if he realizes how dangerous the statues are, he'll not only cancel NFL games, but he'll also use his resources to help us fight the statues."

"Hey, I have a great idea, if I do say so myself," head coach Josh McDaniels said. "Why don't we go north of the Great Wall of China? There are plenty of statues there, so we can capture one and bring it to Roger Goodell's office. If we show him a statue in live action, he won't have any choice but to help us!"

"Wazooga gopooga nombooga hlatooga razatooga!" shouted the lead barbarian.

"Yes, I agree Mr. Barber," said Emmitt, now fluent in barbarian language. "This real stupidness idea that do not make any senses, but it the only idea we has so we gonna do it."





EMMITT AND FRIENDS CLASH WITH STATUES NORTH OF THE WALL


By Alex Rodriguez, Special to the NFL Bible Network
Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2020


Given that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell threatened to release the addresses of season-ticket holders who didn't show up to the impending NFL games this weekend, Emmitt and his companions made haste to fly north of the Great Wall of China. Their goal was simple: to capture a statue, bring it home and then present it to Goodell so that he assists in stopping Statue-13's carnage.

Luckily for the group, Emmitt happened to be Father of Geese, so he had everyone board his goose. Everyone made it north of the Great Wall of China in no time, save for Erin Andrews-Sanders and head coach Josh McDaniels, who told everyone that he had a job interview to attend.

Everyone walked around north of the Great Wall in search for a statue to poach. Nothing was in sight, however, save for a polar bear. Eric Mangini quickly dispatched it with his great blade.

Hours later, Emmitt spotted a statue near a campfire. It looked oddly conspicuous that a statue would need heat, but with time running out, they couldn't afford to be too cautious.

Anthony Morelli and Grizzle McGrizzleton lured the statue out by making some bird calls - statues hate birds because they poop on them - and then Mangini and Emmitt pounced on it. The lead barbarian pulled a bag over its head.

"Good job giving 110-percent effort, men," McGrizzleton said in a drunken stupor.

"EH YO, CAN YOU STOP USE SO HIGH NUMBER!?" Morelli shrieked. "I JUST GETTED PAST TEN, SO YOU MAKEY ME REAL ANGRY LIKE GRAY GUY DO, EH YO!"

The final "eh yo!" was used to point to something on the horizon. A giant gray mass quickly approached, and it didn't take long for everyone to realize that it was tens of thousands of statues.

"Itsaooga aooga trapooga!" the barbarian screamed.

"Anthony Moregand, you the fastestest guy here," Emmitt said to his offensive coordinator. "Run back to the Grape Wall of Chinatown and get on the goosed and getted help before we all kill! This do not make any senses because we probably gonna die before help comeds, but this the only option we has so we gonna do it."

Morelli sprinted back to the Great Wall of China, as Emmitt and his companions prepared to somehow survive an onslaught of tens of thousands of bloodthirsty statues.

"Run!" Mangini yelled.

They sprinted backward, crossing a frozen lake. The statues sprinted after them, but the ones in front were so heavy that they cracked the ice and fell into the water. The remaining countless statues encircled the frozen lake, waiting for Emmitt's team to either make a move or die of hunger.

On top of the overlooking hill, the Tom Brady statue grimaced, patting a stone football that he was ready to put to good use.


