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Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011




Jerks of the Week for Aug. 22, 2011


JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Farim

Back in February, I dubbed some weirdo named Farim a Jerk of the Week. This guy sent me countless IMs on G-chat - click the link to see them - which included phrases like:

  • lom omg 2day I was at walmart and I tried to take food sand almonmts god away!!!!

  • i wanna eat yu

  • some ppl r g@y in this world lol omg

  • F@GGISHAY

    Well, I'm pleased to tell you that Farim is back! Yes, our favorite brain-dead moron has rediscovered how to use a computer. In honor of this, he sent me me countless e-mails and IMs on G-chat.

    I first received this sequence of IMs from him a couple of weeks ago:



    I love how he thinks I'm a "gurl" and says he misses me, but then says, "Up yo asssz." He's either bipolar or into insulting the imaginary women he thinks he has sex with. Maybe both.

    I didn't answer Farim on IMs, so I guess he thought he'd have success reaching me by sending me an e-mail. Or rather, e-mails. Or rather, dozens of e-mails. Click the link to see how ridiculous it was.

    See what I'm dealing with here? Let's dissect a few of things, starting from the bottom:

  • "LOL omg walmart OMG OMG LOL the watremelonz were there but I not aloud get by OMG iran awy they kicked me ow."

    If you're wondering, I didn't cut off that e-mail. It just ended at "ow." And what's this about Iran? I'm beginning to think this guy was in the Persian Gulf War and suffered severe head trauma trying to steal a watermelon from an Iranian watermelon vendor. Hey, there's at least a chance that happened, right?

  • "omg nfl news - charger suck."

    Could you imagine if ESPN reported news like this?

    Stuart Scott: I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow. Here's Adam Schefter with some breaking NFL news. Wat up, dogg?

    Adam Schefter: omg nfl news - charger suck.

    Yeah, I don't think Farim is replacing Schefter anytime soon.

  • "sportz analizashins"

    I love how Farim misspells a word that doesn't even exist.

  • "apos'[a - Jackson is da men"

    I'm not even going to try to figure out what this means. I don't want to suffer a seizure.

  • "MY ANALTIZERS - OMG I MISS YU SO MUCH I NEED YU F@GGAROS UP IN da WORld OMG l,ol LOLO LOL OLOL OLOL OL OL."

    Think Farim was whacking off as he was typing this? Perhaps that can account for his misspelling "LOL" at the end there. Also, "Faggaros?" Sounds awesome. I think I might just start calling people Faggaros.

  • "queschin - can yu sen d me naked pic"

    Farim might be a Looney Tune living in a mental hospital, but based on this sentence, I can tell that he has some serious game with the ladies.

  • "prezidint - OMG LOL LOOK GUESS WAT I GOT NEWZ!!!! FAT LADY GUNA WIN PREZIDINT LOL OL LOL OLO OMG."

    This is not news, Farim. You were simply looking at the Kathy Bates for President Facebook group.

  • "go gegles - go gegles."

    G-E-G-L-E-S, GEGLES!!!

    As you can tell by that picture, I had a 198-line conversation on G-chat with Farim. He IMed me one night, and I didn't have anything better to do, so I thought I'd mess around with him. Here's the first portion of our dialogue:



    Do you still doubt that he lives in an insane asylum? Even the nut jobs living in there think he's weird.

    What the hell is up with this sentence? "lol the ladyz want me chokolit but I take an cosco an store sposed 2 b 4 eatin!!!!!!!!!1"

    I've been trying to figure out what this could possibly mean for five minutes now. My nose is starting to bleed. This can't possibly be good. Let's move on to the next portion of our conversation:



    As you can see, I was trying to dumb myself down so Farim could understand me. Well, I apparently was doing a poor job because challenging words like "plural" and "vice" proved to be out of his grasp.

    Also, I love how he's offended that I apparently called him a "colum." Farim, yu make no sense.

    Moving on...



    Forget what I said earlier. Farim has no skills with the ladies. You can't go from "I HAYT YU" to "can yu send me nacked pic?"

    I also wonder if Farim actually believes I was "borne" with "cloth" on.



    Farim doesn't reside in Northeast Philly, or South Philly, or the slums of North Philly. Nope. He lives in the second floor of Philly.



    OK, so, at 11:15, Farim declared his hatred for me. At 11:18, Farim has called me his BFF. Anyone else confused?

