Emmitt Smith’s 2022 NFL Mock Draft – Picks 17-32

Last update: Sometime in the month of 2022.
Next update: Who in God name would update the mark draft lot of time?

I’ve been writing Emmitt Smith mock drafts ever since ESPN unjustly fired him. My reasoning was that we all missed Emmitt’s grammatically flawed analysis on the “Worldwide Leader,” and I was protesting ESPN terminating his contract. Emmitt was definitely the highlight of my Sunday mornings, and America deserves to hear him once again.

This is my 13st Emmitt mock draft. I can’t believe it’s been more than a centuarary already! Where have the time gone?

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Emmitt Smith’s 2022 NFL Mock Draft: Picks 1-16

Los Angeles Chargers: Drake Johnson, DE, USC
The Charger was fun to watch in the month of 2021 because he score a lot of point. It is ashamed that the Charger need to tie in the final game to make the playoff. If the Charger losted, he not going to make the playoff, and if he winned the game, he not going to make the playoff either. He need to tie, which really hard but it all most happen.

Maybe this obviousness to say but if the Charger have a better team then maybe he not gonna need a tie to make the playoff. Drake Johnson could help because the Charger need all the help he can give when it come to pressure the quarterback because he play against Patrick Holmes twice per month.

New Orleans Saints: John Mitchell, WR, Alabama
Was it a pigment of my imagination, or do the Saints play worser when Drew Brees retirement? The Saint not score as many point, but he play better defense, which probably happen because Drew Brees really bad at defense.

If the Saint want both good offense and good defense, he gonna add a receiver to the team so Tyson Hill play better next time. The Saint pay a lot of money to Tyson Hill, but he worth it because while he not as good as quarterback as Drew Brees, he better at defense.
Philadelphia Eagles: Aqua Class, QB, Alabama A&M
I change my mine about Jalen Harms. He probably the worstest quarterback in the conference except for Lawrence Taylor, so he need to be release. He need to make like a leaf and tree.

This a very interesting prospect. Aqua Class a quarterback from Alabama A&M, which I did not knowed was even a real school until today. But why they stealed A&M from Texas A&M? Could they not comed up with different alphabet at the end of the name? If I was the president of Alabama A&M college, I would change my name to Alabama F&U. F&U stand for football and umbrella, my two favorite thing.

Pittsburgh Steelers: Chase And Hides, G, LSU
Some people say that Ben Roblisberger a little long in the mouth, or he way past his pride. But what if his struggle asymptomatic of how bad his protect have been over the past couple of decade? The Steeler need to make sure Big Bang have as much protectioned as possibles, so this pick need to be use on an offensemen linemen.

Chase And Hides remind me of a game I use to play when I was a young children call Hide and Go Chase. To be honestly, this the only reason I putted him in this mark draft. I never hear of this guy before I begin this project.
New England Patriots: Kevin Thibodeaux, DE/OLB, Oregon
The Patriot surprise everyone when he draft McDonald last draft, but he turn out to be a great quarterback, probably even better than Tom Brady was when he was a rookie. And Tom Brady the GOAT, which stand for best quarterback ever.

Kevin Thibodeaux can help the Patriots play good defense. He probably the grandson of Tom Thibodeaux, who happen to be the head coach of the New York Knickerbloggers. I love use to watch the Knickerbloggers in the 90s when they have Patrick UTurn, John Sparks and Charles Oaktree.

Las Vegas Raiders: When’Dale Robinson, WR, Kentucky
I can’t not belif what happened to Harry Ruggs. He got caughted with his e-mail saying racism and homophonic thing about the commissioner of the League of National Football, Roger Goldman. He deserve to be punishment, so I’m glad he got fire. Roger Goldman a class axe.

When’Dale Robinson can replacement Harry Ruggs because he fast like Ruggs was when he was alife. When’Dale Robinson remind me of the five W’s you learn in school when you ask question: Who, What, Where, How and What?
Arizona Cardinals: Kenneth Welker, RB, Michigan State
Tyler Murray real frustration with the Cardinal, so what management can do to absolve this problem is give a running back to the quarterback. The running back the best friend to a quarterback. For examples, I always go to Troy Aiken house for dinner, even when he not ask me to comed. He always yawning and saying it’s late, and his wife always glance at front door, but I know that Troy want me there because I his best friend.

Kenneth Welker a real good running back, and he also have bloodline because he happen to be the twin son of West Welker, the former receiver of the Patriot.

Dallas Cowboys: Tyrant Smith, OT, Tulsa
And now we comed to my favorite team, the Cowboy, which happen to be after my other formal team, the Cardinal. This happen to be another ironic, so maybe Atlantis Morsette gonna include this lyric in her new song, Ironic II.