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Season 1, Week 1 - PATRIOTS WIN 84-0 ON SUNDAY; LOSE ON MONDAY - Sept. 12
Season 1, Week 2 - PATRIOTS WIN 11-4 AMID CONFUSION; VICK ARRESTED - Sept. 19
Season 1, Week 3 - PATRIOTS ESCAPE WITH 7-2 WIN; BENGALS FLEE STADIUM - Sept. 26
Season 1, Week 4 - PATRIOTS-LIONS GAME MOVED TO...? - Oct. 3
Season 1, Week 5 - EMMITT'S PLAN TO NEUTRALIZE CHIEFS, TEBOWS FAILS - Oct. 10
Season 1, Week 6 - EMMITT SUSPENDS TWO COACHES; DEVISES OWN GAMEPLAN - Oct. 17
Season 1, Week 7 - AL DAVIS FINDS PROOF OF SABOTAGE; FILES GRIEVANCE - Oct. 24
Season 1, Week 8 - PATRIOTS PREPARE FOR DECLINING DOLPHINS - Oct. 31
Season 1, Week 9 - STEROID SCANDAL HITS FOXBOROUGH - Nov. 7
Season 1, Week 10 - EMMITT TO APPEAR ON REALITY TV SHOW - Nov. 14
Season 1, Week 11 - MORELLI SUSPENSION PENDING; CBS' PORTER CRITICIZES GOODELL - Nov. 21
Season 1, Week 12 - MANGINI'S BIRTHDAY RUINED - Nov. 28
Season 1, Week 13 - CRENNEL EDGES REID IN CHARITY EVENT - Dec. 5
Season 1, Week 14 - MORE THAN 100 NFL PLAYERS TO BE SUSPENDED - Dec. 12
Season 1, Week 15 - COACH NEARLY MISSES INTERNATIONAL GAME - Dec. 19
Season 1, Week 16 - PATRIOTS FIGURE TO ROLL IN MIAMI - Dec. 26
Season 1, Week 17 - AFC PLAYOFF PREVIEW - Jan. 2
Season 1, Week 18 - PLAYOFF ROUND 1 RESULTS - Jan. 9
Season 1, Week 19 - PLAYOFF ROUND 2 RESULTS - Jan. 16
Season 1, Week 20 - PATRIOTS TO THE SUPER BOWL! - Jan. 23
Season 1, Week 21 - DID THE PATRIOTS WIN IT ALL WITH EMMITT? - Jan. 31

Season 2, Week 1 - PATRIOTS KICK OFF 2014 SEASON AGAINST THE JETS - Sept. 18
Season 2, Week 2 - JERRY JONES MAKES SURPRISING ANNOUNCEMENT AT HIS WEDDING - Sept. 25
Season 2, Week 3 - MICHAEL VICK SAVES THE DAY IN EAGLES LOSS - Oct. 2
Season 2, Week 4 - AL DAVIS UNLEASHES SECRET WEAPON AGAINST PATRIOTS - Oct. 9
Season 2, Week 5 - MAJOR CHANGES PREVALENT THROUGHOUT THE LEAGUE - Oct. 16
Season 2, Week 6 - PATRIOTS WIN ON A CULTURAL NIGHT IN MIAMI - Oct. 23
Season 2, Week 7 - DANIEL SNYDER HIRES NEW COACHES - Oct. 30
Season 2, Week 8 - SEVERAL PATRIOTS TO APPEAR ON GAME SHOWS - Nov. 6
Season 2, Week 9 - FAVRE RUINS PACKER PLANS AGAIN - Nov. 13
Season 2, Week 10 - PATRIOTS COULD BE IN TROUBLE AGAIN - Nov. 20
Season 2, Week 11 - PATRIOTS HIRE FORMER NO. 1 PICK, SPY - Nov. 27
Season 2, Week 12 - MANGINI'S BIRTHDAY PARTY RUINED AGAIN - Dec. 4
Season 2, Week 13 - THANKSGIVING GAME RECAPS - Dec. 11
Season 2, Week 14 - PATS, BILLS TRAVEL TO NORTH KOREA - Dec. 18
Season 2, Week 15 - PATRIOTS PRACTICE CANCELED; LAUGHING GAS RELEASED - Dec. 26
Season 2, Week 16 - PATRIOTS ONE WIN AWAY FROM PERFECTION - Jan. 2
Season 2, Week 17 - PERFECTION AGAIN - Jan. 9
Season 2, Week 18 - PLAYOFF ROUND 1 RESULTS - Jan. 16
Season 2, Week 19 - PLAYOFF ROUND 2 RESULTS - Jan. 23
Season 2, Week 20 - PATRIOTS ADVANCE TO SUPER BOWL; WILL FACE RAMS AGAIN - Jan. 30
Season 2, Week 21 - PATRIOTS CRUISE TO EASY SUPER BOWL VICTORY; BECOME FIRST TEAM TO GO 19-0 - Feb. 14

