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Jerks of the Week – April 7, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago012 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Big Shot and the Free Kite I had a disturbing dream recently. I dreamt that some sort of witch doctor kidnapped my 19-month-old daughter and turned her into a wooden doll. I tried everything to reanimate her, but I failed at every attempt. I even had to enlist the assistance…

Jerks of the Week – March 31, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago017 mins

Jerk of the Week: Punching People at Nifty Fifty’s My favorite restaurant on the entire planet is Nifty Fifty’s. I’m sure hoity-toity people who wear scarves and spend $50 at an expensive coffee shop every day will scoff at that. They’ll claim that their favorite restaurant is something called Chez Pierre Mon Frere where you…

Jerks of the Week – March 24, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago018 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Janitorial Journalist I’ve published several Jerks of the Week columns on morons I’ve encountered on social media. From Ross Avila, to Jerry Jackson, to various randos on Twitter, I’ve chronicled the stupidity of many people over the course of more than a decade. This latest individual, whom I’ve dubbed the…

Jerks of the Week – March 17, 2025

Walt5 months ago5 months ago014 mins

Jerk of the Week: Dinner at Dairy Queen It’s baffling to me that corporations worth billions of dollars will often do asinine things. You’d think such big companies would be run by the best and the brightest, but that is not the case at all. In fact, many are operated by the dumbest and the…

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Jerks of the Week – March 10, 2025

Walt6 months ago6 months ago014 mins

Jerk of the Week: An Ode to Around the Horn I used to have a friend named Andy. We swam on the same club team growing up. We were also both huge fans of the 5 p.m. block on ESPN. This was more than 20 years ago when Around the Horn initially began airing ahead…

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Jerks of the Week – March 3, 2025

Walt6 months ago6 months ago013 mins

Jerk of the Week: Lindsey the Cat Lady Long ago, I used to date this girl Emily, whom I used to refer to as Awesome Girl Who Loves Football on this Web site. I was not joking when I said she loved football. She could name the score of games from years ago and detail…

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Jerks of the Week – Feb. 24, 2025

Walt6 months ago6 months ago015 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Magically Appearing Parmesan Cheese My son just turned three, yet he knows what the word “spammer” means. This is because no one calls my phone except for spammers and my mom. Nearly every time I get a call, I’ll look to see that it’s a spammer, and I’ll immediately cancel…

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Jerks of the Week – Feb. 17, 2025

Walt6 months ago6 months ago012 mins

Jerk of the Week: The Dirty Hands Restaurant In the past few years, I’ve learned that I’ve taken restaurants for granted. I used to go out to eat with my wife or my friends all the time. I never appreciated it, however, and I wish I enjoyed the experiences more. For those of you who…

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Jerks of the Week – Feb. 10, 2025

Walt7 months ago7 months ago014 mins

Jerk of the Week: Sammy Davis, Fake Lawyer Extraordinaire I already knew that there are many retarded people on Twitter, but the many posts about Lamar Jackson not winning MVP for the 2024 NFL regular season easily reinforced it. Twitter – I refuse to call it X – featured so many complaints from people who…

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Jerks of the Week – Feb. 3, 2025

Walt7 months ago7 months ago019 mins

Jerk of the Week: Step by Step: Woke by Woke When I’m asked who my childhood Hollywood crush was, I have one answer: Al from Step by Step. Al, played by Christine Lakin, was a smokeshow. Not only did I think she was incredibly pretty; her character on Step by Step was one who loved…