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Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011




Jerks of the Week for April 4, 2011


JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Women's Basketball

I'm pretty pissed off. I wanted to berate Connecticut women's basketball head coach Geno Auriemma. I had a rant stored for the conclusion of the NCAA Tournament. Unfortunately, JackO stole my thunder and went off on a tirade against Auriemma on Bill Simmons' podcast last week.

In short, Auriemma is a douche bag. Back in December, when Connecticut was chasing the all-time college basketball record for consecutive wins, Auriemma lashed out at the media for saying that his girls' winning streak was less impressive than the UCLA men's record. A couple of weeks ago, Auriemma was once again irate - this time because half the seats were empty for Connecticut's NCAA Tournament games.

"Maybe we should offer free parking, more giveaways," he said. "We should let some of the fans coach the team, maybe a guest coach every quarter."

That's not a bad idea, actually. It would increase attendance. Women's basketball needs gimmicks like that because women's basketball sucks.

Allow me to diverge from the politically correct crap you hear from ESPN, who feels like it needs to barrage us with non-stop women's college basketball coverage, highlights and analysis. Women's college basketball is unwatchable for the following reasons:

  1. The men are much more athletic.

  2. The men's game is faster.

  3. The men actually dunk.

  4. The women don't use a regulation-sized basketball.

  5. There are only 10 or fewer good teams every year in women's basketball, so most games are blowouts.

  6. If the Connecticut men played the Connecticut women, the score would be 110-30. And that's being kind.

  7. Unlike men's basketball, there is more "talent" on the women's bench than on the court. Seriously, if you ever flip on ESPN and see that a women's basketball game is on, check out the benches of the two teams before you change the channel. It's loaded with hot chicks.

  8. On a related note, every time ESPN shows women's college basketball highlights, all I think is, "Eww, she's ugly... eww, she's ugly... eww, she's ugly... she's not bad... eww, she's ugly... wow, she's hot... meh, she'd be OK if she grew out her hair... wait, why does Stanford's coach look like a young boy?"


Luckily, women's college basketball is fixable. I have three suggestions:

1. I've always wondered - do women wear thongs while playing college basketball? Do they wear granny panties? Or are they more daring, and go commando? I think this is information that needs to be made public.

Forget points, rebounds and assists. The stats I want to know are underwear type and color. They don't need to divulge this information for the really ugly chicks. I'm mainly asking for the real "talent" on the bench.

2. You know what would make women's college basketball awesome? Mud wrestling.

Now, you may be thinking, "Walt, this is basketball. If it's just mud wrestling, then how do we differentiate between women's basketball and real mud wrestling?"

I never said anything about no basketballs being involved. Come on, I'm not sexist. Of course, basketballs would have to fit into the equation. Maybe after one chick pins another one down in the mud, she'd have to pick up a basketball and throw it into a hoop, or something. I don't know, I'm still working this out in my head.

3. Sex tapes and cat fights would be huge for women's college basketball. Think about it. If you hear that some hot chicks who play for Florida State put together a lesbian sex tape, aren't you going to want to watch some Florida State women's college basketball?

Now, why wouldn't you just download the sex tapes? That's where the cat fighting comes in. If there's a chance a girl's jersey gets ripped off, I want to see it - especially if she has a lesbian sex tape out there.

While men are penalized for committing fouls, I think women should be encouraged. The harder the foul, the better. Bonus points for ripping jerseys and pulling off shorts.

I guarantee that if these rules are implemented, every women's college basketball game would sell out. Maybe then, Geno Auriemma wouldn't have to sound like he has a dildo up his anus when he's at a press conference.




JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 2: Celebrity Man

This Web site gets a ton of traffic, so hundreds of people contact me daily via e-mail or comment boards. Unfortunately for my sanity, some of them are very, very stupid.

I've listed Farim's e-mails in the past. Then there was the Michael Vick supporter who thought he was friends with the Eagles' quarterback because he inexplicably rolled a boulder in front of his house. And if you haven't seen it, I posted some crack head messages I received in my 2011 NFL Mock Draft comment board.

As for new stuff, here is an e-mail from a strange person who didn't take too kindly to my rant about the weird band at my local bar, Whiskey Tango.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK BADLY ABOUT MY BAND, YOU CHRISTIAN SCUM! I SHALL LOCK YOU IN A CAVE IN THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN FORESTS OF NORWAY, WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT YOUR OWN FLESH AND NOTHING TO DRINK BUT YOUR OWN BLOOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, that's harsh. Could I at least some ketchup to put on my own flesh? Thanks.

