Jerks of the Week – March 23, 2020



Jerks of the Week: March 23, 2020


Jerks of the Week: Dumb People in the Wuhan Coronavirus Pandemic

I discussed what pissed me off most about the Wuhan Coronavirus – besides the actual Wuhan Coronavirus – in last week’s Jerks of the Week entry. My primary focus was on the idiots who panic bought toilet paper, as well as the blue checkmarked a**holes on Twitter who have been crying about it being racist to refer to this pandemic as the “Chinese Coronavirus.”

However, aside from Rudy Gobert and corrupt Philadelphia district attorney Larry Krasner, I didn’t delve into specific people in the Wuhan Coronavirus pandemic. Let’s discuss those in this entry…


Hand Sanitizer Guy and Government Theft:

Have you noticed that all of the toilet paper and hand sanitizer were the first things to go during panic buying? Toilet paper purchasing never made any sense to me, but hand sanitizer was more logical. Still, it was odd to see hand sanitizer bought out before actual soap was.

What happened, exactly? Well, if you somehow missed it, there’s an a**hole in Kentucky who bought close to 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer from all over his state, and he stored all of the bottles in his garage:



This guy was selling these bottles for $70 a pop on Amazon and eBay until both online vendors shut down his accounts. Still, he reportedly made a boatload of money from selling hand sanitizer. Hopefully he was able to purchase a less-obvious hairpiece with some of his profits.

If I lived near this guy and needed hand sanitizer, I would’ve broken down his garage door, taken a bottle of hand sanitizer and left behind $1.50 – or whatever bottles usually cost – as compensation. And I don’t think I’d be wrong for doing this because what this guy was doing is evil. He was risking the lives of people just for profit. What if 85-year-old Wilma down the block couldn’t clean her hands because she couldn’t afford $70 hand sanitizer and then got sick and died as a consequence? Fake Hairpiece Hand Sanitizer Guy probably has blood on his hands.

Look, I’m all for making money by being clever, but you should never jeopardize people’s lives for profit. If he had bought up all of the newest video game systems and sold them for triple or quadruple the MSRP, I wouldn’t have an issue with that. Selling something people need to survive for 50 times the regular price is an absolutely disgusting thing to do, and before I heard the latest news, I was rooting for people to torch his house.

The latest news, for those who haven’t heard, is that the government raided his garage and confiscated all of the hand sanitizer. It reminded me of the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Ro pretended to be a Maquis and transported the Enterprise’s medical supplies into her shuttle. I’m sure our government did the same thing.

I think I’m OK with the government confiscating the hand sanitizer as long as they paid him back what he originally spent for the hand sanitizer. If the government compensated him fairly – $1.50 or so per bottle – that’s fine. However, it’s a very slippery slope for the government to just take things from people and give them nothing in return. That’s what Stalin did in the USSR. As bad as Fake Hairpiece Hand Sanitizer Guy is, Stalinist tactics were quite worse. Fake Hairpiece Hand Sanitizer Guy may have killed poor old Wilma, but Stalin murdered 20 million people!





Spring Break Enthusiasts:

Speaking of murdering people, idiot college kids decided to go on spring break amid the Wuhan Coronavirus outbreak. I’ll be utterly shocked if anyone reading this hasn’t seen the following video, but I’m going to post it here because I haven’t had a chance to make fun of the people in it yet:



It amazes me how dumb these people are. I don’t understand how they don’t get that while they may not be particularly susceptible to the Chinese virus, some of the older people in their lives might be. If they have older parents or grandparents who are still alive, they’ll be putting them at major risk if they catch the disease from someone they’re in close contact with at spring break. By gathering in a large group, they’re just exponentially spreading the disease.

Yet, none of that matters to them. If you noticed from watching the video, each one of these morons is all about “me.” One guy says HIS spring break was something he was looking forward to, while another girl remarks that it’s HER birthday. They don’t care at all about others, which is troubling. Then again, I suppose it might seem trivial to spread a horrible disease when they’re already STD-ridden in the first place.

