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Jerks of the Week for June 28, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Geriatrics at the Gym If you’ve been reading Jerks of the Week for a while, you know how unbelievably awesome my gym is. From the lack of hot females, to the old naked guys walking around the locker room with their…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons Just by the title, you may know what I’m talking about. If not, my sister sent me this article about people who are crying racism over a new Disney movie. If you don’t, and…

Jerks of the Week for May 10, 2010 Lost Theory: The Man In Black and Aaron Are the Same Person About two months ago, I suggested that the Man In Black and Aaron are the same person. That was just a crackpot theory I came up with, and aside from several points, I didn’t have…

Jerks of the Week for March 15, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady I’ve been watching countless hours of college basketball to prepare for the 2010 NCAA Tournament. As a degenerate gambler, I’m determined to win money this March. The only time this past week I hadn’t…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Snow and Fat Kids If you’re lucky enough to live in warm weather, you may not have heard that the northeast part of this country was pelted with massive amounts of snow recently. Three Fridays ago, we were hit with 27…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 10, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jolly Ranchers When I was a kid, I used to always go to my grandparents’ house. My grandparents had a tin can full of Jolly Ranchers stashed in their closet. When they weren’t looking, I would raid the can and steal…

Jerks of the Week for July 13, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jacko’s Ghost In case you’ve accidentally been swallowed by Sally Struthers or Rosie O’Donnell and haven’t heard the news lately, there has been speculation – mostly by idiots with no life – that Michael Jackson’s ghost is haunting his own house….

Jerks of the Week for June 29, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Google Maps I’m the worst with directions. In my first-ever Jerks of the Week entry (scroll down for a link) I mentioned that I went to my ex-college roommate’s wedding. Well, that was in Hershey – a little less than two…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 3, 2009 When I posted my Jerks of the Week two Mondays ago, forum member mpg1995 suggested that I “should make Jerks of the Week more football-related.” My Jerks of the Week section will always be a place where I rant about all kinds of jerks, from my evil…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 24, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: I’m Not Your Friend Kid I went swimming the other day to burn off my thousands of pounds. When I was done, I went to the locker room to get changed. To my chagrin, the locker room was flooded with dozens…