Two months ago, I had an exchange with someone I will call Celebrity Man. This guy was way more lucid than Forests of Norway Psychopath, but he was still crazy enough to be locked away in a mental hospital. For some reason, he felt the need to defend the celebrity co-owners of the Miami Dolphins:

I try to not make a habit of taking up for Billionaire NFL Team owners, however, in this case, you have not been factual and that just burns my a**.

In your 2011 NFL Mock draft your attempt at humor when stating that the Owner of the Miami Dolphins Steven Ross was like the Dork who always wated to sit with the Jocks and cheerleaders.... and that he had surrounded himself with "DOZENS" of B-List Celebrities as "Part time owners"...

Now, hey, wanna call a Billionaire who likely could buy you and yours 20 times over a "DorK'... Okay, Go ahead. I feel it makes you look petty but that is just me. If Venus and Serina Williams are "B-list" to you, okay, you must really run with the big dogs. Actually, it had more to do with them being life long S. Florida residents. Same with Gloria and Emilio. Fergie being the lead for the Black Eye Peas is not a bad gig...

Who is a Blog/Web site writter to call anyone a B-list celeb? Com-on dude.... You make predictions on a free web site about who teams MIGHT draft, last year you were so far off we could not find your picks with a Space Shuttle. You take a list of good players and give your OPINIONS about them... and you feel comfy calling a Guy who could buy Sun Life Stadium and the Miami Dolphins a "Dork"? A Guy who has Educational Building at the University of Michigan named after him!

I suppose I should fire up my version of DreamWeaver and start a site that predicts who will be the site that makes the best predictions.... Then I can be a... Well tell me... If Venus and Serena, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Fergie, and Mr and Mrs Estefan are B-listers... What are YOU?... Then I'll know I'm better cause I'm predicting if your predictions will suck like they did last year or not...

Let me know....mean while... Just tell the F***ing truth and do justice to your site like you always have with class and honest assessment... try to stop acting like your a f***ing comic... 100,000,000 comedians out of work and you want to be the funny motherf***er!

Derek *****

This just might be the dumbest e-mail I've ever received. Some of my thoughts:

  1. My writing burns your a**? Sounds kinky. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  2. If you're going to defend a guy, at least spell his name right. It's "Stephen;" not "Steven."

  3. This might sound strange to Celebrity Man, but it's not everyone's dream to run with "big dogs" like Venus Williams and Emilio Estefan. The "big dogs" I run with are Crazy Horse Girl, Josh and Multi-Colored Face Girl. I'll take those "big dogs" over your B-list celebrity "big dogs."

  4. I couldn't find my picks with a space shuttle? What? I had no idea that having a space shuttle could improve my picks. I better invest in a space shuttle. Hell, I'd be able to use it as a tax write-off.

  5. "A Guy who has Educational Building at the University of Michigan named after him!" Sounds like a cool dude.

  6. Wow, I knew the job market was bad, but 100 million comedians are out of work? What a tough profession.

I sent this guy a short reply:

What is this e-mail? I can't believe you're defending Stephen (not Steven, as you wrote) Ross. Every single Dolphins fan I know is sick of the guy. But I guess every high school dork has a supporter or two.

Who are these loser celebrities you're naming? Jennifer Lopez and Serena Williams are the only non-B-listers that you mentioned. No one cares about the other Williams sister. That's like saying Emilio Estevez is an A-list celebrity. Marc Anthony stinks. Gloria Estefan hasn't done anything in 20 years. Who the hell is Emilio Estefan? And Fergie has a horrifying turkey neck. Disgusting.

If you want, feel free to fire up DreamWeaver, as you wrote. E-mail me and we'll set up a link exchange. That way, you can get some traffic, and some crazy person can e-mail you at 3 a.m. and defend the loser celebrities you make fun of in your mock draft.

Look, I'm sorry your owner sucks balls. It must be depressing to watch your once-proud franchise go down the s***ter. Just know that I sympathize.

Celebrity Man wasn't too pleased with my response...

Your just a half a**ed Blogger that has a wishing well site that is wrong most of the time... ooooohhhhh lost of people read my site, So what? Do you have a Grammy? Do you have an Oscar? Grow up blogger boy..... Those people you are bashing can afford a piece of an NFL franchise you f***ing idiot.... You cant afford a toilet seat in one of their Mansions. Go f*** yourself .....