Let me discuss each of these idiots individually, and I’ll do so in chronological order. Oh, and if you’re one of the morons in this video, and you somehow stumbled upon this Jerks entry, chronological means: “(of a record of events) starting with the earliest and following the order in which they occurred.” If you need to know what “occurred” means, just look it up. I’m done wasting my time.

  • First of all, what is with this guy’s tan?



    Most guys get burned on the neck and are pale on their shoulders and upper arms because of what is commonly known as a farmer tan. This guy’s tan is the inverse. How did he get his shoulder and upper arm burned, and yet his neck is pale? I don’t understand. Then again, this is some sort of mystic who was able to purchase a baseball cap with a lid in the back of it. I don’t know where he found it. I’ve only seen baseball caps with lids in the front, so I’d love to ask him where he purchased such a rare commodity.

    Anyway, this Brady Sluder character and his friends have been waiting for spring break for “a while.” When he said that, I quickly thought, “Hmm… I guess they had this planned years in advance. It must have taken them a while to save up and purchase a hotel room and plane tickets because college kids tend to be poor.”

    And then he said “two months.” Two months? Two freaking months? Two months is not a long time, Brady. Perhaps it is to the now generation that has everything at their disposal, but it really shouldn’t be difficult to wait another two-and-a-half months. Guess what’s in two-and-a-half months, by the way. Spring! Yes, it’ll still technically be spring on June 1. Can’t you go on spring break in early June? Why do these morons have to be so impatient?

  • Is it just me, or does Brianna Leeder look like she has the Wuhan Coronavirus?



    This is not the look of a healthy person. Brianna appears to be over the legal limit to walk, so one of her friends should’ve advised her to not take part of this interview. Then again, her friends are the same idiots who don’t understand how perilous it is to spread this disease by gathering in such a large group.

    Brianna doesn’t care about this, however, because the Wuhan Coronavirus is messing up “my spring break.” Oh, goodness, not your spring break! The world will come to an end if you can’t enjoy your spring break.

    Actually, the opposite is true. The world is coming one step closer to coming to an end because you’re enjoying your spring break, idiot.

  • This guy’s name is Atlantis Walker. Atlantis. Wow.

    I don’t understand why Atlantis is asking for a refund. He’s down in Miami having a good time. Why would anyone give him a refund? What a fool.

  • “We’re like trying to like get drunk before like everything like closes, yaaaa!!!!”



    By the way, I think Shelby Cordell is a liar. She said she turned 21 this year, but I don’t believe that. She looks like she’s 35. I guess that’s what happens when you get like drunk and bang like 500 dudes per night at college like yaaaa.

  • This girl’s name is Ni Smith. Ni. Wow.

    “This sucks. And I’m from New Orleans, so this really sucks.”

    What does New Orleans have to do with your spring break sucking? I don’t understand. If she had said, “I’m from Alaska, so this really sucks,” I at least could have appreciated it because she was desperate to get out of the bitter cold and enjoy the beach. But she’s from New Orleans, which pretty much has warm weather all year. I went to New Orleans for a week in mid-February 2013, and we had just one bad weather day. Otherwise, it was between 60 and 70 each day. As a Philadelphian who has to endure harsh winters, I’ll take that!

  • It looks like we found a Wuhan Coronavirus love match for Brianna Leeder:



    Question: Is a symptom of Wuhan Coronavirus bad haircuts? If not, what was Bryson Taylor thinking with that hairstyle? Did he get his hair cut by a hobo in a dark alley?

    Brady Sluder, Brianna Leeder, Atlantis Walker, Shelby Cordell, Ni Smith and Bryson Taylor. Remember those names. If you know the people who raised these a**holes, make sure to criticize their poor parenting skills. If you hear any of them asking the government to erase their student loans, ignore them. And if you’re an employer who sees a resume in a few years with one of those names on them, think twice about hiring them.

    I know asking not to hire them sounds harsh, but just remember all of the people who died as a consequence of these idiots who couldn’t wait two or three months to enjoy their precious spring break. Do you really want someone like that working for you? I wouldn’t trust any of these idiots to empty out a garbage can, save for perhaps Brianna, who looks like she may have vomited into many trash cans during her time in college.





