Jerks of the Week - July 22, 2013





Jerks of the Week for July 22, 2013


JERK OF THE WEEK: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 - First Beach Day and Two Nights Out

Previously on Jerks of the Week: The Tampa Trilogy: I accepted an invitation to spend five days in Tampa with this Web site's senior NFL Draft writer Charlie Campbell and his wife Amanda. I had a great time, and it was crazier than I expected. There tons of hot, scantily clad women everywhere, including some who wore flashing bikini tops and black thongs to the bars. As someone said to me during my five days down there, "They call this Trampa Bay for a reason."

I didn't talk about the actual time I spent in Tampa just yet; I spent the entire first part of this trilogy discussing all of the jerks I ran into at the Philadelphia International Airport. There were many, including a homeless woman who exchanged her precious skateboard for a plane ticket to Tampa and a guy who nearly had a heart attack while playing the game Bejeweled.

With that in mind, it's high time to delve into the adventures I had while actually staying in the magical city of Trampa.


Wednesday: First Night Out

Charlie and I went to a local supermarket for snacks prior to driving to his house. I picked out two boxes of cereal for myself - I'm so fat that one's not enough - and then grabbed some milk. We were walking toward the register, when I saw something I had never seen before...

Me: Holy s***!

Charlie: What?

Me: There's beer and liquor - at the supermarket!

Charlie: Why is that weird?

I told Charlie about the horrors of Pennsylvania. In this incredibly moronic state, beer can only be sold in a specific location. Likewise, liquor can only be purchased in a Wine & Spirits store. You are not allowed to sell bottles of beer and liquor in the same location. Why? Because the people in the Pennsylvania government are communist a**holes who shove dildos up their buttocks, that's why.

I was also amazed that I could get drinks at a local corner eatery. Charlie and Amanda took me to a place called the Daily Eats. They surprised me when they ordered alcoholic beverages. I was so shocked that I didn't even look at the drink menu.

Me: I'll have a 7 and 7.

Waitress: OK, haha!

Me: What? Why's that funny?

Waitress: Oh wow, I thought you were being serious! Sorry hun, we only have beer and liquor here.

Me: Well... well... this is my first time at this place!

I was in Tampa for not even two hours, and I already humiliated myself. I blame the communist a**holes in the Pennsylvania government who shove dildos up their buttocks for my ignorance.

The waitress roped me into ordering a Bloody Mary. Whatever. She walked away, allowing me to peruse the actual food items. Daily Eats, as I was told, is apparently famous for two things: its macaroni and cheese and its breakfast bowls. I looked at the latter and saw that there was one item that had eggs, cheddar cheese, bacon and tater tots - all in one bowl.

I nearly had a heart attack just reading that. Jesus. I'm still crying tears of joy over that meal. Eggs, cheddar cheese, bacon and tater tots - all in one bowl... what an incredible idea for a meal... Wait a second... Why does that sound familiar...

BECAUSE IT'S MY IDEA! For proof, I'd like to show you Exhibit A, my April Jerks of Saladworks entry, where I wrote:

Breakfast Salad - Eggs (with cheese), pancakes, ham, sausages, bacon, maple syrup, diced tomatoes, home fries and toast - all in one bowl. I'm seriously drooling all over my keyboard right nowandcrapmyspacebarnolongerworksgoddamnit.

OK, so Daily Eats didn't exactly steal my exact food item - I'm so disappointed in myself that I forgot tater tots - but I still feel like it's close enough where I should demand royalties for it.

This breakfast bowl was delicious. It was also filling, so I had issues walking back to Charlie and Amanda's house. Hell, I'm still having problems with that.

After having some drinks at the house, Charlie and I decided to hit the bars. He took me to a local strip within walking distance from his house. All of the bars there - by my count, there were five of them right next to each other - were all outside. We obviously don't have anything like that in Philly. It's too damn cold from October to March, so there's no point in owning an outdoor bar. Here, people were just leaning on the railing and drinking as hot chicks walked by.