Season 3, Week 1 - PATRIOTS KICK OFF 2015 SEASON AGAINST THE DOLPHINS - Sept. 11
Season 3, Week 2 - PATRIOTS FACE AN EASY CHALLENGE AGAINST INJURED LIONS - Sept. 18
Season 3, Week 3 - PATRIOTS AWARDED WIN AS JETS STADIUM IS IN RUINS - Sept. 25
Season 3, Week 4 - PATRIOTS FACE COWBOYS' SECRET WEAPON - Oct. 2
Season 3, Week 5 - PATRIOTS LOSE VALUABLE MEMBER OF TEAM - Oct. 9
Season 3, Week 6 - PATRIOTS OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR IN HOT WATER AGAIN - Oct. 16
Season 3, Week 7 - GOODELL AIMS TO IMPROVE PLAYER SAFETY; LEAGUE ANGERED - Oct. 23
Season 3, Week 8 - EMMITT DISTRAUGHT AFTER WAR OF WORDS WITH DENVER COACH - Oct. 30
Season 3, Week 9 - MANGINI'S CELEBRATION RUINED; COACH TO MISS GAME - Nov. 6
Season 3, Week 10 - PATRIOTS QUARTERBACK TO MAKE CAMEO APPEARANCE ON ENCOURAGE - Nov. 13
Season 3, Week 11 - AL DAVIS' DARK MAGIC BACKFIRES; PATRIOTS NOW 10-0 - Nov. 20
Season 3, Week 12 - EMMITT RETURNS TO PATRIOTS AFTER INTERVIEW - Nov. 27
Season 3, Week 13 - FORMER QUARTERBACK HOLDS SYMPOSIUM - Dec. 4
Season 3, Week 14 - PATRIOTS DRAFT SON OF FORMER NFL QUARTERBACK - Dec. 11
Season 3, Week 15 - EAGLES RECEIVER LEADS ALL PLAYERS IN PRO BOWL VOTING - Dec. 18
Season 3, Week 16 - PATRIOTS-VIKINGS GAME TO BE MOVED - Dec. 25
Season 3, Week 17 - WEATHER RUINS PATRIOTS-JETS FINALE - Jan. 1
Season 3, Week 18 - PATRIOTS, RAIDERS AWAIT WINNERS OF WILD CARD ROUND - Jan. 8
Season 3, Week 19 - PATRIOTS-RAIDERS TO MEET IN AFC CHAMPIONSHIP THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR - Jan. 15
Season 3, Week 20 - OLD FOE RETURNS TO HELP PATRIOTS VANQUISH RAIDERS IN AFC CHAMPIONSHIP - Jan. 22
Season 3, Week 21 - PATRIOTS REPEAT AS CHAMPIONS - Feb. 8

Season 4, Week 1 - EMMITT LOOKING FOR WORK - Sept. 11
Season 4, Week 2 - CHRIS JOHNSON WANTS MORE MONEY - Sept. 18
Season 4, Week 3 - ARIAN FOSTER INJURED, ARRESTED AND SUSPENDED - Sept. 25
Season 4, Week 4 - DESEAN JACKSON BANNED FROM NFL - Oct. 2
Season 4, Week 5 - EMMITT REPLACES HANK WILLIAMS ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Oct. 8
Season 4, Week 6 - ANDY REID ON THE HOT SEAT AGAIN - Oct. 15
Season 4, Week 7 - HARBAUGH, SCHWARTZ PREPARE FOR BATTLE - Oct. 22
Season 4, Week 8 - NO TEAMS SHOW UP FOR TERRELL OWENS' WORKOUT AGAIN - Oct. 29
Season 4, Week 9 - JAMARCUS RUSSELL DISCUSSES COACHING STRATEGY - Nov. 5
Season 4, Week 10 - SANDUSKY BLOWS WHISTLE ON VICK - Nov. 12
Season 4, Week 11 - VICK DOG RAPE FALLOUT - Nov. 19
Season 4, Week 12 - SUH ASSIGNED TO ANGER MANAGEMENT - Nov. 26
Season 4, Week 13 - SKITTLE WARRIORS FAIL TO ISSUE VERDICT ON STEVE JOHNSON - Dec. 3
Season 4, Week 14 - EMMITT STOPS EVIL TIM TEBOW - Dec. 10
Season 4, Week 15 - SKITTLE WARRIORS ARREST SAM HURD - Dec. 17
Season 4, Week 16 - THE BEAST IS UNLEASHED; HELL IS UPON US - Dec. 24
Season 4, Week 17 - NEW NFL LOCKOUT HAS EVERYONE MIFFED - Dec. 31

