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Jerks of the Week: Aug. 14, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2023, Part 1: I Sat Next to a Pharaoh on a Plane I’m sure you’ve all seen the viral video of the woman on an American Airlines flight who freaked out because she said she was sitting next to a…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 7, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 3 I’ve spent the past couple of entries discussing the family vacation my wife, son, and I took to Jellystone, a park in Delaware modeled after the one in the Yogi Bear cartoons. I vented about the arduous trip to…

Jerks of the Week: July 31, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 2 Last week, I discussed the family vacation my wife, son, and I took to Jellystone, a park in Delaware modeled after the one in the Yogi Bear cartoons. I vented about the arduous trip to Jellystone, the extremely stupid…

Jerks of the Week: July 24, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Welcome to Jellystone, Part 1 When my wife told me where we were going for a family vacation this year, I thought she belonged in a mental health facility. I figured she’d say something like Florida, or the Maryland beaches, or even the Jersey…

Jerks of the Week: July 17, 2023 Jerk of the Week: The Best Pickup Line to Use on Women Are you single? Do you have trouble asking a girl out on a date? Have you run out of hope in regard to finding a relationship? If so, you’ve come to the right place because I…

Jerks of the Week: July 10, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Conrad’s First Trip to the Beach I spoke to a crazy woman a year ago who told me I absolutely had to take my son to the beach by myself. “He’s only five months old,” I told her then. “It would be impossible for…

Jerks of the Week: July 3, 2023 Jerk of the Week: My Dad’s 70th Birthday Party My dad once told me about a conversation he had with his father long ago. It went something like this: “I can’t believe I’m turning 50 today,” my dad said to my grandfather. “I can’t believe you’re 50 either,…

Jerks of the Week: June 26, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Conrad the Sleep Sack My 17-month-old son Conrad has been terrorizing other children, and I only have myself to blame. I’ll explain. Conrad has been described to me as “non-stop” when he wants to play. He runs around from room to room, rummaging through…

Jerks of the Week: June 19, 2023 Jerk of the Week: Memories at Meadowlane When my wife initially brought up the prospect of daycare for my son, I was against it. I didn’t understand the purpose of paying about a grand a month so that some strangers could watch my son when we were more…

Jerks of the Week: June 12, 2023 Jerk of the Week: My Son’s First Diner Meal If you don’t have children, but are planning on having some in the near future, I have one piece of advice for you: Don’t take eating out at restaurants for granted. Seriously, it’s something that I’ve sorely missed since…