Oh, and there were swarms of hot chicks. I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd say that 80 percent of the women I saw there were extremely attractive. That figure might be 10-15 in Philly. I'm talking about EXTREMELY attractive. Like, I'd look at a girl and think, "Holy crap, she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen," and then the next one would be even hotter.

Something else that was unusual was that some of these attractive women would bring dogs to these bars. I'm not even talking about poodles or anything; this one chick brought an 80-pound dog with her - and no one at this particular bar said anything. You can't take your dog anywhere in Philly, so it's amazing how different the culture is in Tampa.

The girl who brought that dog was very attractive. She was tan and was wearing a black tank top, which exposed some excellent cleavage. She was talking to a friend when her dog jumped on some Asian guy who was walking by. The girl apologized to the Asian guy, and then the two began talking.

This gave me an incredible idea: If I ever visit Tampa again, I'm going to bring some dog treats with me to the bar. I'll walk by a hot chick who has a dog with her, and I'll wave the treat in the air when she's not looking. The dog will jump on me, and I'll feign some sort of injury. Thus, the girl will have to "nurse" me back to health to avoid a lawsuit, if you catch my drift. That's probably what the Asian guy did. What a cunning bastard.

I didn't have any success gaming any women that night. The ones who went into our bar - the World of Beer - were all talking to dudes. I did notice this hot blonde wearing a blue shirt and a white skirt sitting by herself, but she was feverishly texting on her phone. I waited for her to stop, but a pack of eight dudes all walked over to her at the same time. I would've joined, but I'm not into banging chicks if there are eight other dudes there as well. I don't know; that's kinda weird.

Charlie and I left the place around 2. As we were walking home, this tall girl who would've only been good looking by Philly standards, looked at us and drunkenly slurred, "Good night, fags!"

Fags? Yeah, OK. I wanted to respond: "Do you know that my friend here has a wife? And do you know how many women I creepily stared at tonight? We most definitely are not fags!"

Fortunately, I was still too mesmerized by this nightlife scene to care. This, however, was nothing compared to what I experienced the next two nights...





Thursday: St. Pete's Beach

I hadn't been to the beach since I posted my Jersey Shore entries back in 2011, and I have never bathed in the Gulf of Mexico, so I was looking forward to trying this new experience. Charlie, Amanda and I drove to a beach in St. Petersburg, which was about 30 minutes away.

The beach itself was nice. It was kind of small, but it wasn't too crowded, which was surprising considering that it was July 4. The water, meanwhile, was nice and warm. It was about 85 degrees, which was just perfect for a fat man like myself. There were very small waves compared to the Atlantic Ocean, but that was fine because simply floating in the water was relaxing.

Unfortunately, the situation got a bit stressful at times. Amanda brought her four-pound poodle to the beach, which turned out to be against this particular beach's regulations. Dogs are permitted in most beaches near Tampa, but not this one apparently, as the family next to our chairs informed us.

Amanda did a good job of hiding her poodle Sophie under the chair, but apparently one of the beach police thought he saw her when he rode by the first time. While Charlie and I were in the water, he circled back and parked his vehicle behind Amanda and just waited there for a good 10 minutes.

It then became clear that this beach policeman was either a perv or a complete loser. Who just parks a car behind a woman for 10 minutes and just stares at her? Well, except for me, of course. But if he wasn't into Amanda, then he was obviously waiting for Sophie to run out from under the chair. If that's the case, why doesn't he have anything else better to do? What if there's some kid drowning? Is he not worth saving because there's a four-pound poodle on the beach? I wanted to approach him and say, "Seriously, dude, get over yourself. A four-pound poodle isn't hurting anyone. Go eat a doughnut and get a life."

The cop eventually realized he was wasting his time and sped away. That's when two people caught my attention - a hot, tan brunette wearing an orange top and a blue bottom and a white-haired older man who appeared to be in his 60s. This was the second time I saw them walk by, so I had to say something about it to Charlie.

