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Jerks of the Week – April 15, 2024

Walt1 year ago015 mins

Jerks of the Week: April 15, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Where’s the Damn Peppermint Oil? My wife recently asked me to go to the grocery store. “Can you pick up some stuff before you get Conrad from daycare?” she asked innocently. No problem, right? After all, I used to do grocery shopping when I…

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Jerks of the Week – April 8, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago015 mins

Jerks of the Week: April 8, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Easter Egg Hunt 2024: The Redemption I’m a pretty competitive guy by nature. When I swam in high school and college, I trash talked my opposition like no one else. It got so bad that one of the opposing swimmers complained about me to…

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Jerks of the Week – April 1, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago013 mins

Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Dino Ranch I hate to brag, but I’ve watched the new Super Mario Bros. Movie more than any adult on the planet. Then again, it’s not like I had a choice. My 2-year-old son saw it for the first time on New Year’s Eve…

Jerks of the Week – March 25, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago016 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 25, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The State of New Jersey and the Post Office Gizmo There’s a reason why New Jersey is nicknamed the “armpit of America.” Actually, there are many reasons. The obvious one is that it actually looks like America’s armpit. It’s far deeper than that, however….

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Jerks of the Week – March 18, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 18, 2024 Jerk of the Week: A Trip to CVS: Anger, Frustration, and Conspiracy My teeth suck. They’ve always sucked. I know people, including my wife, who have never had a cavity ever. Not one. I, on the other hand, have never not had a cavity. Every time I go…

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Jerks of the Week – March 11, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago016 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 11, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Mike Ryan, Formerly Known as Mike Ruiz Some of you may have heard of Mike Ryan, formerly known as Mike Ruiz. I only say that because Mike Ryan, formerly known as Mike Ruiz, has 143,000 or so Twitter followers. If you are of the…

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Jerks of the Week – March 4, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago022 mins

Jerks of the Week: March 4, 2024 Jerk of the Week: No High School Notes from Girls I host a show each Thursday night on YouTube with QuackyT. This is unlike the other WalterFootball.com After Dark episodes, as Quacky and I delve into some random topics. However, something Quacky said in a recent episode was…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 26, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago015 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 26, 2024 Jerk of the Week: The Pink-Haired No Nuts Lady Every time I take my 2-year-old son outside, he looks at me and says what sounds like two words: “No nuts.” No, my son isn’t insinuating that I am a eunuch, though some might guess that based on my…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 19, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago017 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 19, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Mean Walnut Grove Girls I don’t think I’m making any sort of bizarre statement when I say that Mean Girls was an incredible movie. If anyone wants to argue otherwise, all I need to counter with is that it starred Lindsay Lohan in her…

Jerks of the Week – Feb. 12, 2024

Walt1 year ago1 year ago019 mins

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 12, 2024 Jerk of the Week: Saved by the Bell Reboot When the NFL was “forcibly violating” its fans to purchase yet another streaming service, I didn’t mind it. In fact, I was kind of into it. If you didn’t know, the NFL put two exclusive games, including a playoff…