Emmitt Smith’s 2026 NFL Mock Draft

Last update: Sometime in the month of 2026.
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I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again.

This is my 15st Emmitt mock draft. I can’t believe it’s been more than a centuarary already! Where has the times gone?

This is what a 2026 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don’t take this seriously, especially if you happen to be irritated by everything and have no sense of humor.

My real 2026 NFL Mock Draft – Emmitt’s 2025 Mock – Emmitt’s 2024 Mock – Emmitt’s 2023 Mock – Emmitt’s 2022 Mock – Emmitt’s 2021 Mock – Emmitt’s 2020 Mock – Emmitt’s 2019 Mock – Emmitt’s 2018 Mock – Emmitt’s 2017 Mock – Emmitt’s 2016 Mock – Emmitt’s 2015 Mock – Emmitt’s 2014 Mock – Emmitt’s 2013 Mock – Emmitt’s 2012 Mock – Emmitt’s 2011 Mock –

A reminder of what we’ve been missing on Emmitt-less ESPN.

Emmitt Smith’s 2026 NFL Mock Draft: Picks 1-16

Detroit Lions: Caleb Lamp, OT, Utah
The Lion becomed a team that is a personal favorite of mined. I do not knowed if I ever play for them when I play foosball in the National Football League of Football because the cover up the animal on my helmet with a blue star probably because I a special player. They do the same for Troy Aikmanning and Michael Irving so we never knowned what animal we play for. It would be a privilege to play for a lion because he king of the jumble. You can say that in the animal world, the lion are the one who won the game of thorns.

Minnesota Vikings: Garrett Cheeseburger, QB, LSU
I read that WalterFoosball web site report that the Viking reach out to the Bengal and ask him if Jed Barrel available for trade. Bengal apparently offer third-round pick, but the Viking say no because the price too steepness. A lot of people don’t belief the Viking try to make a trade for a quarterback because he never gonna try to reach out and try to get better at quarterback but I bag to differ. The Viking old quarterback JoJo McCartney a pre Madonna which mean he like Madonna before she got infamous and so the Viking gotta try to get another quarterback like Gary Cheesburger who disappointmented in tiger school last year.

Carolina Panthers: Canyon Sundiq, TE, Oregon
The Panther need a tied end and Canyon Sundiq name remind me of the Grand Canyon which is a hole in the ground in the city of Arizona. It becomed when a meteor came from outer space and crash into the planet and it is because of this meteor that dinosaur all die because the crash made lava come from the ground and burn them all alife.

Dallas Cowboys: Monseiur Delame, CB, LSU
When people say that the Conference of Leagues of Football have a diversity problem, I am in complete agreementation. According to my research there have never been a French guy who play football because they very suppressed people but now Monseiur Delame coming to play football, so the French people finally gonna have someone who can represent them since the one guy who made France Fries. Maybe Monsieur Delame gonna make France Fries for everybody in the locker room to welcome everybody to his culture.

Pittsburgh Steelers: Kendric Faulk, RB, Auburn
We does not knows where House Falk loyalty lie in the war between House Emmitt and House Slanders versus bad guy, but if Kendric Falk anything like his father, Martian Falk, he gonna be a great running back for his new team, the Steeler, who sign a guy name Ricky Doodle Doo. If your parent name you after a chicken, then you probably gonna play like a chicken.

Los Angeles Chargers: Carlton Banks, DT, Florida
Nothing pleasededed more than when I sawed Carlton Banks on the draft list. I watch the Fresh Prince of Beth Airs when I was a kid, and it was one of the best show in the television. Carlton a straight edge guy who the son of Uncle Phil who is a guy who wear robe in the cork room, which is how he was allow to evade arrestment when he kill his wife and replaceded her with another woman with the same name. Nobody figure out the mysteryism of the Murder of Beth Airs except me, and I think Carlton Banks have something to doode with it. Maybe the murder gonna comed to light and it gonna knock Carlton Banks down a bit in the draft, so that why he going 22th instead of 11rd.

Philadelphia Eagles: A.J. Hallacy, WR, LSU
Alligator school and Tiger school are second-worstest enemy behind Alligator school and Bulldog school, but I gonna be the better persons and settle out differents with these pick, and not just because I think the bigger people but because this pick make so much sensitivity. The Eagle bound to be trade A.J. Brown, and his departurism gonna be a big lost for Jalen Hearse. Why then do the Eagle not get his replacement and twin brother or cousin A.J. Hallacy, who we knowed is the twin brother or twin cousin to A.J. Browns because they both name A.J., and anyone who name A.J. all kin to each others.