    New Orleans and Disney World:

    Miami wasn’t the only place flooded by hordes of dumb people despite the Chinese outbreak. New Orleans was also infested by morons despite the city begging people not to congregate. If you haven’t seen this picture, you’re in for a treat:



    If you can’t read the sign, it says, “Due to the ordinance regarding the Coronavirus the city has asked that you do not congregate in the street.”

    Was this what Ni Smith was talking about New Orleans? Did she actually escape Miami to avoid these dopes? If so, I apologize, Ni Smith! Hey, employers, process Ni Smith’s application. She’s highly intelligent to escape the New Orleans crowd.

    Again, I can’t emphasize enough how dumb, ignorant and selfish these people are. At least some of them caught the Wuhan Coronavirus from being in the street like this, and some of those individuals will spread the disease to someone at high risk, and then those people will die or use a ventilator that someone else needs to avoid suffocating to death from the lung damage the Wuhan Coronavirus causes.

    The French Quarter isn’t exactly a family-friendly environment, but even those areas were compromised by the braindead as well. Check out the scene in Disney World:



    Happily ever after. Sure. Not so for one man who went to Disney World that week and ended up dying from the Wuhan Coronavirus. He had it, so he may have spread it to hundreds of people, who then spread it to hundreds, and then those spread it, and so on.

    Unfortunately, we don’t have names for the idiots who went to Disney World in March, but they should be on the no-hire list as well. Even the 6-year-old kids their parents brought. Don’t hire those bastards in 12 years when they apply for jobs. If they didn’t whine and cry to their parents about not going to Disney World, their family would’ve stayed home. Because, really, who wants to drag a 6-year-old to Disney World besides Joe Biden?





    Katie Williams:

    Everyone I’ve made fun of thus far has some sort of an excuse. The hoarders were looking to make money. The college kids have terrible parents and no brains at that age. The same can be said of the partiers in New Orleans. Those who are six are even dumber, though not by very much.

    Katie Williams has no excuse. If you don’t know who Katie Williams is, you probably don’t have a Twitter account because what she tweeted was the top-trending topic for about 24 hours in mid-March. Here it is:



    The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Eric Cartman’s persona in one episode of South Park when he would yell, “I DO WHATEVA I WANT!”

    It amazes me that a 30-year-old would act so foolishly. It’s one thing to be a dumb idiot at 21, but you should know better at 30.

    Well, Katie, I hope you enjoyed your cheeseburger at Red Robin because you spread the Wuhan Coronavirus to people, whether it was you doing so unknowingly at Red Robin, or you doing so later after catching it from someone at Red Robin. But that’s OK because I’LL DO WHATEVA I WANT.

    Sadly, Katie Williams isn’t the only dumb grownup. I saw a 42-year-old man – no joke – post a video on Twitter that he since deleted, so I can’t share it with you. It went something like this:

    “YO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT OR NOT!? THE GOVERNMENT IS TELLING ME THE CLUBS AREN’T CLOSED SO I’M GONNA GO TO THE CLUBS BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT CLOSED! I’M 42 SO I CAN’T CATCH CORONAVIRUS! ME AND ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLE WANT TO GO OUT!!!”

    Hey, idiot, you’re not one of the young people. They don’t view you as young, and neither should you. What are you doing going to clubs at 42 years old, pandemic or not? That’s just pathetic. Grow up, you dope.

    I’m so disappointed with these people. It amazes me how idiotic a chunk of our population is. It’s truly remarkable. Think about it. We currently have incredibly smart people devising vaccines to cure a horrible pandemic, and yet you have those who are braindead and careless enough to spread it by being reckless and impatient.

    It’s sad, really. And yet, there isn’t much we can do, save for perhaps denying them employment, I guess. If you’re someone who hires, please take my advice, though just make sure that if the applicant is Brady Sluder, please ask him where he got that cool backward-lid baseball cap for me.