Season 5, Week 1 - ALL SAINTS' GAMES SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - Sept. 3
Season 5, Week 2 - BOUNTYGATE II SEXUAL ACTS CONTINUE - Sept. 10
Season 5, Week 3 - REPLACEMENT OFFICIAL TARGETED AS MAJOR SUSPECT IN BOUNTYGATE II - Sept. 17
Season 5, Week 4 - GREG SCHIANO GOES TOO FAR THIS TIME - Sept. 24
Season 5, Week 5 - POLICE STRIKE OVER; EMMITT HAS WARRANT IN HAND - Oct. 1
Season 5, Week 6 - ROGER GOODELL ARRESTED AND RELEASED - Oct. 8
Season 5, Week 7 - A LONG, BUT USEFUL DETOUR FOR EMMITT AND HIS CREW - Oct. 15
Season 5, Week 8 - EMMITT IS ARRESTED! - Oct. 22
Season 5, Week 9 - EMMITT FINDS A FRIEND IN JAIL - Oct. 29
Season 5, Week 10 - NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CONVICT JONATHAN VILMA - Nov. 7
Season 5, Week 11 - ERIC MANGINI AND ASIAN ERIN ANDREWS' WEDDING - Nov. 14
Season 5, Week 12 - BOUNTYGATE II GOES BEYOND THE NFL - Nov. 21
Season 5, Week 13 - JERRY JONES FINALLY FIRES HIMSELF - Nov. 28
Season 5, Week 14 - EMMITT FINALLY ON RIGHT TRACK TO FINDING BOUNTYGATE II MASTERMIND - Dec. 5
Season 5, Week 15 - EMMITT FINALLY MEETS MASTERMIND OF BOUNTYGATE II - Dec. 12
Season 5, Week 16 - EMMITT'S FRIENDS TO THE RESCUE! - Dec. 19
Season 5, Week 17 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS REWARDED FOR ENDING BOUNTYGATE II - Dec. 26

Season 6, Week 1 - CONTROVERSIAL DIVISIONAL REALIGNMENT IN THE NFL - Sept. 7
Season 6, Week 2 - MORE PUNISHMENT FOR RILEY COOPER - Sept. 14
Season 6, Week 3 - BROWNS SHOCK NFL WITH ANOTHER TRADE - Sept. 21
Season 6, Week 4 - EMMITT FOUND IN THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE - Sept. 28
Season 6, Week 5 - EMMITT MEETS WITH FBI FOR LLOYD INVESTIGATION - Oct. 5
Season 6, Week 6 - EMMITT QUESTIONS BOB KRAFT - Oct. 12
Season 6, Week 7 - THE WALKING BUCS - Oct. 19
Season 6, Week 8 - NFL ADMITS TO TWO OFFICIATING BLUNDERS - Oct. 26
Season 6, Week 9 - CONTROVERSY OVER OTHER NFL TEAM NAMES - Nov. 2
Season 6, Week 10 - MARTIN AND INCOGNITO SQUARE OFF IN TOURNAMENT - Nov. 9
Season 6, Week 11 - NFL ANNOUNCES RELOCATION OF JAGUARS - Nov. 16
Season 6, Week 12 - JOSH FREEMAN'S SECRET IS EXPOSED - Nov. 23
Season 6, Week 13 - NFL SUSPENDS MERIWEATHER, HITNER INDEFINITELY - Nov. 30
Season 6, Week 14 - DISASTER STRIKES AT LOWE FAMILY TURKEY BOWL - Dec. 7
Season 6, Week 15 - A FATEFUL BARBEQUE AT BELICHICK'S HOUSE - Dec. 14
Season 6, Week 16 - WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO AARON HERNANDEZ - Dec. 21
Season 6, Week 17 - TROUBLING TIMES AHEAD - Dec. 28