Apparently, having a Grammy or an Oscar makes you immune to criticism. Once you win that Grammy or Oscar, that's it. No one can make fun of you ever again!

By the way, keep Celebrity Man's grammatical errors in the back of your mind for the time being. Here was my next reply:

Thanks for the response, Derek. Not sure why you're defending loser celebrities, but hey, if that's what makes you happy, keep on doing it.

You're wrong, by the way. I bought a house 18 months ago solely with the money I made off this site, so I might be able to afford two toilet seats in their mansions. Maybe three if I'm lucky!

I would go f- myself, but I'm just not in the mood right now, ya know?


Celebrity Man would go on to send me an obscenely long e-mail. Let's break it down, piece by piece:

I think you need to understand one thing, Walt.... I'm not defending Steven Ross. Can't say he's my favorite owner or person. What I am defending against is some guy on a web site bashing my team on his wishing well site. And that is what a fantasy/Mock blog is, Walt... A wishing well.

Again, with the misspelling of "Stephen Ross." And by the way, my site is not a wishing well. Google defines a wishing well as, "A term from European folklore to describe wells where it was thought that any spoken wish would be granted."

Oh, wonderful wishing well Web site, my wish is for Celebrity Man to never bombard me with another nonsensical e-mail again.

Did it work? I guess I'll find out.

You seem adept at what you do... but not real bright about the people you do it for, Typical Computer Nerd types actually.

Celebrity Man has now moved on to insulting my readers, calling them "Computer Nerd" types. I guess he doesn't think my readers run with the "big dogs" like Emilio Estefan and Marc Anthony.

And speaking of Emilio Estefan, whoever the hell that is...

I'm also not certain how you can say two people like the Estefans are "Losers"... you know nothing of South Florida or its populous. For one thing, The Estefans are one of the biggest supporter's of the Hospital I have been a surgeon in for the last 27 year. They have helped so many kids and their families with paying bills they could otherwise just leave hanging on the Hospital or would otherwise be left unpaid or in flux. Gloria is also one of the largest suporters of back injury and paralisys patients in the US, She suffered a major injury herseldf on tour several years ago.

Oh no. This guy's a surgeon? For 27 year? Tell me, would you want a psychopath like this operating on you? Remember, he e-mailed me at 3 a.m., and I'm just a guy who writes a site read by "lost of people." Would you want surgery performed by a maniac who capitalizes words at random? And can't even spell "supporters" or "paralysis" or "herself" correctly? And who has been a surgeon for 27 year?

And I wonder, where did this guy get his alleged medical degree from? Boris College? And how long did it take him to get his degree? Twenty-seven day?

So, Walt the blogger... As a doctor and surgeon, I have seen some of the wonderful things these people have done for MY COMMUNITY... where the only thing I see you doing is giving us a dart throw at Can Newton on your blog while bashing an owner who has building on Michigan named after him.

Stephen Ross has a building "on" Michigan named after him? Not "in" Michigan, but "on" Michigan? Damn, that's pretty impressive. Maybe he's not such a dork after all.

Your new, cheap and pathetic cash, Walt.... Enjoy it. BTW.... Just so you know, Dummy. The reason I wrote that mail at 3am was because I was on 48 hour call next to a recovering patient reading your... Work... and I decided to tell you what I thought... I suppose the idea of not being a 9-5 never crossed your small mind... Did it?

I still have my doubts about Celebrity Man being a surgeon for 27 year. I think there's a greater chance that he's been a patient in a mental hospital who eats his own dingleberries for 27 year.

I made up my mind that I wasn't going to waste anymore time with this fake surgeon. I attempted to send him one final e-mail:

Should you really be calling someone an idiot when you can't spell things correctly and can't differentiate between due and do? Moreover, I don't see how anyone can trust an alleged surgeon/doctor who makes as many horrible grammatical errors as you "due." I'm beginning to think you only play a doctor in e-mail responses.

Here's another instance, "Your new, cheap and pathetic cash, Walt...."

Grammatical gaffe aside (it's you're), e-mailing someone out of the blue, and calling them an "idiot" and their vocation "cheap and pathetic" is kind of like the pot calling the kettle black. If I'm wrong for bashing the celebrities, you're wrong for bashing me. But it's a free country, so maybe we're both right - in which case the premise of your e-mail is wrong.