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    Jerks of the Week - March 17, 2014: Jerks of the Old Gym
    Jerks of the Week - March 10, 2014: Winter Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - March 3, 2014: Valentine's Day Commercials 2014
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    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 17, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 10, 2014: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 3, 2014: Cooking with Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 27, 2014: Just Wright
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 20, 2014: People Who Steal From Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 13, 2014: Snowed In and Going Insane
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 6, 2014: Christmas Shopping 2013
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 30, 2013: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 23, 2013: Toyotathon Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 16, 2013: My Elliptical - Struggles of a Fat Man
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 9, 2013: Weird Food, Terrible Music and Rude Service
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 2, 2013: AT&T It's Not Complicated Commercials Part 2
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 25, 2013: Pizza Gluttony
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 18, 2013: The Seven Deadly Jerks at Bravo!
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 11, 2013: Redskins Team Name Controversy
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 4, 2013: Jerk-of-Treaters
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 28, 2013: WalterFootball and the Case of the Kidnapped Granddaughter
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 21, 2013: Jerks of the Mall: Hot Chicks vs. Ugly A**holes
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 14, 2013: Cereal Trilogy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 7, 2013: Urban Education: Getting Pregnant at 13
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 30, 2013: The Philadelphia Writers' Conference
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 23, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 3: Return of Soulless-Eye Lady
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 16, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 2: Confrontation Friday
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 9, 2013: The Best Buy Trilogy, Part 1: Windows 8 and the Geek Squad
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 2, 2013: Jerks of the WalterFootball.com Forum Party
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 26, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 3: Lots of Hot Chicks
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 19, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 2: Eternal Life
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 12, 2013: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2013, Part 1: The Drowning Fat Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 5, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 4 - The Strange Woman Who Wanted to Give Me Head
    Jerks of the Week - July 29, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 3 - The Serial Killer and the Dance-Bang Girl
    Jerks of the Week - July 22, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 2 - First Beach Day and Two Nights Out
    Jerks of the Week - July 15, 2013: The Tampa Trilogy, Part 1 - Jerks at the Airport
    Jerks of the Week - July 8, 2013: Master Zumba Invitation & Female Stalkers
    Jerks of the Week - July 1, 2013: Jerks of Election Day - Damsel in Distress
    Jerks of the Week - June 24, 2013: Attack of the White Trash Brigade
    Jerks of the Week - June 17, 2013: Emmitt Smith Reviews Game of Thrones and Other Shows
    Jerks of the Week - June 10, 2013: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 3, 2013: The People We Saw at Kenny's
    Jerks of the Week - May 27, 2013: Jerks of the May 18 Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - May 20, 2013: Internet Idiots II
    Jerks of the Week - May 13, 2013: Sunday Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - May 6, 2013: Jerks of the Housewarming Party
    Jerks of the Week - April 29, 2013: Hot Tub Adventures
    Jerks of the Week - April 22, 2013: Jerks of Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - April 15, 2013: Jerks of New Computer Day
    Jerks of the Week - April 8, 2013: Jerks of Walnut Grove
    Jerks of the Week - April 1, 2013: April Fools and April Truths
    Jerks of the Week - March 25, 2013: It's Not Complicated AT&T Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - March 18, 2013: My Second Stalker, Jerks of the Old Gym Pool & Locker Room
    Jerks of the Week - March 11, 2013: Blizzard of 2013