Cleveland Browns: Molroe Freezing, OT, Georgia
Speaking of the Bulldog school, here he is. Bulldog school produce good football player, but let face it. He do not produce scholar like Alligator school. I a perfect example because I am 100 percent literacy and a test I taked show that I can read on a second-grade level, which really great because the old saying go that first is the worse and second is the bestest, so my reading level bestor than anybody who comed from Bulldog school. They probably do not even learnt what one plus one equal. At Alligator school, they teached us this, and one plus one equal one one, but I disgress. Molroe Freezing gonna be a good player for Brown, but he not knowed what one plus one equal.

Chicago Bears: Cold Payton, QB, North Dakota State
Caleb Johnson have a terrible rookie year so I thinked then that he a major bust. I felled for it hook line and stinker. Caleb Johnson play bester last season but maybe the Bear forget, so maybe he gonna draft another quarterback. If that do happen, Cold Payton really stand out to me. Cold Payton play in the cold before because his name Cold, and his last name Payton, so he could be the long-losted son of Peyton Manning.

Buffalo Bills: Denzel Boston, WR, Washington
I founded it amazing that the Buffalo steal D.J. Smore from the Bear, and they do not have to gived up these pick. If the Buffalo can get away from highray robbery with D.J. Smores then what else do he do that unlegal? Dided they also stealington Josh Allen or James Crook? Maybe James Crook name himselfs that on purpose because he knowed that the Buffalo stolened him. Something else I think about is that first we have Denzel Washington and now we have Denzel Boston, so are it possible that there a Denzel for every state? Next think you know there gonna be Denzel Chicago, Denzel Philabelphia and Denzel State Where Alligator School located.

San Francisco 49ers: Vegas Money, G, Penn State
When I play football in the Conference of Leagues, nobody could ever betted on game. It was unheardeded of. Now, everybody bet side, total, and parabola. So it only a manner of time that somebody who name Vegas Money comed along and enter draft. Vegas Money would of been real controversy in my day but now nobody pay him no mind. If you say football can be rig then you a conspiracy theory. Another conspiracy theory I has is that all offense linemen the same, no manner what the position. Tackle, center, guard, and bishop all the same and they can play any position they please, so even though Vegas Money listed at guard, he can play tackle if Tyranosaurs William retiremented, or bishop if Bobby Trampoline retiremented.
Houston Texans: Captain Sabbin, S, Alabama
The Texas have a great defense and that is because he always draft guy from Elephant school, which knowed for his great defense because Nick Saber a great coach and he once again dided a great job with these group of defensemen guys. Captain Sabbin sound like a great safety and the Texas need a safety, but when I try to look up film on Ask Jeaves to see how he play, all I see are video of old guy inviting pretty woman wearing bikini onto his boat. If I has a boat, I would probably do the same thing, but what do this have to do with the great Elephant school safety Captain Sabbin?

Kansas City Chiefs: K.C. Conception, WR, Texas A&M
This the most obviousness pick in the draft. Not only do the Chief fill a big need at receiver with this guy, he also getted to draft a guy name after the city. K.C. stand for Kansas City, so Kansas City Conception destiny is to play for the Chief. The only problem is timing because Patrick Melholmes coming off a ton ACL so Kansas City Concpetions gonna have to wait five year to play with Melholmes which could be approximately five month.

Miami Dolphins: Avian Terrible, CB, Clemson
I hearded that Avian Terrible have a brother or a sister in the Football League of Football, so I look on Ask Jeaves again which player Terrible in the game, and he telled me that it either JackMarcus Ruskell or Ryan Leaf. JackMarcus Ruskell was draft as a quarterback but he got so fat that he have to move to either tackle or bishop, and Ryan Tree sound like a fake player to me because I never hearded of him, and nobody I ever meeted have a better memorize than me. If you don’t belief me, I rememberment in my brain how to count from one to 10 without looking at my notebook for hint.

New England Patriots: Mike Washington, RB, Arkansas
This pick not surprise because the Patriot gonna draft a running back from Pig school, who never produce a good running back ever since Darren McFat disappointmented, or that Mike Washington probably the brother of either Denzel Washington or Denzel Boston. What really surprising is that Donna Marie Russia not reporting it before myselves. People take picture of Donna Marie Russia and Mike Verbal having sexualisms in the hot tub which a real problem for nationals securities because Russia the enemy because news on TV say that he conclude with our election when Donald Trunk won president. If this true, then Donna Marie Russia need to be removal from Patriot and Mike Verbal need to be under investigationism.

Seattle Seahawks: Brandon Cisko, CB, South Carolina
I did not think I would have a player from Chicken school but Brandy Ciscko the final pick of these immaculate mark draft. Brandon Ciscko the twin cousin of the singer Cisko who sing about thong that one time. I did not knowed what thong was until I lookeded on Ask Jeaves. It show picture of small underwear. I did not thinked these look comfortableness but if everybody wearing them then who am I to buck the trend so I order a dozen thong for myselves and I wear them all the times. They not very comfortablness and they very tighty but at least when I make a fart it do not make a sound. Fart is a burp that go out the butt.

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