Me: That sucks she's with her dad.

Charlie: I don't think that's her father. I think that's her sugar daddy.

Me: Sugar daddy?

Charlie: Yeah, lots of older men go out with young women down here. They buy them stuff and in return get sex with a younger woman.

What an outrage! Why wasn't I informed about this earlier? I desperately want to be a sugar daddy. Is there a list somewhere so I can sign up? Do I get to pick which hot chick I buy things for? Does the amount of stuff I buy for this hot chick correlate into what I get to do with her? If I'm cool enough, will the sugar daughter(?) fall in love with me and not expect any further gifts for sex?

Now that I'm aware of this phenomenon, I will do my best to become the world's next great sugar daddy.







Thursday: Second Night Out

Charlie and I saw more sugar daddies and sugar daughters when we hit up a section in Tampa called Ybor. This was a strip of tons of bars, restaurants and night clubs. The women here were even more scantily clad than in the other place. We saw the chick in the black thong in Ybor, but I'll get to her later.

We decided to grab some food before hitting the bars. It was past 9:30, so the two restaurants Charlie wanted to show me were both closed. We settled for a Buffalo Wild Wings instead, which I was perfectly fine with because I had actually never been to one before.

Our waitress, Liz, was pretty cute. She had auburn hair and light eyes. We ordered some alcoholic beverages first, prompting her to ask us for our IDs. I took this opportunity to try to game her with a joke.

Liz: Can I see your ID please?

Me: Thanks, I'm flattered that you think I might be under 21!

Liz: ...

She said nothing - absolutely nothing. She checked my ID, quickly handed it back to me and walked away. I should have taken this as a sign that it would be a rough, female-related night if I couldn't even talk to the Buffalo Wild Wings girl.

Charlie and I then went to a bar called Double Decker after we were finished eating. It was pretty beat in there; it was mostly dudes, save for this one smoking-hot girl on the side of the bar. She was a brunette and had dark eyes. Unfortunately, she was talking to two guys at the same time - one, a man in his 40s with slicked-back hair and a goatee. The other was bald and looked like the bad guy from Person of Interest.

Me: Are they both her sugar daddies?

Charlie: No, I think only one is and the other is his friend.

Me: I don't know. She's super hot, so she might have two sugar daddies.

Charlie shrugged his shoulders. He and I downed our drinks and then opted to head across the street to a much livelier bar. I stopped in the middle of the street and was nearly run over by a car when I looked at the name of the establishment: Coyote Ugly. I had seen the movie Coyote Ugly a long time ago - not that there's anything wrong with that - but I never realized it was an actual bar.

This Coyote Ugly was just as advertised. There were hot women dancing on the bar. The bartenders constantly did this, but if one of the female patrons was brave enough to join them, they received a free shot. It's a genius concept - if you get women riled up and drunk for free, they'll continue to come back because it's a fun time. And wherever women go, guys will follow.

There were a few interesting characters at Coyote Ugly on Thursday night, including...

1. Argumentative Bartender: Have you ever had a bartender convince you to get another drink? This has never happened to me prior to this night. I tried to order my favorite drink, but the woman behind the bar didn't like my decision.

Me: I'll have a 7 and 7.

Busty Redhead: How about I give you a Jack and Coke?

Me: Nah, it's OK, I'll take a 7 and 7.

Busty Redhead: You look like a Jack and Coke guy. I'll give you that, OK?

Me: What? No. I want a 7 and 7!

Busty Redhead: But a Jack and Coke is $2 cheaper.

Me: That's fine. I don't care if it's $20 cheaper. I want a 7 and 7!

The bartender gave me a dirty look and proceeded to mix my drink, which she probably spit in. Oh well. It helped get me drunk.

2. VIP Bathroom: I walked to the bathroom and was a bit surprised when a black guy, who was standing by the stall door, opened it and held it for me. He then said, "This is the VIP bathroom."