    Jerks of the Week - March 4, 2013: Jerks of Tulane
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 25, 2013: Jerks of New Orleans
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 18, 2013: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 11, 2013: Jerks of Bowling Night
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 4, 2013: Jerks of Tango: Where They'll Be in 2020
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 28, 2013: One Final Night at Tango
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 21, 2013: Jerks of My Cousin's Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 14, 2013: Jerks of Christmas Week
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 7, 2013: Christmas Shopping
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 31, 2012: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 24, 2012: Christmas Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 17, 2012: Jerks of Black Friday
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 10, 2012: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters' Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 3, 2012: Facebook, Taco Bell People, CVS Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 26, 2012: Jerks of My Neighborhood
    Jerk of the Year - Nov. 19, 2012: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 12, 2012: Blonde Kid, Gay Tea Time James, Lisa Turtle, Howard Eskin
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 5, 2012: Hurricane Sandy
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 29, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 22, 2012: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 15, 2012: Jeans, Clothes Shopping, And1 Shorts
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 8, 2012: Samsung Galaxy S III, Random Phone Pictures
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 1, 2012: Ten Awesome Laws That Must Be Created
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 24, 2012: Visa Credit Card, LaQuisha, The Replacementender
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 17, 2012: Mosquitoes, Vanilla Extract, Klondike Man
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 10, 2012: Cakes & Art, The Drowned Man, The Matchmaking Process
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 3, 2012: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 27, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part IV
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 20, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part III
    Jerk of the Year - Aug. 13, 2012: The Olympics
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 6, 2012: Jerks of the Vacation
    Jerks of the Week - July 30, 2012: Jerks of the Flight - Live Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - July 23, 2012: Jerks of the Bar
    Jerks of the Week - July 16, 2012: Drunkest Guy Ever
    Jerks of the Week - July 9, 2012: Jerks of Toscana
    Jerks of the Week - July 2, 2012: Eggs, The Puker and the Scowler, Deck People
    Jerks of the Week - June 25, 2012: Jerks at Prometheus
    Jerks of the Week - June 18, 2012: The Eight Grievances of June 8
    Jerks of the Week - June 11, 2012: The Four Fat Ladies
    Jerks of the Week - May 28, 2012: Jerks of the Six Graduation Parties
    Jerks of the Week - May 21, 2012: Jerks of St. Stalin's Day
    Jerks of the Week - May 14, 2012: The Adventures of My Beard
    Jerks of the Week - May 7, 2012: Internet Idiots (Woody Paige)
    Jerks of the Week - April 30, 2012: Jerks of Wawa
    Jerks of the Week - April 23, 2012: Old Hag Waitress, Me, Hunger Games Evening
    Jerks of the Week - April 16, 2012: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me
    Jerks of the Week - April 9, 2012: Men at the New Pool, Old Ladies at the New Pool, Freezing Pool
    Jerks of the Week - April 2, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part II
    Jerks of the Week - March 26, 2012: Crappy Commercials Part I
    Jerks of the Week - March 19, 2012: Jerks of St. Patrick's Day
    Jerks of the Week - March 12, 2012: Shoe Bench Man, Bear's Lover, Tanning Tax Man
    Jerks of the Week - March 5, 2012: The Wednesday from Hell
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 27, 2012: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale, Jeremy Lin's Brother, Tango Stalker
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 20, 2012: Valentine's Day Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 13, 2012: High Wawa Man, Turkey Veggie Ranch Hoagie, Salad Dressing Aisle
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 6, 2012: Naughty Teacher, Local Hospital, X-Ray Technician
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 30, 2012: Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves, Jerks Around the Bush
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 23, 2012: Tango, Mia, Hollywood
