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Jerk of the Week: Paper or Paper? I will never support a company that says that it’s “going green.” Never. I will avoid their products at all cost, no matter how much I may like them. If you don’t believe me, I began a boycott of Red Lobster once they stopped advertising on my favorite…

Jerk of the Week: The Sour Look Girl I had a different Jerks of the Week entry planned for today. I was going to discuss my son’s first trip to the dentist, and all the madness that ensued with it. However, I will be saving that for next week because of a video that surfaced…

Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Hometown Gym, Part 2 I’ve stated in previous Jerks of the Week entries that I had to cut down the word count from my new book, Jerks of the College Years. I began with 250,000 and sliced it to 54,000. This whole process took more than a decade….

Jerk of the Week: Jerks of the Hometown Gym I tricked you. This is another Cutting Room Floor entry in Jerks of the Week. You may not have clicked the link if you saw, “The Cutting Room Floor, Part 4,” but here you are. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this is another…

Jerk of the Week: The $12 McDonald’s Cheeseburger I used to go to McDonald’s all the time when I was a kid. My mom took me and my sister there on a weekly basis, but when my friends and I grew old enough to drive, I would venture there more frequently. As poor 16-year-olds and…

Jerk of the Week: YouTube Shorts It seems like the people who want TikTok banned can’t agree on the reason. Some, like me, know that it’s Chinese malware that is harmful to the wellbeing of this country. I have a friend who works in cybersecurity, and he once told me, “TikTok does way more malicious…

Jerks of the Week: May 6, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Cutting Room Floor, Part 2 Two weeks ago, I let you know about my new book, Jerks of the College Years. It’s written similarly to Jerks of the Week in that it’s a compilation of weird people I’ve come across during my six…

Jerks of the Week: April 29, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Cutting Room Floor A week ago, I let you know about my new book, Jerks of the College Years. It’s written similarly to Jerks of the Week in that it’s a compilation of weird people I’ve come across during my six years at…