Whoa. VIP bathroom? Did this guy read my Web site? Or was he trying to bang me? This final thought entered my mind because I had recently seen two lesbians kissing each other at the bar. They were both unattractive, so it obviously should've been illegal.

The black guy did not want to bang me, as I soon realized. He was the bathroom attendant, and a charming one at that. I tipped him upon leaving. I later had a discussion about bathroom attendants when we returned to Coyote Ugly with a bigger crowd the following night.

Charlie: I hate bathroom attendants.

Me: Really? I'm a huge fan. I'm all about doing no effort.

Serial Killer: No effort? Do you want him to shake your junk too when you're done?

Me: Umm... I would actually love it if they did that.

Yes, we had a serial killer in our group Friday night, but I'll get into that later.

3. Free Shots: These two hot girls wearing black tank tops, black shorts and knee-high red, furry socks approached us with free shots. The music was loud, so I yelled, "What's in them!?" The blonde just smiled absently, while the brunette went into this 2-minute explanation. Unfortunately, I couldn't hear a single word she said because of the music blaring in the background. I just took one, yelled "thanks" and shoved the concoction into my mouth. It was quite good.

I wanted to note these two girls because the smoking-hot brunette with two sugar daddies from before joined them in a similar outfit at midnight. I guess she was a Coyote Ugly employee as well, but was taking a break or something at the bar across the street.

Something I noticed about Sugar Double Daughter was that she was tiny as hell. I didn't pick up on this at the other bar because she was sitting down the whole time, but it was quite appalling how short she was. She was still super hot, but Charlie and I guessed that she ranged between 4-foot-8 and 4-foot-11. That's when I decided to dub her Tyrion's Girlfriend.

I'll have more on Tyrion's Girlfriend in the next entry as well.

4. The Two-Legged Dog: Coyote Ugly had some contests throughout the night where two girls would have a competition of some sort on the bar, and the champion would win a round of shots for their party. One of these contests saw a slightly chubby girl wearing a dress (a bit hot by Philly standards) and a black chick with a Justin Bieber lesbian haircut begin at the opposite end of the bar. The bartender, an unbelievably hot brunette, told them they had to crawl over to the center like a dog and take a shot without using their arms.

The bartender signaled them to begin. The black chick crawled quickly to the center and attempted to drink the shot. Unfortunately, she knocked the glass over. The slightly chubby girl, meanwhile, was having issues. When she heard "without your arms," she thought she had to crawl to the center of the bar only using her legs. She moved an inch every 10 seconds until the bartender had to tell her that using her arms to crawl was OK.

What an idiot. When she heard "crawl over like a dog," why did she assume she could only use her legs? When she saw the black chick crawling over with all four limbs, it didn't occur to her that this might be OK? She managed to win the competition, but only because the black chick was a slob. Next time, black chick, don't get a Justin Bieber lesbian haircut.

5. Fat Native American: As all of this was going on, most of the men at Coyote Ugly were watching the hot women dance around on the bar. I said "most" because a fat Native American dude was sitting at one of the tables in the back. Throughout the night, random guys would come over and challenge each other to an arm wrestling competition, and the fat Native American would sit there, observe and officiate.

I have no idea why anyone would go to a Coyote Ugly to watch people arm wrestle, but to each his own, I guess. Perhaps he was so thrilled that the bathroom attendant also called him a "VIP" that he decided to make Coyote Ugly his prominent hangout.

At any rate, Charlie said I should check out one more place prior to heading back. It was a bar called Gaspar's Grotto. The interior was cool - there was pirate stuff all over the place and there was a beer pong table in the center of the bar - but the crowd wasn't nearly as good as the one at Coyote Ugly. There was only one hot chick there, and she wore a red dress that resembled a towel of some sort. The rest of the patrons were trashy-looking fat people with tattoos.