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 16, 2012: Hot Tub Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 9, 2012: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist, Horny Teens, Soap Scuz Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 2, 2012: Jerks of Parx Casino
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 26, 2011: Christmas Jerks of the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 19, 2011: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio's)
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 12, 2011: Lexus December to Remember Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 5, 2011: Moses Man, Senile Man, Saladworks
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 28, 2011: Jerks of the Bowling Alley, Missing Tooth Man, Indian Restaurant
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 21, 2011: Jerks of the Wedding
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 14, 2011: Jerks of the Halloween Party, Penn State Football Scandal
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 7, 2011: Jerks of the New Gym Pool, Thirty Dollar Man, Man from the Future
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 31, 2011: Barbeque Boy, Vegetable Indian, The Hammer's Mom
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 24, 2011: Jerks of Megatron's Mistress Weekend
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 17, 2011: The Sociopath, No Space Man, Three Old Men
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 10, 2011: Drunkest Woman Ever, Russian Rapist, Half-Norwegian, Half-Korean Bisexual Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 3, 2011: Jerks of the Mall, Lifeguards, Spanish Heritage Month
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 26, 2011: Rite-Aid, CVS, Blind Hick
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 19, 2011: Curly Mustache Lady, Owl Girl, Coffee Queen
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 12, 2011: Whiskey Tango, Racist KKK Bikers, Drunkest Woman Ever
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 5, 2011: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man, Hurricane Irene, Toure
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 29, 2011: Bubble Bobble, The Black Belt of 2020, Smelly Swim Coach
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 22, 2011: Farim, Josseline, Facebook Morons
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 15, 2011: Birthday Jerks
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 8, 2011: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - Aug. 1, 2011: Jerks of the Pool
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 25, 2011: Jerks of the Boardwalk
    Jerks of the Jersey Shore - July 18, 2011: Jerks of the Beach
    Jerks of the Week - July 11, 2011: Casey Anthony, Saturday at the Pool, The Spelling Bee
    Jerks of the Week - July 4, 2011: Worst Movie Ever, Fixing Worst Movie Ever, Comcast
    Jerks of the Week - June 27, 2011: Jerks at Dennis' Party, Jerks at Polina's Party, Always Late Man
    Jerks of the Week - June 20, 2011: Sea Captain and Land Blubber, Comcast, E-Trade
    Jerks of the Week - June 13, 2011: Jamie's Party
    Jerks of the Week - June 6, 2011: My Gym, Pool Revolution, Shoe Bench Man
    Jerks of the Week - May 30, 2011: Me, Josh, Ping Pong Pupil
    Jerks of the Week - May 23, 2011: Rapture, Spaghetti, Slav's Swim Buddies
    Jerks of the Week Special - May 23, 2011: Russian Conspiracy
    Jerks of the Week - May 16, 2011: Conspiracy Theorists, Crosswalkers, Russian Mechanics
    Jerk of the Year - May 9, 2011: Rashard Mendenhall
    Jerks of the Week - May 2, 2011: Bottom Dollar Food, Checkup, Osama bin Laden
    Jerks of the Week - April 25, 2011: Nerd No. 2, Baseball Robot, People Offended by Slurs, Angry Black Man Update
    Jerks of the Week - April 18, 2011: Ces' Party, Angry Black Man, Another Angry Black Man
    Jerks of the Week - April 11, 2011: Nerd Kids, Russian Yoda, Lilliput
    Jerks of the Week - April 4, 2011: Twitter Idiots
    Jerks of the Week - March 28, 2011: Hewlett-Packard, Rebecca Black, Crazy Horse Girl
    Jerks of the Week - March 21, 2011: Guess What Kid, Dreams and the Fat Black Man, Dr. Susan Albers
    Jerks of the Week - March 14, 2011: Las Margaritas Host, Movie Theater Soda, Inept Comcast Worker
    Jerks of the Week - March 7, 2011: White Afro Lady, ABC, BYU
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 28, 2011: Friday Night Out, Saturday at the Gym, Sunday at the Gym
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 21, 2011: Farim, Jessica M. and another Facebook Moron, "Racist" Super Bowl Commercial
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 14, 2011: Valentine's Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 7, 2011: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Farim
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 31, 2011: Jerks at the Mall, State of the Union Address, My Night in the Dark
