Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2021





Jerks of the Week: Sept. 13, 2021


Jerks of the Week: Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 5: A Night in Paris

I finally had a reprieve at the pool. For the first time since I had arrived in Las Vegas, I spent a blissful day at the Waldorf Astoria pool with:

  • No one screwing up my order
  • No monsoon-type weather
  • No douche bag laughing like a maniacal member of a shadowy cabal


  • I was able to enjoy my time in the sun for a change. This would last until around 5 p.m. because my wife made reservations for us at the Eiffel Tower restaurant in the Paris casino. I'll delve into that soon, but I must first inform you of some jerks I encountered at the pool, despite my reprieve.

    First, there was a pregnant woman sitting to the left of me during the early stages of the day. I'd say she was six or seven months along, which is something I completely pulled out of my a**. She could have been 14 months along for as far as I knew.

    One thing this woman said stuck out to me as extremely odd. Someone asked her about her baby-to-be, and she said she had one main concern for it. Here's what she said:

    "My greatest concern with my baby is if it becomes gay and doesn't want to come out of the closet."

    That's your greatest concern? Really? No anxiety of birth complications? No fear of physical or mental deformity? No worry about your child being stolen from you by a criminal or a blood-sucking politician who loves to sniff hair? You're worried that your kid will be gay and won't come out of the closet? Wow.

    My wife was in our room doing work when this woman said that, so she was beside herself when I told her what the pregnant woman had said. I don't know how it happened, but this led us to talking about if it would be easy to pick up someone at the Waldorf Astoria pool. There were a number of attractive female waitresses in their early- or mid-20s prancing around in short skirts, which had me wondering what I would do if I weren't married. I've been in a relationship so long that I had trouble fathoming it.

    Me: I haven't been single in so long, I don't even know.

    Wife: Yeah, and you weren't even slick when you were single!

    Wow, burn. But seriously, I wondered what would happen if I would just leave a $500 tip for one of the waitresses. That would surely award me a few sentences prior to rejection, rather than the more common, "Eww, no!" Hey, when you're not slick, you need to take all the victories you can get.




    Of course, I could talk to some of the attractive hotel guests as well. Most of the guests were in their 40s on this day, save for a group of four girls in their early- or mid-20s. Two were Asian, while the other two were white, though one of the white girls seemed like she was from Eastern Europe. They were all extremely attractive. I found myself wondering if I could muster the courage to talk to them if I were single.

    I would soon discover that I probably wouldn't want to anyway. I learned this upon eavesdropping on a part of their conversation. They weren't far away from me in the pool, so I could overhear some of what they were saying.

    For example, the non-European white girl came up with this gem:

    "Her Instagram is a disaster right now."

    Wow, how insightful. I don't even know how someone's Instagram could be a disaster. What was this woman with the disastrous Instagram doing, posting pictures of diarrhea? If not, how did the quality of her pictures decline so tremendously that they had to be deemed a disaster? I'll admit that I know very little about Instagram - I haven't made a post in more than two years because they won't allow me to spam links to my site like I do on Facebook or Twitter - but all it happens to be is posting pictures and short movie clips, right? How can someone's process of this become so disastrous that it warrants discussion in a hotel pool?

    The quartet of hot chicks then began discussing some girl named Megan.

    Hot Girl 1: If Megan with makeup on and Megan with makeup off walked into a room, you'd think they were two different people.

    Hot Girl 2: I know, right? Megan looks so different with makeup.

    I know the feeling. People tell me I look different when I have diarrhea that same day compared to when I don't. I guess it's a good thing I don't post that on my Instagram, because that would make my Instagram disastrous as well.

    I stopped paying attention to what these four hens were saying until something caught my attention. I heard one of them say, "Let's ask this guy over here." I turned toward them, and two of them were looking right at me. I expected them to ask me some sort of question, but none of them said a peep. They eventually got out of the pool with no questions for me or anyone else.

    I suppose I know now the answer to the question my wife and I discussed. No, I could not game these girls. It was probably for the best, as the price for what might be incredible sex would be my brain melting as I listened to nonsensical discussions about disastrous Instagram profiles and women looking different with makeup on their face.




    By now, you're probably wondering what the Eiffel Tower dinner was all about. There's a faux Eiffel Tower in the Paris casino, where you can ride an elevator up to a restaurant in the sky. My wife suggested that we eat there the last time we visited Las Vegas together, but she was quickly disappointed when she learned that a reservation was needed to dine at this establishment.

    My wife made a reservation this time. She told me about it, and I couldn't believe what she said.

    Wife: You need to pay $40 for a reservation to eat at the Eiffel Tower!

    Me: Wow, $40 for us to eat there? That's absurd.

    Wife: No. It's $80 for us because it's $40 per person!

    Wow. How fancy-shmancy was this place? Apparently fancy-shmancy enough for my wife to purchase a polo shirt for me because I forgot to pack one. Also, she gave me instructions about my shorts.

    "Don't wear those gray shorts because you've worn them three days in a row," she said.