    Also, what the hell is going on with this Cosco place? I feel like I need to visit the Cosco located in the second floor of Philadelphia to figure out what's going on. However, I fear that once I enter that Cosco, you'll never see or hear from me again.



    To reach Farim, you have to go leftwest, then northsouth, then southnorth, then climb to the fifth floor, then reach the second-floor windows and bypass the "barbd" wire. Luckily, all you have to do to go back to your house is click your heels three times and repeat, "There's no place like home."

    I wonder if Farim was actually waiting for me to show up. More importantly, did he suffer a mental breakdown when he realized I wasn't coming? You know, the mental breakdown on top of the mental breakdown he incurred while stealing watermelons in Iran.




    JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 2: Josseline

    I used to accept all friend requests on Facebook. Now, I make sure the person friending me isn't some weird woman from a different country. Assuming she's not hot, of course.

    Why the sudden change? Just take a look at this conversation I had with some woman named Josseline Cusme Espana on Facebook chat:

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:14 pm
    hi

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:15 pm
    hey

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:16 pm
    how are you....?

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:16 pm
    good u?

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:16 pm
    very well

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:19 pm
    that you do ?

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:19 pm
    what?

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:20 pm
    watch is his work? in that place is now?...

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:21 pm
    are you asking me if I make watches?

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:24 pm
    excuse me

    She's almost as bad as Farim. "Watch is his work" might as well be "I wana eat yu so bad."

    At this point, I figured I should mess with Josseline. She might live in a grass hut and trade livestock for currency, but she's annoying the hell out of me.

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:27 pm
    speak spanish you

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:27 pm
    no, I only speak American
    the only Spanish words I know are Taco and Bell

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:31 pm
    haa


    Nice, I made her laugh. Maybe I can fly down to her third-world country, visit her grass hut and bang her. Or perhaps I should pull a Farim and ask her to send naked pics to me.

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:33 pm
    and you ve come to ecuador

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:34 pm
    who is ecuador?

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:36 pm
    a country
    of american

    Walter Cherepinsky 8:37 pm
    no, i've never left America. i don't even like leaving my house

    Josseline Cusme Espa�a 8:41 pm
    understand


    Our conversation ended there because she signed off, but what I said was true. I don't like leaving my house. Guess that means I won't be banging Josseline in her grass hut anytime soon.




    JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 3: Facebook Morons

    It's been a long time since I've done a Facebook Morons segment on Jerks of the Week, so let's do one in honor of Farim and Josseline.

    If you've never seen this before, I'm friends with some people on Facebook who have the most idiotic friends ever. I collect their dumb and incoherent Facebook wall posts and make fun of them for a cheap laugh.

    Here are 10 new Facebook Moron posts:

    1. Im bout to go HAM!!! cause I feels as tho y'all n***a light CHEESE!!!!

    I'm not sure what the hell this means, and I don't think anyone understood it either. This guy liked his own comment, but no one else liked it or responded to it.

    2. whats the rap s ong things it s like and every thing i do reminds me of u ? u playd it in ur car today ?

    Ohhh... that song! Thanks to your clear description, I'm sure your friend was able to identify that song immediately.

    3. Bow! Bow! Bow! Bow! We juss be bussing at them...I'm up n bord n shot da fuc out..SO DA FUC WAT!!!

    Calm down, buddy. Just because you're "bord" doesn't mean that you have to start barking like a dog and yelling incoherently on Facebook. That's not going to make time move any faster.

    4. Do y'all realize it always da n****z dat get no p***y dat got sumthin smart to say it f.b n***a pipe da fuc down

    Since you seem to have dumb stuff to say, I can only assume that you get lots of p***y. Actually, I'm now convinced that if I walk around any city and start yelling stupid things, I'll get a laid. A lot.

    5. I need a bebe gun dis bird juss s***ed on me disrespectful (fuc my whole swag up..)

    Oh noez, not his swag! Someone please come quickly and help keep this man's swag intact! There's no time to waste because this man's swag is in jeopardy!

    6. Wonderin y after a whole year y I ain't either have ur number r wife u yet

    For those keeping track, this genius used the word "wife" as a verb. With that in mind, let's conjugate!