What made this bar worse is that Charlie and I had to wait 15 minutes for a drink. I am not exaggerating. We stood there like dumba**es, waiting for the two bartenders. I did the old trick - hold out a $20 bill and look them straight in the eye - but it didn't work. I yelled "excuse me," but nothing. At one point, the female bartender, an attractive girl wearing short jeans shorts, looked at me and said "one second," but she didn't come back until five minutes later. It was ridiculous.

We finally received our drinks. I considered not tipping her at all, but she said "I'll make this extra strong," and poured a ton of Seagram's into the glass. I placed the standard $1 per drink on the bar when a black guy next to me nudged me.

Black Guy: Cigarette?

Me: Nah, I don't have one.

Black Guy: Not what I'm asking. Wanna smoke cigarettes with me?

Me: Umm... what?

Black Guy: Let's go smoke cigarettes.

Me: Nah, that's OK, I'm not trying to get cancer.

OK, so I'm not sure if the black bathroom attendant wanted to bang me, but this black man most certainly did. Ugh. Why did I get hit on by more black dudes than woman on this particular night?

The situation at Gaspar's Grotto only got weirder after that. I told Charlie I wanted to stand by the beer pong table so I could call next. The current game that was going on featured two fat chicks on one side and a tattooed-up dude and a semi-cute redhead on the other. I didn't want to interrupt the guy's game, so I asked the fat girls about having next.

Me: Who's playing next?

Fat Chick: This is the last game. I can't believe he's doing this to me!

Me: Who's doing what to you?

Fat Chick: That guy on the other side of the table is my boyfriend and he's flirting with that girl!

Fat Chick No. 2: Yeah he's totally flirting with her!

Me: Why aren't you playing with him then?

Fat Chick: He said he wanted to play with that girl instead of me!

Me: Does he even know her at all?

Fat Chick: No! He just met her! He said he didn't want to play with me and wanted to play with her instead!

Me: That's kind of weird.

Fat Chick: Yeah! He's not getting any tonight, that's for sure!

Perhaps that was his plan all along. If so, genius.

The game ended with the guy and semi-cute redhead prevailing. I wanted to challenge them, but everyone cleared away from the table. That's when a weird-looking man with a shaved head, dark eyes and earrings approached me.

Weird Dude: We're closing down now, bro. Head up to the front and finish your drink.

Me: You're closing now? It's only 12:40.

Weird Dude: Yeah. Head to the front and finish your drink. I want you to finish your drink, but do it up front.

The hell? What sort of bar closes at 12:40 in a city where last call is at 2:30? It'd be one thing if the place was completely empty, but there were a good 25-30 people in there at the time. Why lose all of that business?

Charlie and I sat down. The 7 and 7 I had was a bit difficult to drink because the bartender made it super strong, but I was getting there. Unfortunately, I was not doing this quickly enough.

Weird Dude: Need a nipple, bro?

Me: What?

Weird Dude: I said, need a nipple, bro?

Me: I heard what you said. I don't understand why you're saying it.

Weird Dude: Because you're nursing the s*** out of that drink, bro.

I thought he wanted me to finish my drink? So, just because I waited 15 minutes for my beverage meant that I had to chug it and then leave? What the hell sort of operation is this?

Weird Dude walked away but came back three minutes later. He didn't say anything, but I could sense him standing behind me. I was so pissed off about what was going on that I decided to drink my 7 and 7 extra slowly. He finally spoke up.

Weird Dude: Don't make me throw you out, bro.

Me: But I'm finishing my drink like you said.

Weird Dude: We need to clear out, bro.

Me: Why? Why are you closing so early?

Weird Dude: Management decision, bro. We need to clear out, and you have to go now.

Me: I waited 15 minutes for this drink. I should be able to finish it.

Weird Dude: I want you to finish your drink. But you better finish it now, or I'll kick you out, bro.

Umm... contradictory much? Again, what sort of bar closes before 1 a.m. when last call in Tampa is normally at 2:30 or so?