    What's wrong with wearing the same shorts three days in a row? When I was in college, I used to wear the same jeans three months in a row. Thank you, Febreze!

    As I was getting ready, my wife peered at the menu. She shook her head.

    "I don't think you're going to like anything on the menu," she warned.

    I would have asked to see the menu, but I wanted to be surprised. Besides, how bad could it be? The French invented French fries and French toast, so I surely could order those items as a last resort.




    We arrived at the Paris casino five minutes prior to our reservation time. An elderly man wearing a mask guarded the Eiffel Towel elevator and asked us for our name when we approached him.

    Me: Two for Cherepinsky.

    Elderly Man: Two for Johnson?

    Me: No, Cherepinsky.

    Elderly Man: Williams?

    Me: No. Cherepinsky.

    Elderly Man: Johnson?

    When I told him no again, he gave me the screen and asked me to select my name. I don't know where he got "Johnson" from, but my wife later remarked, "Way to pick the deaf guy to take reservation names."

    Five minutes later, we rode the elevator to the Eiffel Tower restaurant, which overlooked the famous Bellagio Water Show. Regardless of the food, I will say that it was a great view of the show.

    The food must be discussed. When I pulled up the menu - they made me do so by scanning a code, which I found very tedious - I saw that the Eiffel Tower didn't have French fries or French toast available. I don't understand why they didn't have this classic French food. Then again, the French are cowards whom we utterly destroyed in the War of 1812, so I shouldn't have been surprised.

    There was no familiar food on the menu. Even the salads were f**ked up. There was no Caesar or garden salad. The salads contained nonsense like beets, pistachios, granola and sunflower seeds. I'm not making this up. See for yourself:



    How f**king difficult is it to list a simple Caesar or garden salad on the menu? All you need is lettuce, cheese, croutons, cucumbers and Caesar/ranch dressing! I can even make one of these things, and I'm inept in the kitchen!

    This menu also included a caviar section, as well as a fu-fu a la tu-tu section. I skipped over those and scanned for cheeseburgers, cheesesteak or chicken parmesan. You see, any respectable restaurant will offer an assortment of food items that can be eaten with ketchup and/or cheese. Any morbidly obese person like myself knows that any other food items can be dismissed as nonsense.

    The only thing on the menu that seemed appealing to me was the Prime Aged New York Steak, which I could order for the low, low price of $64. Now, you might be asking, "Walt, you can't eat New York steak with ketchup and cheese!" You're right, but you're forgetting one thing, and that would be that A1 sauce is the poor man's ketchup. Us morbidly obese people had a meeting recently where we determined this to be true, so you can trust me in this regard.

    If the Eiffel Tower restaurant didn't have A1 sauce, I wouldn't know what I'd do. I'd probably order sunflower seeds, or something. My wife assured me that they probably had A1 sauce available, but I was skeptical. "You can't ever trust the French," I said. "Not since they backstabbed us in the French-Indian World War."

    The waiter seemed taken aback when I asked about A1 sauce, almost as if no one had ever dared to pose that question to him before. Thankfully, he said he would bring me "a side of A1 sauce." I wanted to ask for the entire bottle, but I decided not to push my luck. As I said, you cannot trust the French under any circumstances.

    After what seemed like an eternity, our food was brought to our table. The steak looked nice, but there was no A1 sauce!

    I asked the waiter about it, and he assured me that it was coming. Five minutes later, I asked another waiter about it. Five minutes later, I asked again. It was if they were determined not to give me any A1 sauce. I imagined it was all the chef's fault. He was likely offended. "Sacre bleu, zis American idiote insult moi and mon cooking, haw haw haw!!!"

    My demands were finally met, as the waiter presented me with a cup of A1 sauce. I dropped 75 percent of it on the steak, prompting my wife to exclaim, "Wow, slow down there, kiddo!" I shook my head.

    "I ain't done yet."

    I cut the A1-covered steak into tiny pieces, then drenched the insides of the pieces with the remaining A1 sauce. My wife told me she had never seen anything like it.

    "Now you see why I wanted the entire bottle," I said.

    I took a bite out of the A1 sau-, I mean, the steak. It was delicious.

    Wife: How's your A1 sauce?

    Me: It's great with this steak! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

    As you can see, dinner at the Eiffel Tower restaurant wasn't a total disaster. The A1 sauce was the finest A1 sauce I've ever had, even though I was limited to just a cup instead of the whole bottle. I also enjoyed my lemonade beverage, as well as the chocolate souffle dessert. Furthermore, our waiter, upon learning that our parents had both escaped the former USSR - I could tell he was Russian by his accent - gave me some extra free desserts!

    It turned out to be a fun time until the bill came. With tip, it ended up being a $350 meal.

    Somehow, it didn't seem worth it. The experience was fun, but let's be real here: I could just buy a bottle of A1 sauce for $5 at the local grocery store and be just as happy.

    Stay tuned next week for Walt Goes to Vegas 2021, Part 6!




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    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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