As soon as I sent it, I slapped myself on the forehead. It wasn't "you're;" it was "your." Hey, it was late at night, and I was tired, OK?

I quickly sent a short follow-up e-mail:

I was just re-reading what I wrote, and I guess I pulled a Dr. Derek. You were right with your "your;" not "you're." Maybe I'm not qualified to be a surgeon of 27 year either.




JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 3: Facebook Morons

If there's anything I learned from my e-mail exchange with Celebrity Man, it's that America's school system sucks. How anyone can be a surgeon of 27 year and not have the capability of putting together a coherent sentence is beyond me. It's a sad world we live in.

That being said, Celebrity Man is a genius compared to the following clowns. Two months ago, I had an entry where I pointed out that one of my hot female friends is inexplicably friends with some of the dumbest people alive.

I gave you six of their quotes, including "ur ma sis 4life blood is not need i still havent tasted any lasagna better den urs n btw i hope ur still ryming mc bumble bee u owe me anutha battle."

I have eight new dumb quotes from her friends, as well as my thoughts on each. After reading these, I guarantee your IQ will drop by at least 25 points:

1. U is really cute....I wanna kno wat it gone take for me to get u to inbox ur number so we can get to kno each other...if it cook wit u??

"If it cook wit you?" What the hell does that mean? After asking around, I've discovered what some of these terms mean:

  • "If it cook wit you" - If you're not overwhelmed with the idea.

  • "If it bake wit you" - If you're too drunk and/or high to come up with a sensible answer.

  • "If it roast wit you" - If you're nonplussed with the idea.

  • "If it fry wit you" - If it's tasty enough to make you think, "Yeah, that's would be great!"

  • "If it boil wit you" - If your inbox is full and you can't receive any new numbers.

    2. Yea no comment on dat....y wouldn't u have a nd cute az ever....how hour I gave u my number u hit me up either when he ain't around or when he get u upset r feel lonely...don't shot me down mamas

    Congratulations. I don't think anyone in the history of mankind has ever spelled the word however as "how hour." That's just an epic fail.

    3. i kno where u at, rite nxt to dre house! H u slow as hell u dnt even kno who u tlkin to do u?lol

    This guy calling some "H" person "slow as hell" is like Rosie O'Donnell telling someone else that they're "fat as hell." This "H" fellow must spend the entire day drooling on the couch if he's slower than the person making these comments.

    4. I was suppose to do ya tats wusnt i?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    5. On da real u not ma sis by blood but i got love 4 u like u r ily sis

    That's a relief. If intelligence (or lack thereof) runs in this guy's family, then his "sis by blood" is probably a crack whore.

    6. gthank u so o much for the ride im really s ry u were tired but toney seems like a nice guy and the dogs r so cute thanks sos oss os much for taking me to c bina i cant thank u enought sry aboutb dAVID

    Thank you sos ossos sosoos ososososo ossosoos sosososooosos osossos much for your nonsensical Facebook post soso soso soss osso sososos os ss sos osos ossosoos sooso I could make fun it.

    7. Lol I kno full well wut my cookies name is!!!!!

    Now that's dedication. Not even Cookie Monster named his own cookies.

    8. F*** Outta Here Yuh Still A Nutty As Boul !!::Gonna Call Nd Kiss Sum A**::Byee F***ing Boy::F*** You F*** The Gorund Yuh Walk On F*** Yur Lyfee::Yur A Lame A Nobodiee Dnt Onee Want Yur Petty A** Apology::Go Hop Ova Sum Bricks Kick Rocks With Yur Aslam Lama Fake 'em A**::O F*** Hate Yuh With A Passion::I Hope Yuh Get Hit By a 18wheeler Nd The Person Who Hit Yuh Leav Yuh Ther Tuh Diee!!!

    Wow, what set this person off? PMS? The fact that her boy is cheating on her by "f***ing the ground" he walks on? Her inability to spell the word "to?"

    I just don't know. Like all of you, my IQ has decreased by 25 points. I can't even write anymore.

    Ugh. I'm done typing. I'm going outside to hop "ova sum" bricks. That sounds like fun. In fact, I'm going to ask my neighbor to join me in brick hopping. Hopefully it cook and/or bake wit him.

