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If you’ve followed this site for a while, you might remember that I like to respond to my spam mails. It all started eight years ago, when a man named Jon Wire from the “United Bank of Africoan” promised me an ATM card of some sort, so I responded as a man named Mister Compassion…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 9, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Jace is on the Case! My son goes to the same daycare/day camp I used to go to as a child. While I initially reminisced about the actual daycare/camp itself, I’ve recently begun thinking about those I considered friends early in my life. Whenever…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 2, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Return of Shameless Self-Promotion I used to be in a fantasy football league with this girl a long time ago. While other people in that league came up with creative team names, I would always just call myself “WalterFootball.com.” When I announced that…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 19, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The CVS Maid’s Tale I don’t get to leave the house very much these days. Then again, I didn’t go out very much in the past either. Back when I was single and childless, I would go to the gym every day and the…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 12, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Surprise Summer Birthday I was always envious of kids who had their birthday during the school year. Their moms would bring in Munchkins from Dunkin Donuts for everyone, and the entire class would treat them as if they were royalty. As someone who…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 5, 2024 Jerk of the Week: My Daughter’s First Trip to the Beach I wasn’t sure how I was going to spend my first Father’s Day with two children. I imagined it would involve sleeping in. I get about only four hours of sleep per night because I’m taking care…

Jerks of the Week: July 29, 2024 Jerk of the Week: My Son’s First Girlfriend Some of you might be confused. You’ve read the title and asked yourself, “Wait, isn’t Walt’s son like two years old, or something?” Yes, that is correct. And yet, he has his first girlfriend. OK, not really. My first real…