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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas I always look forward to Christmas shopping. Do I like the warm feeling of finding the perfect gifts for my family? Meh. I love Christmas shopping because it gives me a chance to find jerks at the mall….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: BBall Mad Man One of these days I’m going to get killed playing basketball. I wish I were joking. As you may know, I play pick-up basketball at my gym on Saturdays. One guy who’s usually there is perhaps the most…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Lexus Commercials Christmas is over, so hopefully you all got what you wanted – whether that’s a new video game, clothes or porno tapes. I’m willing to bet, however, that you didn’t get a $40,000 car for the holidays. You probably know…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Sucky Subway At 7:45 on Thursday evening, I went out to buy dinner. The Dolphins-Bears game was coming on at 8:30, so I needed some fattening food to give me enough energy to make it through what would be one of…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 14, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: University of Kansas If you don’t follow college football – and because there’s no legit champion, I can’t blame you if you don’t – the University of Kansas fired its head coach Mark Mangino. This surprised me at first because Mangino…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 14, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Terrelle Pryor If you don’t follow college football and aren’t familiar with Terrelle Pryor, he’s the starting quarterback for Ohio State. Pryor drew some attention two weekends ago when he wore a patch that said “VICK” under his left eye in…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 26, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Oompa Loompa If you’ve never seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (no, that is not a gay porno), Oompa Loompas are orange-faced, green-haired midgets who work in this strange guy’s chocolate factory (no, not a porn store). These Oompa Loompas take…

Jerks of the Week for April 26, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Pukemon Just to let you know how much I’ve been wrapped up in the 2010 NFL Draft – don’t worry, I’ll have Jerks from the 2010 NFL Draft next week – I completely missed the famous Pukemon story; I found out…