The Cowboy need help with the offensemen linemen because Tyrant Smith gonna go into retiremented soon. As it so happen, there happen to be another offensemen linemen call Tyrant Smith. I not sure if they happen to be the same person, but if they is, this could be an episode of the Twinight Zones.
Buffalo Bills: Coby Bryant, CB, Cincinnati
Did anyone else watch the Chief debacle the Bill in overtime during the doggone playoff? The Bill have no defensemen, so he need to add those, and one of the best defensemen happen to be Coby Bryant, who happen to be the reincarboration of Kobe Bryant, the basketball player who play for the Los Angeles Laker. I thought when Kobe Bryant gonna get reincarborationed, he gonna be a basketball player again, but apparently he want to change his vacation.

Tennessee Titans: Chase Garbage, QB, California
If you cut a tree and look at the ring, he gonna tell you how many day he alife. If you cut Julio Jones and cut the ring inside him, you probably gonna get a lot of ring. The biggest number anybody have ever count to is 100, so Julio Jones probably have 100 ring, which mean he 100 day old, which probably mean he like 85 year old. It’s high tide for the Titan to get a new quarterback because Ryan Tannyheal horrible in the doggone playoff. What this have to do with Julio Johnson, I has no idea.

I look at the list of player available for this draft, and one name stick out to me: Chase Garbage from the city of California. Garbage another word for trash, but if he trash, then why he available for the draft? Everybody who go to the draft happen to be a great player so maybe Chase Garbage actually really Chase Treasure in disguise, but he do not want anyone to knowed that he a good player because it a secret to everybody.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Drake London, WR, USC
The Buccaneer in a real pickle, which my favorite fruit. Antonius Brown no longer with the team because it illegal to take off your shirt on football field, and Chris Goblin suffer injury, so he may not be ready to play when the season begin. The Buccaneer use to have an embarrassment of rices at receiver but now he only have one, Mike Evans and O.J. Harvard!

Drake London name after one of the countries in Europe. There happen to be a lot of country in Europe like England, London, Europe, and probably two more I can’t not remember.

Green Bay Packers: Chris Olive, WR, Ohio State
Aaron Rodger say he gonna comed back to the Packer, but what if he lying? There a chance that Aaron Rodger a combustable liar, and if this the case, then you can never trust anything he say. This remind me of a riddle, if you come to a spoon in the road, and there are two guy and one always tell the true, and the other always lie, who do you ask for direction? The answer is to take out the map in your pocket and ask him where to go.

Maybe Aaron Rodger not going to be a combustable liar if the Packer finally give him a receiver weapon. The only receiver the Packer have on his roster happen to be Davante Adams, Allen Lizard and Valdes Scanting-Valdez.
Miami Dolphins: Tyler Badguy, RB, Missouri
Everybody want to get rid of Tuna Tagovagalagi, but maybe everyone need to give him a chanced. He do not have a running back at his disposable his entire career for the past decade. If a quarterback to not has a running back, there no way he can be successfulness. If Troy Aiken do not have your truly to help himselves, he probably the worstest quarterback. But if he have a great running back, then he great. This what you call a 22 catches.

I feel real bad for Tyler Badguy because if his name Tyler Goodguy, he probably gonna be a top-10 pick. But he at a disadvantagement because of his name, but maybe this a good thing because it mean he overcomed advertisement.
Kansas City Chiefs: Casa Bonitto, DE/OLB, Oklahoma
The Chief losted to the Bengal in the Super Game because he could not get any pressure on Joel Barrel, and Joel Barrel come up big in overtime. The Chief need to get more pressure on the quarterback, so this never happen again, and then they can win a lot of championship with Patrick Holmes.

Casa Bonitto remind me of my favorite restaurant, Casa Bonitto. This a magical place that have pirate cave, waterfall diver and fat kid in blue hat.
Cincinnati Bengals: Nick Petit-Fire, OT, Ohio State
If Joel Barrow have time in the packet during the Super Game, he definitely beat the Ram, but he do not have time to find Teabag Higgins for touched down. This pick obvious, so the Bengal need to give Barrel offensemen linemen.

Nick Petit-Fire from the city of France. I do not speak France language, but when I go to the library which I say earlier, I find a French-English dictionary so I can finally know the define of his name. Petit mean small, and fire mean fire, so Nick Petit-Fire name when translation from English to French mean Small Fires. I think I waste my time in the library.

Detroit Lions: Kyle Hamilton, S, Notre Dame
The draft almost start with the Lion, and it end with the Lion, so we come full square. The Lion need to add to their defense because they play in a conference that include Aaron Rodger, Kirk Cousin and the quarterback on the Bear I forgetted his name.

Kyle Hamilton a real good player who could be the first pick, but people does not know if he play safety or lineblocker. I think he can play both at the same times if a team make a clone of himselves. Kyle Hamilton name after the movie Hamilton, the guy who kill Abraham Lincoln in the Civics War.

Welcome you for reading my mock draft. I work real hard on this 2022 draft mock, it probably take me three decade to start, and three decade to finish, plus the five day I spented at the library. This a real long time, probably like eight year, or maybe six month, so I appreciation you reading the work of my blood, sweat and cry.