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 24, 2011: George Washington Lady, Humpty and Dumpty, Angry Hockey Man
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 17, 2011: Arizona Shooter, GameCenter People, Off the Map
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 10, 2011: Penn State Prohibition, Graham Cocker Spanier, Drunken Quotes
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 3, 2011: Hate Mailers, Astoria, Us at Astoria
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 27, 2010: Christmas Lexus Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 20, 2010: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 13, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Sports Bra Chick, 35th Anniversary
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 6, 2010: My 10-Year High School Reunion
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 29, 2010: QB Dog Killer Supporters, Canned Laughter, Fancy Schmancy Downtown Places
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 22, 2010: Sucky Subway, Pill Lady, Change Nazi
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 15, 2010: Swipe Card Woman, Angry Hockey Man, Homeless Clown Woman
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 8, 2010: Political Ads, Candy Thieves, Russian Gypsy Neighbors
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 1, 2010: Donation Girl, Gay Nail Guy, Jerks with Awesome Kelly
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 25, 2010: No Space Man, Fat Crosswalk Lady, Facebook Snobs
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 18, 2010: Toasts, Lilliput, Wawa Pirate Man
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 11, 2010: Catina, Gus the Groundhog, Brett Favre's Wrangler Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 4, 2010: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever, Fantasy Football Gangsta, Alcohol Thieves
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 27, 2010: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks, QB Nacho E-mailer, Hyper Girl
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 20, 2010: Little Turds on the Road, Angry Street Crosser, Czechoslovakia March
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 13, 2010: BBall Mad Man, BBall DBag/AHole, Whiskey Tango Marriage
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 6, 2010: Buck-Toothed Kid and His Dad, Brad Childress Blowdryer Man, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 30, 2010: My Bad Dude, Crappy Fantasy Traders, Larry Johnson
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 23, 2010: The Poop Master, Borat Hater, Pepsi Throwback Nightmare
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 16, 2010: Evil Vietnamese Children, Russian Yoda, Fat Ladies in the Pool
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 9, 2010: Emmitt Smith's Hall of Fame Induction Speech, Brett Favre, Shaving Cream Man
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 2, 2010: Comcast, Best Buy, Six Flags
    Jerks of the Week - July 26, 2010: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth), B-Ball D-Bag, Swim Lesson Brats
    Jerks of the Week - July 19, 2010: NFLShop.com, Jesse Jackson, Paris
    Jerks of the Week - July 12, 2010: LeBron James, OfficeMax, The Best Football Player Ever
    Jerk of the Year - July 5, 2010: Twilight (Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks)
    Jerks of the Week - June 28, 2010: Geriatrics at the Gym, Carmen the Customer Service Rep, Samantha the Shift Manager
    Jerks of the Week - June 21, 2010: The Laziest Bum, The Laziest Agent, Josh
    Jerks of the Week - June 14, 2010: Communist Soccer - World Cup Preview, Overreaction to the Intoxicated Toddler, Quit Facebook Day
    Jerks of the Week - June 7, 2010: New Neighbors, ABC, The Near-Perfect Game Aftermath
    Jerks of the Week 1-Year Anniversary - May 31, 2010: Live Wedding Retro Blog
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Ending - How It Made Sense
    Jerks of the Week - May 24, 2010: Pepsi YouTube Man, Pepsi, No Space Man
    Jerks of the Week - Special Edition: Lost Finale
    Jerks of the Week - May 17, 2010: West Chester's Athletic Facilities and the Stuck-Up Couple, Crazy Bag Lady, Hot Super Cop, Other Random Graduation Jerks
    Jerks of the Week - May 10, 2010: Lost (Why Aaron is the Man In Black - Long Version)
    Jerks of the Week - May 3, 2010: Pete Carroll, Matt Millen and ESPN, Michael Silver, Todd McShay, No-Life Spammer
    Jerks of the Week - April 26, 2010: Pukemon, NBA Analysts, The Gym Milf's Two Kids
    Jerks of the Week - April 19, 2010: People Who Cry Racist, People Who Cry Stereotype
    Jerks of the Week - April 12, 2010: Music, The Wanderer, Lost Theory: The Flash Sideways
    Jerks of the Week - April 5, 2010: TV Shows, B-Ball D-Bag, Hot Ballet Teachers
