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Jerks of the Week for Oct. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Catina About two weeks ago, I received a text from a number that had a local Philadelphia area code (215). I made the mistake of reading it: How yew gonna look at me but not talk to me Crap. Did I…

Jerks of the Week for July 26, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth) Anyone who has been reading this Web site for a while knows that I don’t break news. I don’t see the appeal in breaking news. I just like analyzing the news, picking games,…

Jerks of the Week for March 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Mustache Speedo Man I can’t seem to get a workout done at my gym without being bombarded by naked old men, communist soccer players or other people of that nature. On Thursday evening, I met my latest nemesis: Russian Mustache…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 1, 2010 This is a special Lost edition of Jerks of the Week. I’ll discuss why Lost is a Jerk of the Week, and then I’ll go into a full Season 6 preview. If you haven’t watched Lost at all, or if you’ve fallen behind, here are quick 5-minute…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 19, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Having to See Babies My cousin recently had a baby. He was born in July and was named Ethan. Yay. As far as I know, everyone in my family has seen the baby – my mom, my sister, my other cousins,…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jewelry Commercials Thank God the holidays are over. The weather will soon warm up, the annoying kids on my street are back in school, and the horrible Kay, Jared and Zales commercials are finally finished. These commercials are terrible for three…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 21, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers Credit forum member Wraith for pointing this out to me. I make it an effort to avoid watching political news for a number of reasons (one of which being the fact that there is no unbiased…

Jerks of the Week for June 7, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: New Neighbors I’m always excited for new neighbors. It’s more than just a break from the monotony of evil Vietnamese kids breaking fire hydrants, old Indian women yelling at me about dog poop, and bums looking for unknown misplaced items on…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 12, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Restaurants The process of going out to eat seems broken to me. Why is it that the more expensive a place is, the crappier the food is? For example, there’s a 50s restaurant close to my house called Nifty Fifties. For…

Jerks of the Week for March 8, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Women With No Personality I met this girl about a month ago. I thought she was hot, so she fit all of the requisites I have when looking for a woman. I’ve been talking to her on AIM since, and I’m…