    I wife
    You wife
    He/she/it wifes (wives?)
    We wife
    You (pl.) wife
    They wife

    So, is it he/she/it wifes or wives? I'm going to be wondering about this for months.

    7. Told y'all females but y'all don't listen let dis pix fool u

    How dare no one listen to this wise mang's sage advice?

    By the way, the "mang" there was unintentional. I was going to type "man's" but I hit the G key by accident. I think "mang's" works, don't you?

    8. Every gurl is beautiful but not every gurl cute

    I'm pretty sure this is the gangsta version of "every square is a rectangle, but every rectangle isn't a square."

    9. Even tho I run dis streets u kno exactly wat I do ima chase dis paper bring it back home to u....But I'm single so ima spend dis mugga6

    No wonder you're single - you spend your days chasing paper around. Dude, paper isn't that important. You can just buy some at Staples for a couple of bucks.

    By the way, I'm curious - is mugga6 that much of an upgrade over mugga5? I may have a mugga5, but I don't know if I should upgrade to mugga6. Thoughts?

    10. Wat ur fone off

    This guy spelled three out of the four words in that sentence incorrectly. Batting .250 is OK in baseball. Batting .250 in grammar? Not so good.

    What a poor effort. Come on, man. Even Farim can do better than .250.

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    NenaFichu 01-02-2014 06:49 am xxx.xxx.xxx.165 (total posts: 1)
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    Russ 08-26-2011 06:56 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.224 (total posts: 1)
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    Walter, be careful. As obsessed at Farim is with eathing you, he might be a cover for the fat ladies at the swimming pool!
    Will 08-24-2011 01:04 pm xxx.xxx.xxx4.47 (total posts: 1)
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    I would not mess with that farim guy. He is definitly trying to rape you, no joke. Look, he acts retarded, but he acted normal only when you were going to say where you lived. Like when he said northeast northwest northsouth or northnorth
    KF7LCE 08-22-2011 10:44 pm xxx.xxx.xxx2.24 (total posts: 1)
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    Farim returns!!! That was my all time favorite Jerk of the Week!
    Justin 08-22-2011 10:23 pm xxx.xxx.xxx4.29 (total posts: 1)
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    YU WIN BY FROSTED FLAKE! LMAO best line you've used in a while
    SK 08-22-2011 09:57 pm xxx.xxx.xxx7.88 (total posts: 1)
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    Walt, the phonies on the baseball forum should qualify to be on your jerks of the week segment sometime soon!
    Matt 08-22-2011 07:15 pm xxx.xxx.xxx29.2 (total posts: 1)
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    I'm gonna laugh when you find out Farim is actually just a really dumb, hot, sex-starved 18 year-old chick.
    redfield 08-22-2011 03:06 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.194 (total posts: 2)
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    also, I speak american? Haha who knew he spoke commanche
    redfield 08-22-2011 02:48 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.194 (total posts: 2)
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    walt, you talk about girls hotness WAY too much and seem to strike out almost every chance you get, I think you should probably scale it back a bit and stop being so beta.
    Wharthog 08-22-2011 12:40 pm xxx.xxx.xxx4.21 (total posts: 2)
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    #3 Are you now going to change the website to "Tatonfootball.com"?
    Wharthog 08-22-2011 12:36 pm xxx.xxx.xxx4.21 (total posts: 2)
    29     34

    Taton,

    #1 It bears repeating - Yur a colum

    #2 Funniest JOTW in a while. Farim should do a weekly column for the site where he asks people for naked pics & give out directions to his house in NESW Philly.

    Or he and Josseline could do a point-counterpoint article. I would eagerly anticipate that exchange.
    Gary 08-22-2011 10:41 am xxx.xxx.xxx8.20 (total posts: 1)
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    I'm a dude... he's a dude... she's a dude... cuz we're all dudes.
    Lady at asylum 08-22-2011 09:43 am xxx.xxx.xxx8.96 (total posts: 1)
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    I apologize for Farim's behavior...It won't happen...o no! help!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Farim 08-22-2011 08:36 am xxx.xxx.xxx.170 (total posts: 1)
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    must.. destroy... walter......... ehhhhhhhuurrgggalahhhh
    Ian 08-22-2011 06:03 am xxx.xxx.xxx1.76 (total posts: 1)
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    I've got five bucks that says Farim is a White Sox fan.



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    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype, Ben Roethlisberger and His Accuser
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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