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Jerks of the Week for March 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Mustache Speedo Man I can’t seem to get a workout done at my gym without being bombarded by naked old men, communist soccer players or other people of that nature. On Thursday evening, I met my latest nemesis: Russian Mustache…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 1, 2010 This is a special Lost edition of Jerks of the Week. I’ll discuss why Lost is a Jerk of the Week, and then I’ll go into a full Season 6 preview. If you haven’t watched Lost at all, or if you’ve fallen behind, here are quick 5-minute…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 19, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Having to See Babies My cousin recently had a baby. He was born in July and was named Ethan. Yay. As far as I know, everyone in my family has seen the baby – my mom, my sister, my other cousins,…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jewelry Commercials Thank God the holidays are over. The weather will soon warm up, the annoying kids on my street are back in school, and the horrible Kay, Jared and Zales commercials are finally finished. These commercials are terrible for three…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 21, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers Credit forum member Wraith for pointing this out to me. I make it an effort to avoid watching political news for a number of reasons (one of which being the fact that there is no unbiased…

Jerks of the Week for June 7, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: New Neighbors I’m always excited for new neighbors. It’s more than just a break from the monotony of evil Vietnamese kids breaking fire hydrants, old Indian women yelling at me about dog poop, and bums looking for unknown misplaced items on…

Jerks of the Week for July 6, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Spammers Everyone hates spammers, so I’m not exactly breaking any news here. What astonishes me though is the stupidity of some of these spammers. When someone signs up for the forum, I go into the Admin page and can usually immediately…

Jerks of the Week for July 27, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Party of Eight Party of Five was a crappy 90s show on FOX that only girls watched. Party of Eight was a crappy family that invaded a restaurant I frequent on Saturday evenings. As my friends and I walked into New…

Jerks of the Week for June 22, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood I was writing one of my 2009 NFL Season Previews this week when there was this loud noise outside. This kid, who lives three houses down, came speeding along on some sort of scooter-skateboard thing I’ve…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 10, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jolly Ranchers When I was a kid, I used to always go to my grandparents’ house. My grandparents had a tin can full of Jolly Ranchers stashed in their closet. When they weren’t looking, I would raid the can and steal…