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    Snowy 03-07-2014 08:14 am xxx.xxx.xxx1.39 (total posts: 1)
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    Fly 01-03-2014 08:49 am xxx.xxx.xxx2.75 (total posts: 1)
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    Asami 01-02-2014 02:58 am xxx.xxx.xxx.144 (total posts: 1)
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    This is not intended as a re-post on vatioacn planning although some of those principals DO likely apply here. Nope rather I'm dwelling on a simple yet instructive experience I had recently when a colleague of mine asked me to step into a real estate transaction that got delayed and he had to skip out-of-town. Plus, Nerino Petro also made reference to a bar association's clean-up of a lawyer's practice upon the lawyer's death recently at his scanner presentation at the Solo and Small Firm Conference. And it was a little challenging to get my transaction closed. By no means was the transaction in bad shape nor horribly organized yet I think a few moments dwelling on how your cases/files/firm would look to someone else just picking them up for the first time, might be useful.
    Vick guy and Boulder 04-11-2011 05:05 pm xxx.xxx.xxx5.81 (total posts: 1)
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    Walt, just read the e-mail from the guy who claims to be friends with dog killer. The guy is an idiot but when he said he moved the rock for his driveway i think he meant he supplied the gravel and concrete to make Vick's driveway. I dont think he just put a random boulder in front of the guys house. That guy is definitely stupid but you were kinda making yourself look the same with the boulder comments. sorry walt i love what you do with the site but that was sort of dumb
    Grammar 04-10-2011 01:40 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.194 (total posts: 1)
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    you were right the first time. It should've been "you're"
    Ragnarok 04-10-2011 04:04 am xxx.xxx.xxx90.5 (total posts: 1)
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    I tried watching the women's final, and it was so bad I couldn't make it past the first 5 minutes. And that's saying something cause I was able to watch the entire men's final. It's not sexist to say that if you compare men and women, on average the men will be faster, stronger, quicker, etc. It's how we are made biologically. And that typically leads to more exciting sporting events, especially in contact sports. I don't get why anyone would get deemed sexist for saying that, it's truth.
    BigJon 04-07-2011 03:43 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.252 (total posts: 1)
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    bambam and trk must be lovers from the same womans softball/basketball team...not that there is anything wrong with that.
    Josh 04-05-2011 12:59 am xxx.xxx.xxx6.23 (total posts: 1)
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    It's not sexist if it's true. Women's basketball sucks. Brittney Griner, Maya Moore, [insert other female college basketball player] could not play in the NBA, let alone Men's College Bball. They simply lack the physical tools necessary in the men's game.

    Our culture pays for entertainment only if it is the best of the best. Women's basketball is not the best, ergo even the historic UConn Ladies Huskies can't sell out games (when I say historic, I mean within the realm of women's basketball; you don't compare Triple-A baseball records with those of the MLB, so don't compare Women's and Men's basketball). I'm all for equal pay and equal rights. But we shouldn't intellectually subsidize an inferior product.
    TheU 04-04-2011 10:18 pm xxx.xxx.xxx7.21 (total posts: 1)
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    AND THE FAN GOES WILD!
    Reed 04-04-2011 08:38 pm xxx.xxx.xxx7.92 (total posts: 1)
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    What the hell is cheap cash?
    trk 04-04-2011 08:02 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.225 (total posts: 1)
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    Reason no. 9 Walt hates women's college basketball..all the women could kick his butt up and down the court.
    Alex 04-04-2011 07:05 pm xxx.xxx.xxx7.46 (total posts: 1)
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    The "Facebook Morons" are worse than Emmitt Smith.
    Liontime 04-04-2011 06:50 pm xxx.xxx.xxx8.45 (total posts: 1)
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    Why the hell is bambam talking about jacking off and feminists? Where the hell is pulling this stuff from???
    Matt S. 04-04-2011 03:42 pm xxx.xxx.xxx.116 (total posts: 1)
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



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    Jerks of the Week - March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013
    Jerks of the Week - March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They'll Be in 2020
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin's Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters' Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 19, 2012: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
    Jerk of the Year - Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
    Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight - Live Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
    Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
    Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
    Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
    Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
    Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
    Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
    Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
    Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
    Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
    Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
    Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
    Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
    Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
    Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
    Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
    Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick's Day
    Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear's Lover, Tanning Tax Man
    Jerks of the Week - March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin's Brother, Tango Stalker
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine's Day Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio's)
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
    Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
    Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
    Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
    Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
    Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
    Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
    Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
    Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
    Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
    Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
    Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
    Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
    Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
    Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
    Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
    Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Women's Basketball, Celebrity Man, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype, Ben Roethlisberger and His Accuser
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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