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Jerks of the Week for July 6, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Spammers Everyone hates spammers, so I’m not exactly breaking any news here. What astonishes me though is the stupidity of some of these spammers. When someone signs up for the forum, I go into the Admin page and can usually immediately…

Jerks of the Week for July 27, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Party of Eight Party of Five was a crappy 90s show on FOX that only girls watched. Party of Eight was a crappy family that invaded a restaurant I frequent on Saturday evenings. As my friends and I walked into New…

Jerks of the Week for June 22, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood I was writing one of my 2009 NFL Season Previews this week when there was this loud noise outside. This kid, who lives three houses down, came speeding along on some sort of scooter-skateboard thing I’ve…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 10, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jolly Ranchers When I was a kid, I used to always go to my grandparents’ house. My grandparents had a tin can full of Jolly Ranchers stashed in their closet. When they weren’t looking, I would raid the can and steal…

Jerks of the Week for July 13, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jacko’s Ghost In case you’ve accidentally been swallowed by Sally Struthers or Rosie O’Donnell and haven’t heard the news lately, there has been speculation – mostly by idiots with no life – that Michael Jackson’s ghost is haunting his own house….

Jerks of the Week for June 29, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Google Maps I’m the worst with directions. In my first-ever Jerks of the Week entry (scroll down for a link) I mentioned that I went to my ex-college roommate’s wedding. Well, that was in Hershey – a little less than two…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 3, 2009 When I posted my Jerks of the Week two Mondays ago, forum member mpg1995 suggested that I “should make Jerks of the Week more football-related.” My Jerks of the Week section will always be a place where I rant about all kinds of jerks, from my evil…