My best guess? The aforementioned black guy offered to smoke cigarettes with the owner, who accepted his invitation. They needed the bar cleared out because they wanted to "smoke cigarettes" on the beer pong table. I guess the term "Trampa Bay" doesn't apply to just women.


Friday: Jerks of the Beach and Bar

Coming next week! This includes:

  • More from Tyrion's Girlfriend
  • The Serial Killer
  • A girl wearing just a black thong




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    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 17, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2015: Walt Goes to Vegas - Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2015: Cookies, Chips and Bombs
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2015: Stupid People in My Neighborhood
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2015: Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 2
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2015: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Part 1
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2015: The Philadelphia Writers' Conference - 2015 Edition
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2015: Tales from the Baby Pool
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2015: Uzbekistan
    Jerks of the Week - June 1, 2015: Memorial Day Grocery Shopping at Giant
    Jerks of the Week - May 25, 2015: A Tale of Four Neighborhoods: Con Artists, Dog Poop and a Stolen Watch
    Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2015: Roger Goodell
    Jerks of the Week - May 18, 2015: Catching Up on Gym Jerks: Two Abominations, Two Creeps and a Monster
    Jerks of the Week - May 11, 2015: A Racist, a Woman-Beater and a Horse - the Greatest Sports Day Ever
    Jerks of the Week - May 4, 2015: Puppy-Training Classes
    Jerks of the Week - April 27, 2015: Gym Jerks - with Pictures!
    Jerks of the Week - April 20, 2015: It Follows
    Jerks of the Week - April 13, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes - Part II
    Jerks of the Week - April 6, 2015: Bottom Dollar Closes - Part I
    Jerks of the Week - March 30, 2015: April Fools and April Truths III
    Jerks of the Week - March 23, 2015: The Old Man, the Heroic Man, and the Desperate Man
    Jerks of the Week - March 16, 2015: The News: Predators, Mushrooms, the Weather and the Undead
    Jerks of the Week - March 9, 2015: Valentine's Day Gifts
    Jerks of the Week - March 2, 2015: Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 23, 2015: Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 16, 2015: Return to Kyoto - The Japanese Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 9, 2015: Jerry Jackson
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 2, 2015: Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death - All at the Gym!
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 26, 2015: Going to the Flyers Game
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 19, 2015: Return to Parx Casino
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 12, 2015: Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 5, 2015: More Christmas Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 29, 2014: 2014, Year in Review
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 22, 2014: Jerks of Christmas Shopping, 2014
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 15, 2014: Idiots at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 8, 2014: Septa Train Zombies
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 1, 2014: Lifeguard Training Day
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 24, 2014: Too Many Cooks
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 17, 2014: Halloween and Orange Juice
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 10, 2014: Dunkin Donuts
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 3, 2014: Kyoto and Japanese Food
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 27, 2014: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 20, 2014: My Quest for a Lasagna Pan
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 13, 2014: Telling the Truth
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 6, 2014: Birthday Shopping at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 29, 2014: Dinners to Go
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 22, 2014: Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 15, 2014: All Waiters Hate Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 8, 2014: Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 1, 2014: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 25, 2014: Why True Blood Sucks
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 18, 2014: Selfies and Spammers
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 11, 2014: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 4, 2014: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014
    Jerks of the Week - July 28, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 3 - Jerks of the Hotel and Ybor
    Jerks of the Week - July 21, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 2 - Jerks of Disney World
    Jerks of the Week - July 14, 2014: The Tampa Trilogy, 2014: Part 1 - Philadelphia International Airport
    Jerks of the Week - July 7, 2014: Dumb Kids, an Old Pervert and a Lunatic
    Jerks of the Week - June 30, 2014: Girl Meets World, Sushi and Soccer
    Jerks of the Week - June 23, 2014: Therapy Pool Abominations
    Jerks of the Week - June 16, 2014: Sprint Framily Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - June 9, 2014: Jerks of the DMV
    Jerks of the Week - June 2, 2014: Five-Year Anniversary: 50 Apologies
    Jerks of the Week - May 26, 2014: Night of the Six Stink Eyes
    Jerks of the Week - May 19, 2014: Internet Idiots III
    Jerks of the Week - May 12, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 2
    Jerks of the Week - May 5, 2014: Hate Mail, Part 1
    Jerks of the Week - April 28, 2014: People Plotting My Death
    Jerks of the Week - April 21, 2014: How I Met My Cell Phone
    Jerks of the Week - April 14, 2014: Bad Omens Monday
    Jerks of the Week - April 7, 2014: Clothes Shopping
    Jerk of the Year - April 1, 2014: How I Met Your Mother Finale
    Jerks of the Week - March 31, 2014: April Fools and April Truths II
    Jerks of the Week - March 24, 2014: Downtown Business Meeting
    Jerks of the Week - March 17, 2014: Jerks of the Old Gym
    Jerks of the Week - March 10, 2014: Winter Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - March 3, 2014: Valentine's Day Commercials 2014
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 24, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 17, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 10, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 3, 2014: Cooking with Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 27, 2014: Just Wright
