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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks I got a haircut last Saturday. On my way home, I wanted to stop at a pharmacy to pick up the following items: 1. Pepsi Throwback: No explanation needed if you’ve read my rants and my…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 4, 2010 My friend Adrienne hosted a party last Saturday. It was a good time, particularly because I found three jerks to make fun of: JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever I love playing beer pong. Aside from hitting on random girls,…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: No Space Man Five months ago, I discussed a weirdo at my gym named No Space Man. This guy was invited to his best friend’s birthday party, but was later disinvited because his best friend “ran out of space.” Not exactly…

Jerks of the Week for May 31, 2010 JERKS OF THE WEEK ANNIVERSARY: LIVE WEDDING RETRO BLOG It’s hard to believe, but today is the 1-year anniversary of Jerks of the Week. Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, I libeled Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques and David Stein, and I have since belittled 143 more jerks….

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 9, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl) Two weeks ago, I had a Halloween party at my house. I bought an awesome Cobra Kai costume online for the mere price of $135 (you can see pictures of this on my Facebook page). You may…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 16, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Fat Russian Guy In my last Jerks of the Week entry, I talked about the Fat Russian Guy at my Halloween party. I don’t remember what he said, but he really pissed me off. Since then, some of my friends who…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Corrine Brown I talked about Congress two weeks ago. I argued that they should concentrate on forcing college football to adopt a playoff system because they don’t accomplish anything anyway. Well, it’s been two weeks now, and Congress hasn’t done a…

Jerks of the Week for March 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Mustache Speedo Man I can’t seem to get a workout done at my gym without being bombarded by naked old men, communist soccer players or other people of that nature. On Thursday evening, I met my latest nemesis: Russian Mustache…