Season 7, Week 1 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS ESCAPE DOWNTOWN ABBOTT - Sept. 5
Season 7, Week 2 - WHAT HAPPENED TO JOSH GORDON - Sept. 12
Season 7, Week 3 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS LOST AT SEA - Sept. 19
Season 7, Week 4 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND - Sept. 26
Season 7, Week 5 - MANZIEL REVEALS SECRET TO EMMITT - Oct. 3
Season 7, Week 6 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS FIND THEMSELVES IN MIDDLE OF GANG WAR - Oct. 10
Season 7, Week 7 - EMMITT CONFRONTS LEADER OF THE BLOODS - Oct. 17
Season 7, Week 8 - JIM IRSAY DESTROYS CRIPS' HEADQUARTERS - Oct. 24
Season 7, Week 9 - EMMITT TRAPPED INSIDE THE TOWN - Oct. 31
Season 7, Week 10 - NEW THREAT IN WALKING BUC APOCALYPSE - Nov. 7
Season 7, Week 11 - DESEAN JACKSON SAVES EMMITT FROM ANDY REID - Nov. 14
Season 7, Week 12 - UNDERSTANDING JUSTIN BIEBER�S POWERS - Nov. 21
Season 7, Week 13 - THIEF THROWS WRENCH INTO PLANS - Nov. 28
Season 7, Week 14 - OLD NEMESIS TRIES TO THWART PLANS - Dec. 5
Season 7, Week 15 - ADRIAN PETERSON'S STORY - Dec. 12
Season 7, Week 16 - GATHERING THE WALKING BUCS - Dec. 19
Season 7, Week 17 - ADRIAN PETERSON USES THE SWITCH OF DESTINY; CARL NICKS ATTACKS - Dec. 26

Season 8, Week 1 - OUTRAGE OVER DEFLATEGATE - Sept. 15
Season 8, Week 2 - EMMITT STOPS SEEMINGLY HORRIBLE CRIME - Sept. 22
Season 8, Week 3 - CHIP KELLY ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST AGAIN - Sept. 29
Season 8, Week 4 - EMMITT SAVES JAY CUTLER WITH SOME HELP - Oct. 7
Season 8, Week 5 - MORE EVIDENCE AGAINST TOM BRADY - Oct. 14
Season 8, Week 6 - INSIDE EMMITT'S MEETING WITH KIM JONG-UN - Oct. 21
Season 8, Week 7 - DIANNA MARIE RUSSINI�S PLAN TO STEAL NORTH KOREA�S NUCLEAR KEY - Oct. 28
Season 8, Week 8 - ENTERING THE NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR FACILITY - Nov. 4
Season 8, Week 9 - ESCAPING FROM JARED FOGLE'S DUNGEON - Nov. 11
Season 8, Week 10 - KIM JONG-UN MAKES STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT - Nov. 18
Season 8, Week 11 - EMMITT AND HIS CREW MEET WITH MICHAEL SAM - Nov. 25
Season 8, Week 12 - OLD NEMESIS ABDUCTS EMMITT AND FRIENDS - Dec. 2
Season 8, Week 13 - EMMITT AND COMPANY INVADE JARED FOGLE'S MANOR - Dec. 9
Season 8, Week 14 - KIM JONG-UN MAKES ULTIMATE THREAT AGAINST AMERICA - Dec. 16
Season 8, Week 15 - THE STARTLING TRUTH ABOUT KIM JONG-UN - Dec. 23
Season 8, Week 16 - ROGER GOODELL AND KIM JONG-UN - Dec. 30

