Emmitt Smith’s 2025 NFL Mock Draft – Picks 17-32

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I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again. This is my 15st Emmitt mock draft. I can’t believe it’s been more than a centuarary already! Where has the times gone? This is what a 2025 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don’t take this seriously, especially if you happen to be irritated by everything and have no sense of humor. My real 2025 NFL Mock Draft – Emmitt’s 2024 Mock – Emmitt’s 2023 Mock – Emmitt’s 2022 Mock – Emmitt’s 2021 Mock – Emmitt’s 2020 Mock – Emmitt’s 2019 Mock – Emmitt’s 2018 Mock – Emmitt’s 2017 Mock – Emmitt’s 2016 Mock – Emmitt’s 2015 Mock – Emmitt’s 2014 Mock – Emmitt’s 2013 Mock – Emmitt’s 2012 Mock – Emmitt’s 2011 Mock –

A reminder of what we’ve been missing on Emmitt-less ESPN.

Emmitt Smith’s 2024 NFL Mock Draft: Picks 1-16

17. Cincinnati Bengals: Luther Burglar, WR, Missouri
    Joe Barrel last year feel the thrill of victory and the agony of the feet. He winned a lot of game late in the season, but he mist the doggone playoff because the other team cheat and had more winneds. And you know what they say about cheaters. They never prospect, which is why he the fastest guy in the jungle. Now, thing can go bad to worster for the Bengal because he might lost Tee Hoskins so the Bengal probably gonna try to get Luther Burglar because he can stop Tee Hopkins from getting stoleninged.
    
    
18. Seattle Seahawks: Quinn Sewers, QB, Texas
    The Seahawk my dark horse for draft a quarterback. A dark horse, for those of you who do not knowed is a horse who is dark. The Seahawk have Geno Jones at quarterback but he, as they say, a little long in the mouth and over the mountain. He probably gonna have to go into retardedment in the near future, which is a saying for the future that happen to be nearby.
    
    
19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Isaiah Bond, WR, Texas
    The Buccaneer are knowned for their great catchy like Mike Evans and Chris Evans. But the ladder headed for free agencing so this mean that some team probably gonna stolened him from him, so so maybe the Buccaneer gonna try to draft Isaiah Bond, who sound like he named after the villain in the movie, James Blond. He a international superhero who try to save America and also have sexual with girl he meet on his adventure. I consider trying out to be the next James Blond, but the Hollywood producer say that I am not female or young enough to have sexual with, but he probably mistaken because young people not suppose to have sexual.
    
    
20. Denver Broncos: Emmitt Snow Jr., RB, Florida
    I did it. I so happy that I do not forgetted my second son, the fruit of my second loom, who I think can be a great running back in the National Conference of Leagues. Emmitt Snow Jr. my bastard I have with a women the one time I forgetted the vowels I said before I getted marry. My wife forgivened myselves, but she all ways angry and Emmitt Snow Jr., and she gived him the idea to go serve at the Great Wall of Japan so he can keep the white walker out from carousing trouble. White walker is a white guy who walk around the neighborhood.
    
    
21. Pittsburgh Steelers: Eric Aluminum, WR, Stanford
    The Steeler have not been the same since they have the Killer B’s. Those stand for Big Ben Roethlisuper, Le’veon Ball, and Hinds Ward. I not sure why they call the Killer B’s, but probably because the Steeler wear black and gold, which happen to be the color of B’s, which a real scary inspect. The Steeler have a great quarterblack name Ruskell Wilkins who wonned a lot of championship, and Nacho Harris a good running back, so he just misting a catchy guy and Eric Aluminum sound like he gonna be real good player.
    
    
22. Los Angeles Chargers: Tiger Warren, TE, Penn State
    The Charger make a big missed steak last month when he draft Joe Alt over Malik Neighbor. First of all, you never draft a linemen over a catchy guy unless the catchy guy is suck which not the case with Neighbor. And most of all, Alt remind you of the button on the computer who do nothing. I press him a lot and nothing happen. Why this button even here! The Charger need to gived Philip Rivers a good tied end or he never gonna reach his potentials. We have a good tied end when I play name Gay Novacheck, and it is time for the Charger to have one.
    
    
23. Green Bay Packers: Kaden Panthers, WR, Maryland
    Christian Watson dad one of my beast friend. He all ways yelling at people on Twigger who say his son are suck and all ways injury. To argue with Christian Watkins dad an exercuse in fertility because the dad all ways knowed what best for his son. But now Chriskin Watkin really injury and he gonna missed signifricant time, so the Packer probably gonna draft Kidding Panthers who parents name him after the Carolina Tiger football team. And as the old saying go, you cannot change the spot of a tiger.
    
    
24. Minnesota Vikings: Ollie Gordon, RB, Oklahoma State
    It seem like Aaron Jones not going to be on the team any longer, which seem like the Viking are cutting off the nose despite his face. I am at a lossed for word and how big of a miss steak this gonna be. If you has a good running back, then you pay him however much money he ask for, no question or answer asked. Even if he rob you at gum point, you gived him all your money because he definitely gonna produce big thing for you, so he gonna pay you back in divinmends.
    