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 20, 2014: People Who Steal From Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 13, 2014: Snowed In and Going Insane
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 6, 2014: Christmas Shopping 2013
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 30, 2013: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 23, 2013: Toyotathon Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 16, 2013: My Elliptical - Struggles of a Fat Man
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 9, 2013: Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 2, 2013: AT&T It's Not Complicated Commercials Part 2
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 25, 2013: Pizza Gluttony
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 18, 2013: The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 11, 2013: Redskins Team Name Controversy
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 4, 2013: Jerk-of-Treaters
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 28, 2013: WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 21, 2013: Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 14, 2013: Cereal Trilogy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 7, 2013: Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 30, 2013: The Philadelphia Writers' Conference
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 23, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 16, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 9, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 2, 2013: Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 26, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 19, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 12, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 5, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 - The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head
    Jerks of the Week - July 29, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 - The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl
    Jerks of the Week - July 22, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 - First Beach Day and Two Nights Out
    Jerks of the Week - July 15, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 - Jerks at the Airport
    Jerks of the Week - July 8, 2013: Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers
    Jerks of the Week - July 1, 2013: Jerks of Election Day - Damsel in Distress
    Jerks of the Week - June 24, 2013: Attack of the White Trash Brigade
    Jerks of the Week - June 17, 2013: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows
    Jerks of the Week - June 10, 2013: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 3, 2013: The People We Saw at Kenny's
    Jerks of the Week - May 27, 2013: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2013: Internet Idiots II
    Jerks of the Week - May 13, 2013: Sunday Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - May 6, 2013: Jerks of the Housewarming Party
    Jerks of the Week - April 29, 2013: Hot Tub Adventures
    Jerks of the Week - April 22, 2013: Jerks of Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - April 15, 2013: Jerks of New Computer Day
    Jerks of the Week - April 8, 2013: Jerks of Walnut Grove
    Jerks of the Week - April 1, 2013: April Fools and April Truths
    Jerks of the Week - March 25, 2013: It's Not Complicated AT&T Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - March 18, 2013: My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room
    Jerks of the Week - March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013
    Jerks of the Week - March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They'll Be in 2020
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin's Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters' Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 19, 2012: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
    Jerk of the Year - Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
    Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight - Live Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
    Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
    Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
    Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
    Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
    Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
    Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
    Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
    Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
    Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
    Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
    Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
    Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
    Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
    Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
    Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
    Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick's Day
    Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear's Lover, Tanning Tax Man
    Jerks of the Week - March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin's Brother, Tango Stalker
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine's Day Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio's)
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
    Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
    Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
    Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
    Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
    Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
    Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
    Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
    Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
    Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
    Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
    Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
    Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
    Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
    Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
    Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
    Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Women's Basketball, Celebrity Man, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype, Ben Roethlisberger and His Accuser
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
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