Season 9, Week 1 - EMMITT'S BUTTERFLIES - Sept. 13
Season 9, Week 2 - EMMITT SEEKS HELP FOR NEW DANGER - Sept. 20
Season 9, Week 3 - EMMITT IN HOT WATER AFTER INTERVIEW - Sept. 27
Season 9, Week 4 - EMMITT SAVES OLD FRIEND FROM TROUBLE - Oct. 3
Season 9, Week 5 - JOHNNY MANZIEL RECOUNTS EVENTS OF PAST FIVE MONTHS - Oct. 10
Season 9, Week 6 - EMMITT INCITES RIOT - Oct. 17
Season 9, Week 7 - COLLEGE STUDENTS AIM TO DEBACLE EMMITT AND FRIENDS - Oct. 24
Season 9, Week 8 - THE GRAND MASTER PLAN OF THE LEAGUE OF FAILED GENERAL MANAGERS - Oct. 31
Season 9, Week 9 - HOW A SHARK SAVED EMMITT'S LIFE - Nov. 7
Season 9, Week 10 - EMMITT MEETS WITH DONALD TRUMP - Nov. 14
Season 9, Week 11 - CAN EMMITT SURVIVE ATTACK FROM COLLEGE IDIOTS? - Nov. 21
Season 9, Week 12 - EMMITT EXPOSES HILLARY CLINTON - Nov. 28
Season 9, Week 13 - THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HILLARY CLINTON AND MATT MILLEN - Dec. 5
Season 9, Week 14 - EMMITT SEEKS TO SAVE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE - Dec. 12
Season 9, Week 15 - INSIDE THE EVIL DIMENSION - Dec. 19
Season 9, Week 16 - GOOD EMMITT VERSUS EVIL EMMITT - Dec. 26

Season 10, Week 1 - A YEAR OF EVIL EMMITT - Sept. 12
Season 10, Week 2 - EVIL EMMITT MEETS WITH ROGER GOODELL - Sept. 19
Season 10, Week 3 - BROCK OSWEILER HOSTS ESPYS - Sept. 26
Season 10, Week 4 - THE SINGLE RANGER SEEKS TO HELP EMMITT - Oct. 2
Season 10, Week 5 - EVIL EMMITT AND EZEKIEL ELLIOTT JOIN FORCES WITH DANTE FOWLER - Oct. 9
Season 10, Week 6 - EMMITT SEEKS OUT ELI MANNING IN MISTISSIPPI - Oct. 16
Season 10, Week 7 - EMMITT REQUESTS THE RICE OF PASSAGE - Oct. 23
Season 10, Week 8 - EMMITT ENTERS THE DRAGONLORD'S CASTLE - Oct. 30
Season 10, Week 9 - EMMITT MEETS DRAGONLORD ROSIE O'DONNELL - Nov. 6
Season 10, Week 10 - OBTAINING BRETT FAVRE'S GOOSE EGG - Nov. 13
Season 10, Week 11 - CONFRONTING NORV TURNER'S TURKEY NECK ONCE MORE - Nov. 20
Season 10, Week 12 - EMMITT IS SET ABLAZE - Nov. 27
Season 10, Week 13 - EMMITT GETS HIS REVENGE ON TURKEY NECK TOWN - Dec. 4
Season 10, Week 14 - EMMITT IS TESTED TO OBTAIN THE SWORD OF LEGENDARY SWORD - Dec. 11
Season 10, Week 15 - THE EMMITTS RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME - Dec. 18
Season 10, Week 16 - REAL EMMITT VERSUS EVIL EMMITT, THE REMATCH - Dec. 25

Season 11, Week 1 - EMMITT, AS NEW OWNER, ALREADY IN HOT WATER - Sept. 12
Season 11, Week 2 - MURDER AT GILLETTE STADIUM - Sept. 19
Season 11, Week 3 - PATRIOTS DROP TO 0-4 IN EMMITT'S FIRST GAME - Sept. 26
Season 11, Week 4 - ANOTHER MURDER AT GILLETTE STADIUM - Oct. 2
Season 11, Week 5 - PATRIOTS BLOWN OUT AGAIN - Oct. 9
Season 11, Week 6 - PATRIOTS DON'T LOSE FOR FIRST TIME ALL YEAR - Oct. 16
Season 11, Week 7 - LEAD INVESTIGATOR GIVES INITIAL REPORT ON GILLETTE STADIUM MURDERS - Oct. 23
Season 11, Week 8 - EMMITT HAS MEETING OF THE MINDS TO TURN PATRIOTS AROUND - Oct. 30
Season 11, Week 9 - ROGER GOODELL FINALLY MEETS WITH EMMITT REGARDING STATUES - Nov. 6
Season 11, Week 10 - EMMITT REQUESTS HELP TO DESTROY STATUES - Nov. 13
Season 11, Week 11 - PATRIOTS ONCE AGAIN WIN WITHOUT A QUARTERBACK - Nov. 20
Season 11, Week 12 - ATTACK DURING PATRIOTS-RAIDERS GAME - Nov. 27
Season 11, Week 13 - ROGER GOODELL PLANS FOR STATUE ATTACK - Dec. 4
Season 11, Week 14 - NFL DECIDES NOT TO CANCEL ANY GAMES AMID STATUE-13 ATTACK - Dec. 11
Season 11, Week 15 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS CLASH WITH STATUES NORTH OF THE WALL - Dec. 18
Season 11, Week 16 - EMMITT BATTLES STATUE-13 - Dec. 25

