If you’ve followed this site for a while, you might remember that I like to respond to my spam mails. It all started eight years ago, when a man named Jon Wire from the “United Bank of Africoan” promised me an ATM card of some sort, so I responded as a man named Mister Compassion Chuck Norris, who was raised by wolves. The following season, I received e-mails from Richard Held and Loon Bruce, who told me I won a Facebook Award, which comes with a “lump sum pay out of (750,000.00 GBP).” Pretending to be Matthew Millen Kim, I sent out my application and fake money.
I’ve been messing around with spammers ever since, pretending to be Harvey Weinstein, Tom Brady, Walter White and a 65-year-old virgin man living with his mother. I’ll have new answers to spam mails here, so check them out if you want to see me screw with spammers!
Guys, you won’t believe it, but I won the Euro lottery. I didn’t even buy a ticket, but I won! If you don’t believe, take a look:
I’m probably going to have a couple of responses pretending to be this man throughout the year, so let’s begin with one:
Frances Patrick Connolly didn’t reply to me. I guess trafficking young girls didn’t seem very appealing to Frances!
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