Jerks of the Week - April 1, 2022





Jerks of the Week: April 1, 2022


Jerks of the Week: April Fools and April Truths X: The Magical Ride

It feels odd to begin an April Fools and April Truths entry without explaining why I failed to contact Jonathan Frakes to help me recite some of the key questions in the entry. That is, of course, because after long last, Frakes helped me do it last year:

JONATHAN FRAKES FINALLY JOINS APRIL FOOLS AND APRIL TRUTHS!

If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, allow me to explain. Each April Fool's Day, I post several stories in my Jerks of the Week entry. Some of them are true, while others are fabrications. I don't specify which of them really happened until the end of the entry where you can find the answer key. The fun of it is guessing if it's a real story, however, much like episodes of a TV show from the 90s called Fact or Fiction. In it, Frakes, the man who played Commander William Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation, hosted an hourlong program featuring creepy tales that may or may not have been true. At the end of each segment, Frakes would pop on screen and ask the audience if it thought the story was true or not, only he would do so with a cheesy pun, like these:



I promised for Frakes to read my own cheesy puns for nearly a decade, and I finally delivered last year. This was one of the proudest achievements of my life.

I've decided not to bother Frakes this year, though I'll admit that part of my reluctance stems from him telling me to wear ineffective cloth on my face and inject myself with hazardous government substances. This was a big disappointment from a man I revered throughout my childhood.

Nevertheless, April Fools and April Truths will live on for its 10th edition, albeit with a twist. Rather than posting five or six stories, I'm going to type up a longer, single story. Parts of the story may be true. Parts may be false. Then again, the entire thing could be true or a complete fabrication. I'll ask you what you think is real or not, and as always, the answer key will be at the bottom. Let's begin!




I'm going to use fake names for everyone in this story except for myself. This includes a friend of mine at Penn State, whom I'll refer to as Jeff. In one class I took with Jeff during my senior year, we were the only upperclassmen in a 30-person room with all freshmen and sophomores. It was an introductory class of sorts, but both of us failed to take it earlier and we needed it to graduate. I didn't know Jeff ahead of this course, so it's funny that both of us were guilty of the same negligence.

It was quickly apparent that we were the two upperclassmen, and the younger students loved us. When we divided into groups, mine would often say to Jeff's group, "Our Walt is better than your Jeff!" And the other group would respond, "Our Jeff is better than your Walt!" I thought the other group was obviously wrong, and I despised Jeff at the time because he was my main competition to impress the freshmen and sophomores.

I never spoke to Jeff outside of the casual "what's up?" when we passed by each other, but that changed one fateful evening. I drove to Cici's pizza each Sunday to eat lots of their macaroni-and-cheese pizza because I am a giant lardy man, and I happened to see Jeff eating by himself one day. I asked if he wanted to eat together, and he motioned for me to sit down. I'm glad I did because we became good friends. We eventually went to bars together before he graduated, and I was able to become friends with some of his buddies, including Drew, Kelly (Drew's girlfriend) and Harry. They graduated that spring and then moved back to the Pittsburgh area, but I had lots of fun hanging out with them.

Harry, in particular, was a blast. He would go on crazy rants when he was drunk and would constantly come up with insane ideas like patenting the word "linner" as a mix of lunch and dinner. I argued that it should be "lunner" to include two letters from lunch, and he scoffed, "No, Walt, that's just dumb. It has to be linner."

Unfortunately, Jeff passed away in a motorcycle accident a couple of years after his graduation. I actually told Jeff about another friend of mine who died in a motorcycle accident when I learned he rode a bike, and he shrugged it off. "I love riding my bike," he said. I wish he would have listened.

It's hard to believe, but 15 years have flown by since Jeff passed away. On this 15-year mark, I reached out to Drew, whom I was closest to out of Jeff's trio, and I asked him how everyone was doing. Drew and Kelly got married and now have two boys. I then asked, "What about Harry, does he have any new brilliant ideas like linner?" and Drew replied: "LOL. I need to call you about this."

My phone rang seconds later.

"Walt, you're never going to believe this story," Drew laughed. "This one is peak Harry insanity!" He was right. When he was done, I couldn't believe it.




Drew, Kelly and Harry were invited to a wedding in Los Angeles in the summer of 2010. It was another friend of theirs from Penn State; someone I had met maybe two or three times. The plan was for them to book three plane tickets and a single hotel room because Los Angeles is expensive. Harry, of course, didn't follow through with the proposal, as Drew learned a few weeks prior to the wedding when the two were hanging out.

"Did you buy your plane ticket yet?" Drew asked Harry.

"No, I'm driving," Harry announced.

"From Pittsburgh?" Drew asked. "Why would you drive from Pittsburgh to L.A.? It'll take you forever to drive that far."

"Not forever, like two hours, tops!" Harry chirped.

"Two hours?" Drew asked. "How fast are you driving, like a thousand miles per hour?"

"Why would I need to drive a thousand miles per hour?" Harry asked.

"Because L.A. is like 2,000 miles away!" Drew shouted.

"I don't know what you're talking about because MapQuest says I can get there in two hours," Harry claimed.

Harry rushed to his car and returned with a piece of paper minutes later. It was a printout of directions from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles. Sure enough, the trip said it would take two hours.

"Look, you get off at exit 24 on the Turnpike, and then you drive from San Diego to L.A.," Harry said.

Drew grabbed the paper and scanned it carefully. Sure enough, it was as Harry claimed. A drive from Pittsburgh, Pa. to Los Angeles, Calif. would take two hours via Exit 24 on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. And no, Mapquest did not ask the driver to venture through a worm hole.