Season 12, Week 1 - A NEW THREAT ARISES - Sept. 10
Season 12, Week 2 - QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF EMMITT'S COMMISSIONERSHIP - Sept. 17
Season 12, Week 3 - EMMITT SNOW JR. ARRIVES IN ANTARCTICA - Sept. 24
Season 12, Week 4 - EMMITT'S TRUEBORN SON HEADS NORTH - Oct. 1
Season 12, Week 5 - PATRIOTS PREPARE FOR BIG GAME AGAINST STEELERS - Oct. 8
Season 12, Week 6 - THE BATTLE OF SOFTHOUSE - Oct. 15
Season 12, Week 7 - EMMITT SNOW JR. WARNS EVERYONE OF IMPENDING THREAT - Oct. 22
Season 12, Week 8 - EMMITT SNOW JR. ATTEMPTS TO WIN ELECTION - Oct. 29
Season 12, Week 9 - EMMITT GRIEVES; LOVE BLOSSOMS - Nov. 5
Season 12, Week 10 - MYSTERIOUS FORCE WIPES OUT BUCCANEERS - Nov. 12
Season 12, Week 11 - EMMITT'S PLAN BACKFIRES - Nov. 19
Season 12, Week 12 - THE THREE-EYED BALTIMORE RAVEN - Nov. 26
Season 12, Week 13 - EMMITT�S CONFRONTATION WITH THORNIN YOURSIDE - Dec. 3
Season 12, Week 14 - THE LONG FIGHT - Dec. 10
Season 12, Week 15 - THE TRUE ENEMY IS REVEALED - Dec. 17
Season 12, Week 16 - A NEW NFL COMMISSIONER - Dec. 24

Season 13, Week 1 - EMMITT IN THE NORTH - Sept. 15
Season 13, Week 2 - EMMITT RECEIVES GRAVE NEWS - Sept. 22
Season 13, Week 3 - THE BEAR'S SPECIAL TRIP - Sept. 29
Season 13, Week 4 - NEW UNEXPECTED NFL LEADERSHIP - Oct. 6
Season 13, Week 5 - CONGRESS HAS SECRET MEETING TO DISCUSS EMMITT'S RETURN - Oct. 13
Season 13, Week 6 - A SURPRISE TWIST AT THE MAKO REACTOR - Oct. 20
Season 13, Week 7 - SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS AT THE NFL HEADQUARTERS BREAKIN - Oct. 27
Season 13, Week 8 - ANOTHER SENSELESS TRAGEDY - Nov. 2
Season 13, Week 9 - MORE RIOTS COMMENCE - Nov. 9
Season 13, Week 10 - THE BATTLE AGAINST FRANKIE AND THE RAT - Nov. 16
Season 13, Week 11 - EMMITT AND FRIENDS REACH ESPN HEADQUARTERS - Nov. 23
Season 13, Week 12 - THE BATTLE AGAINST GRETCHEN UMBRIDGE - Nov. 30
Season 13, Week 13 - ESPN TRIES TO RECOVER AS THE RITUAL BEGINS - Dec. 7
Season 13, Week 14 - CONGRESSMEN AND GOODELL BOT PLAN THEIR NEXT MOVE - Dec. 14
Season 13, Week 15 - EMMITT BRACES FOR THE BEAR'S ARRIVAL - Dec. 21
Season 13, Week 16 - EMMITT'S FORETOLD BATTLE VERSUS THE GIANT BEAR - Dec. 28







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