    Jerks of the Week - March 29, 2010: Indian Dog Poop Woman, Two Things About the Health Care Bill, Lost Speculation: Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 22, 2010: Russian Mustache Speedo Man, ESPN.com, Lost Theory: Aaron is the Man In Black
    Jerks of the Week - March 15, 2010: Comcast, Phillip and the Fat Flower Lady; Doug Gottlieb and Big Cookie; If I Were President...
    Jerks of the Week - March 8, 2010: Women With No Personality, Women Who Don't Sexually Assault Men, Bad Shower Etiquette
    Jerks of the Week - March 1, 2010: Ice Skating, Two Fat Black Guys, Jacob (Lost)
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 22, 2010: Snow and Fat Kids, City of Philadelphia, Tiger Woods Sympathizers
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 15, 2010: Winter Olympics, Valentine's Day, More Jewelry Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 8, 2010: VBulletin, Hackers, Heroes
    Jerks of the Week - Feb. 1, 2010: Lost (with a Lost Season 6 Preview)
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 25, 2010: PA Wine and Spirits, Punt, Pass and Kick Winners, NFL Play 60 Commercials
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 18, 2010: Cocoa Puffs, Lane Kiffin, Wade Phillips/Nate Kaeding/Me
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 11, 2010: Jewelry Commercials, Specific Jewelry Commercials, Chris Myers
    Jerks of the Week - Jan. 4, 2010: Parx Casino, Buck Hotel Bar Patrons, State Liquor Laws and Mississippi
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 28, 2009: Corrine Brown, Strength of Schedule Man, Ed Block
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 21, 2009: Jerks at the Mall
    Jerks of the Week - Dec. 14, 2009: University of Kansas, Congress Supporters, Communist Kids and Me
    Jerk of the Holidays - Dec. 7, 2009: Tiger Woods
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 30, 2009: Major League Soccer, Bipolar Driver, Goggles Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 23, 2009: Chinese Restaurants, Ces, Elena from India
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 16, 2009: Fat Russian Guy, Chefs, Stuck In Time Man
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 9, 2009: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl), Downtown Philly, Random Jerks at the WalterFootball.com Halloween Party
    Jerks of the Week - Nov. 2, 2009: Community, Urkel Kid, Leaf Man Cock Blocker
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 26, 2009: Oompa Loompa, TV Show DVDs, College Football
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 19, 2009: Having to See Babies, The Rush Limbaugh Controversy, Old Liar/Pervert
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 12, 2009: Restaurants, Gay Portuguese Waiter, Olive Garden
    Jerks of the Week - Oct. 5, 2009: Plagiarizers, ESPN & NBC & Google, Philadelphia Cat Torturers
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 28, 2009: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons, My Friend and Me, Me
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 21, 2009: Jimmy Carter and Racism Accusers, Dumb Parents, Me (Misguided Discriminator)
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 14, 2009: Terrelle Pryor, PETA, Subway Patrons
    Jerks of the Week - Sept. 7, 2009: Forum Spammers, Pretentious Italian Restaurants, Bertucci's Waitresses
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 31, 2009: My Gym, Fat Guys in My Fantasy Football Leauge, Philadelphia
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 24, 2009: I'm Not Your Friend Kid, Konami, Mexicans in West Chester
    Jerks of the Year - Aug. 17, 2009: The Philadelphia Eagles
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 10, 2009: Jolly Ranchers, Me (When Ranting About Jolly Ranchers), My Evil Neighbor's Evil Kids
    Jerks of the Week - Aug. 3, 2009: ESPN, Brett Favre, NFL Network, Roger Goodell, New York District Attorney Robert Morgentheau
    Jerks of the Week - July 27, 2009: Party of Eight, Toxic Hell, Little Caesar
    Jerks of the Week - July 20, 2009: Erin Andrews' Voyeur, Allergies, Valley Club Protestors
    Jerks of the Week - July 13, 2009: Jacko's Ghost, Women Who Don't List Their Relationship Status on Facebook, My Evil Neighbor's Kid
    Jerks of the Week - July 6, 2009: Spammers, Old Pervent in Steam Room, Steve McNair's Killer(s)
    Jerks of the Week - June 29, 2009: Google Maps, GPS, Harper's Island Characters
    Jerks of the Week - June 22, 2009: Noisy Kids in My Neighborhood, The Philadelphia Public School System, Shannen Doherty
    Jerks of the Week - June 15, 2009: NBC's Hockey Coverage, NBA Referees and Robot Jackson, Arhymemaster
    Jerks of the Week - June 8, 2009: Mike Brown, David Stern, Indoor Soccer Guys
    Jerks of the Week - May 31, 2009: Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques, David Stein




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