    
25. Houston Texans: Greg Zabel, OT/G/C, North Dakota State
    I all ways very confusion about some of these college name. Whenever a college have a state in his name but he not really a state, why he call state? For examples, Ball State. I tooked a geogology class when I went to the University of State Florida, and of the 75 state in the United State, not one of them name Ball because I would have remember these. Same thing with North Dakota State. Every body hearded of South Dakota, but North Dakota a flingment of our imgainatory like mermaid, dragon, and Native American. But I digest because the Texan really need to help find blocking guy for C.K. Sprout, who suffer a sophomore shrunk last year.
    
    
26. St. Louis Rams: Arch Manning, QB, Texas
    News break that Matthew Stanford going to retiremented so the Ram need a new quarterback. When I hear that Peyton Manning son, Arch Manning, going to come to the Nation League of Football, I real excitement because Peyton Manning was real good when he beat Brady in the Super Game four time twice. Arch Manning have all the blessing that Peyton Manning have, and his first name Arch, which I look up in the dictionarysaurus and he say arch are the thing in the city of St. Louis, the city of angel. So the Ram if he draft Arch Manning he probably going to have to go back to his root and go back to the city of St. Louis and become the St. Louis Blues again.
    
    
27. Baltimore Ravens: Ryan Fitzgerald, K, Florida State
    Two kindred in a row make me hope that one of my son get draft. First, we has Peyton Manning son, Arch. Now, we have Larry Fitzgerald son, Ryan. I know Ryan a kicker, but the Raven famous for great kicker like Matt Slover and Justin Trucker. But speak of the devil, Justin Trucker get into trouble because he try to have sexual with girl who give massage, and that profession called mashoes. Mashoes the proudest professionism known to menkind because they gived up sexual to be one with our lord and saver, so I am at a loss of word for how Justin Trucker behave against these women of god.
    
    
28. Detroit Lions: Grant Nussenberger, QB, LSU
    Everybody say that Jared Golf a great quarterback but whenever I watch him play, all he do are throw pass intersections. He has five of them versus the Redskin in the playoff lost. If I had five finger on my hand, I could maybe count to the number of pass intersection he have. Even if Jared Golf have a great season from game I do not seened, he make a classic mist steak of resting on his Laurens, which usually gonna lead to getting debacled in important game, so the Lion have to find a respacement.
    
    
29. Washington Redskins: Emeka Egbeka, WR, Ohio State
    Jaden Donalds have a really special rookie season last week. What make it real special is that he have no one to throw to beside Terry McScary. Everybody else is suck. Noah Brown, Dynamite Brown, Orlando Zarchishisas. Fart Monk. All guy who are consider big trash that they can lived with Oscar the Pouch in that documentary call Sesame Road. I try watch this show, but they sometime lost me when they start count because I do not has enough finger on my hand to count as high as they go, so that is how you know you watching some really high-level intelligent show.
    
    
30. Buffalo Bills: Travis Punter, CB/WR/P, Colorado
    When I heard that my good friend Dan Sanders coach a guy who can play offense and defensemen I assume one of his son was the guy. Travis Punter not the blood son of Donald Sander but maybe he adopted son and he gotted the talent from his steep father through osnoseis. I read a lot of mark draft who have Travis Punter going early but I do not understand these. There are a lot of running back to fit in and Travis is a punter and I never seened a punter go in the first round, but maybe this a special case where he defines the odds.
    
    
31. Kansas City Chiefs: Colston Loveboat, TE, Michigan
    Travis Kelce have a terrible performance in the Super Game. When I say this criticisms of Kelce, everybody say that I just try to make him a scape ghost. I does not belief in the great beyond, except for my great-great grandfather Emmitt XIII the Smith Sr. who haunt the attic of my house, so I very offensived when people try to convince me that Kelce is a scape ghost. He is alife, and he even have a girlfriend name Tyler Swift, who is a pop star. I do not knowed what pop star mean, but I assume it have something to do with pop corn.
    
    
32. Philadelphia Eagles: Demetrian Knight, LB, South Carolina
    This pick make a lot of scent to me. Not only the Eagle in famous for drafting a lot of linebacker in the first round, but he also make such great move all the times that it all most like he see the future like a fortune cookie teller. Or maybe Howie Rosemont just really good at the game of chest. If he love chest, then maybe he gonna love Demetrian Knight, who name after the chest piece knight who are a little horsie. Before I learneded how to play chest, I did not knowed that a knight and horsie mean the same thing, or a fancy word for that is called cinnamon. Now whenever I see horsie, I call them knight. Some people look at me strangefulnessly but they just not knowed about the game of chest, which a thinking man game which why I love to play them.
    
    I would like to thanks every body for reading my mark draft 2025. I put a lot of blood, sweat and cry into him so I appreciate you taking the times to read it, and please don’t forgetted to share him on social mediums.
    
    


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