"This is clearly f**ked up," Drew said. "Why would an exit on the PA turnpike take you to San Diego? I've never even heard of Exit 24 on the Turnpike."

"It must be a secret way," Harry replied.

"A secret way?" Drew scoffed. "If there was a secret way from Pittsburgh to Southern California, no one would ever fly out from here to there."

"They would if they didn't know about the secret way," Harry stated.

"Dude, there's no secret way from Pittsburgh to California!" Drew yelled. "An off ramp outside of Pittsburgh doesn't take you to San Diego! That doesn't make any sense!"

"You'll see," Harry said. "I'll bet you $100 that if we leave at the same time - you fly out and I drive with these directions - that I'll get to L.A. before you do."

"You're not going to pay me even if I win, but what the hell, you got yourself a deal," Drew said, shaking Harry's hand.




Soon enough, the weekend of the Los Angeles wedding had arrived. Drew texted Harry as soon as he left the house so the race could begin. Hours later, while waiting for boarding at the airport, Drew told Kelly that he was going to call Harry to see how he was doing.

"If Harry's right about this secret way, the Pacific Ocean breeze will be flowing through his hair right now," Drew told Kelly, who just shook her head.

"I still don't understand why you didn't convince him to fly with us," she said.

"He wouldn't listen, and he was so stubborn about these MapQuest directions," Drew replied. "He had to learn the hard way. Besides, he's going to owe me $100 that he's never going to pay."

Drew dialed Harry, who answered the phone right away.

"How's the Pacific Ocean, Harr?" Drew asked.

"I couldn't find Exit 24," Harry replied.

"You don't say?" Drew answered.

"Maybe I missed it," Harry said. "I drove around a few times, getting on and off the Turnpike, but I couldn't see it. Maybe it's hidden."

"It's not hidden because it doesn't exist!" Drew exclaimed.

"How could it not exist if it's on MapQuest?" Harry asked.

"They just f**ked up," Drew explained. "Are you back home yet? Maybe you can catch a late flight. You might still be able to make the wedding."

"No, I'm in Sandusky," Harry answered.

"Sandusky? You're inside the football coach?" Drew asked.

"No, this city is called Sandusky," Harry explained. "I kept driving around and I got lost, and now I'm in Sandusky."

"Where is Sandusky?" Drew asked.

"It's in Ohio maybe, or Indiana, I don't really know," Harry replied.

"Dude, turn around and head home, and maybe you can get on that flight," Drew said.

"Nah, I don't know how to get home, and besides, I'm about to go into a strip club," Harry said. "This one looks like it has good wings. I'll talk to you guys later!"

And just like that, Harry hung up the phone. The bride was not too happy when she learned that Harry skipped their wedding due to a MapQuest malfunction and a strip club, though the groom found the story hilarious.

When Drew and Kelly returned to Pittsburgh the following week and later planned to go to the bars again, they texted Harry to see if he wanted to join them.

"Still in Sandusky, this place is great!" Harry replied.

Drew decided to call Harry the following day to see what was so amazing about Sandusky.

"I was meaning to tell ya, but I got married!" Harry exclaimed. "I met a stripper at the strip club I went to in my first day here, and we decided to have a shotgun wedding!"

"You mean you eloped?" Drew asked. "I don't think you know what a shotgun wedding is."

"Whatever you call it, we got married," Harry said. "I need to head back to Pittsburgh to get my stuff so I can move in with Anna."

"Harry and Anna are still married, believe it or not," Drew told me. "And no, I never got my $100!"

So, what do you think...

Are Jeff, Drew, Kelly and Harry even real? Or was this just one long road through figments of my imagination?

Did Harry really believe he could drive from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles in two hours? Or was the story about the MapQuest Web site being wrong just a hack?

Did Harry actually make the trip after talking to Drew? Or was this all just a journey through lies and deception?

Assuming everything is true so far, did Harry meet his stripper wife in Sandusky? Or was the only thing at the altar my imagination?





Answer Key:

Did you figure out which segments of this story are April Fools and which ones are April Truths? Here's your last chance before looking at the answer key...

  • Are Jeff, Drew, Kelly and Harry even real? Yes!


  • Did Harry really believe he could drive from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles in two hours? Yes!


  • Did Harry actually make the trip after talking to Drew? Yes!


  • Assuming everything is true so far, did Harry meet his stripper wife in Sandusky? Yes!


  • The answer to all of these are yes. And no. They're all yes and no! I'll explain.

    Jeff is, or rather, sadly, was real. I miss him. Drew, Kelly and Harry are real as well, but they never met each other. Drew, Kelly and Harry are all friends of mine, but none of them went to Penn State. I know them from elsewhere. And no, Harry never thought he could make the trip from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles in two hours, and yet he did, and he did drive to Sandusky and meet his wife, but he really didn't do it either.

    So, what the hell is happening here? How could all of this be true, and yet false at the same time?

    This was all a dream. A real dream I had recently.

    I don't know why I had this dream, but it was one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had. It felt so real. I woke up in laughter, thinking about how my friend Harry began driving from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles, believing he could get there in two hours. And then I cracked up even more when I remembered Drew's fictional quote, "If Harry's right about this secret way, the Pacific Ocean breeze will be flowing through his hair right now."

    This dream felt so real I even spent half the day questioning if it really happened. Then, I realized that Jeff, Drew, Kelly and Harry never met each other, so it couldn't possibly be real - and yet it still seemed that way.

    I decided then that I would make this my April Fools and April Truths story - because even I was fooled by my own subconscious fabrication.

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    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
    Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
    Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
    Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
    Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
    Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
    Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
    Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
    Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
    Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
    Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
    Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
    Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
    Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
    Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
    Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
    Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots
    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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