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Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2024

Walt11 months ago11 months ago016 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 25, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The State of New Jersey and the Post Office Gizmo There’s a reason why New Jersey is nicknamed the “armpit of America.” Actually, there are many reasons. The obvious one is that it actually looks like America’s armpit. It’s far deeper than that, however….

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Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2024

Walt11 months ago11 months ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 18, 2024 Jerk of the Week: A Trip to CVS: Anger, Frustration, and Conspiracy My teeth suck. They’ve always sucked. I know people, including my wife, who have never had a cavity ever. Not one. I, on the other hand, have never not had a cavity. Every time I go…

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Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2024

Walt12 months ago12 months ago016 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 11, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Mike Ryan, Formerly Known as Mike Ruiz Some of you may have heard of Mike Ryan, formerly known as Mike Ruiz. I only say that because Mike Ryan, formerly known as Mike Ruiz, has 143,000 or so Twitter followers. If you are of the…

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Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2024

Walt12 months ago12 months ago022 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 4, 2024 Jerk of the Week: No High School Notes from Girls I host a show each Thursday night on YouTube with QuackyT. This is unlike the other WalterFootball.com After Dark episodes, as Quacky and I delve into some random topics. However, something Quacky said in a recent episode was…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2024

Walt12 months ago12 months ago015 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 26, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Pink-Haired No Nuts Lady Every time I take my 2-year-old son outside, he looks at me and says what sounds like two words: “No nuts.” No, my son isn’t insinuating that I am a eunuch, though some might guess that based on my…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 19, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Mean Walnut Grove Girls I don’t think I’m making any sort of bizarre statement when I say that Mean Girls was an incredible movie. If anyone wants to argue otherwise, all I need to counter with is that it starred Lindsay Lohan in her…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 12, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Saved by the Bell Reboot When the NFL was “forcibly violating” its fans to purchase yet another streaming service, I didn’t mind it. In fact, I was kind of into it. If you didn’t know, the NFL put two exclusive games, including a playoff…

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Jerks of the Week – Feb. 5, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago012 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 5, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Adam Danger Legz I don’t know how Charlie Campbell does it, but he manages to talk to everyone in the league. He gets insane intel on the NFL Draft each year, which is why our draft props have been so successful. Just look at…

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Jerks of the Week – Jan. 29, 2024

Walt1 year ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 29, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Grade School Musings Everyone has high school reunions, but have you ever had a grade school reunion? I went to mine, and it was wonderful. This grade school reunion was long ago. I had just graduated from Penn State, and I was still living…

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Jerks of the Week – Jan. 22, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago022 mins

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 22, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Swim Instructor Power Rankings I’ve ranked lots of things on this Web site over the years. From teams in my NFL power rankings, to fantasy players in my fantasy football rankings, to quarterbacks in my annual NFL quarterback rankings, I feel like I’ve constantly…