If you’ve followed this site for a while, you might remember that I like to respond to my spam mails. It all started eight years ago, when a man named Jon Wire from the “United Bank of Africoan” promised me an ATM card of some sort, so I responded as a man named Mister Compassion Chuck Norris, who was raised by wolves. The following season, I received e-mails from Richard Held and Loon Bruce, who told me I won a Facebook Award, which comes with a “lump sum pay out of (750,000.00 GBP).” Pretending to be Matthew Millen Kim, I sent out my application and fake money.
I’ve been messing around with spammers ever since, pretending to be Harvey Weinstein, Tom Brady, Walter White and a 65-year-old virgin man living with his mother. I’ll have new answers to spam mails here, so check them out if you want to see me screw with spammers!
Guys, you won’t believe it, but I won the Euro lottery. I didn’t even buy a ticket, but I won! If you don’t believe, take a look:
I’m probably going to have a couple of responses pretending to be this man throughout the year, so let’s begin with one:
Frances Patrick Connolly didn’t reply to me. I guess trafficking young girls didn’t seem very appealing to Frances!
No reply here either, but we’ll try to get a response soon!
Someone named Mark Williams contacted me because he wants to send me an ATM card worth $8.5 million. Seems legit!
Let’s see if our friend Mark here has watched or read Game of Thrones.
Apparently not!
For that address, I asked ChatGPT to provide me the address Littlefinger would have if he did, in fact, have a mailing address.
Unfortunately, I did not hear back from this guy. Here’s another response:
Between this, and my stance about how trans is completely fake, I will be arrested the very second I step foot onto British soil. I mean, hey, their girls are getting raped by the thousands, but how dare I say mean things on the Internet!?
At any rate, you may know Evan Loves Worf on X. He’s a paid propagandist who looks like he has attended one too many NAMBLA meetings. I pretend to be him in this latest response:
Hopefully I didn’t give the real Evan Loves Worf any ideas.
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