NFL Trolling – November 2013

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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.

I used to love making fun of GameCenter comments. The people on there were such idiots. There were even perverts like Aaron3619, who always asked chicks for their pictures so that he could carry them around. I planned to mess with Aaron3619 as a fake user named TexasGirl1234, but NFL.com shut down its GameCenter and implemented Facebook comments instead. This enraged me, so get revenge, I made a fake Facebook account named Mario Migelini to troll people. Other readers followed suit and made fake accounts of their own.

I added a second fake account this year – Vivian Williamson. This was based off of Miss Vivian, a security guard at the Philadelphia International Airport, whom I’ve written about in Jerks of the Week (click the link to read about her).

Unfortunately, Vivian Williamson was banned! Douche bags with too much sand in their vag marked her as spam, so she’s gone. But no worries – because I can create infinite troll accounts! Muhahahaha!!!

It’s time for Kevin Reilly, the massive Eagles’ homer I make fun of on my NFL Picks pages every week.

Week 17 Trolling:

Kevin Reilly may not have any friends in real life, but he has apparently developed quite the following on NFL.com:

Devi is most definitely jealous. Don’t worry, Devi. Maybe you can be cool like Kevin someday.

Kevin stands up for this Eagles, so he has to take offense to seeing someone predict that they’d lose 82-3:

OK, maybe Kevin’s not so cool anymore. Being called a pedophile and having a “gay alert,” whatever the hell that is, issued against you is not something Kevin’s going to be happy about.

Time to insult more Bears’ fans:

I suppose spelling the word actually might have helped, but these people just can’t see Kevin’s genius.

I’m always happy when I see a kid posting because Reilly’s picture actually does make it seem like he’s a pedophile.

Kevin Reilly just got served by a little kid! At least Charlie Ryan doesn’t have as many bobbleheads as Kevin!

One last jab at the Bears:

Kevin’s a redneck loser? How can he be a loser with an awesome Nick Foles poster hanging above his bed?

Here’s another troller:

You better feel bad, Josh! You shouldn’t make fun of dropouts!

Week 16 Trolling:

The Eagles were on a long winning streak entering the Minnesota game, so Kevin Reilly’s Eagles bed sheets were quite stinky:

Dan Green’s reaction to this is awesome. I was hoping more people would call Kevin Reilly out for living with his mother, but getting responses for the bed sheets is good enough.

Here’s Kevin’s attempt to kick all non-Eagle fans off the board:

I was the person who liked the “Get a life Walter” post. I’m looking forward to more posts by Ted Dilbert, by the way.

Of course, Kevin Reilly needs to call out a kid:

I was hoping more people would yell at me for snapping at a kid, but Josiah Croom actually spending time to look up Greg Childs’ profile was good enough.

Here’s an instance in which Kevin completely predicts the game incorrectly:

“Kevin Reilly is garbage.” I love it.

Here’s a post from another troller:

I’m sure Deshaun will get right on that, Sam.

Week 15 Trolling:

This is a big game for the Eagles, so Kevin has to offer up his prediction:

There’s just so much to make fun of here. Do people call out my unwashed bedsheets, the fact that Kevin believes DeSean Jackson is better than Calvin Johnson, or the incorrect spelling of Matthew “Stanford?”

Here’s my chance to make fun of Don Tollefson, a con artist, as I mentioned in my Random NFL Notes.

I’m terribly sad that this didn’t get more of a response.

Kevin isn’t going to make fun of someone from “El Centro College,” whatever the hell that is:

“FUGLY?” Wow, that’s just mean. Calling someone out for their alma mater is one thing, but “FUGLY?” Wow.

Perhaps ESPN should hire Kevin as an NFL analyst because he knew what sort of game this would be:

This Robert Hoggard person is pretty defensive. I would be too if I lived among the sissies of Detroit.

Here’s another troller:

Funny that Kenny Henderson called out someone else before getting to Deshaun’s poor grammar.

Here’s another one from DeShaun:

Deshaun and the other trollers are just emulating the other posters from the old Gamecenter, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the idiots I used to quote on those old boards actually spelled their names incorrectly.

Week 14 Trolling:

Let’s begin with Kevin proving how much of a football fan he is:

I love the fight that spawned in this thread. Nice insult by that “nerdy high school kid.” I bet Rick was crying in his sleep after reading that.

I have to include Kevin’s mom in the trolling:

Thank you, David Joseph, for not disrespecting Kevin’s mom. I feel like most people would’ve insulted her, but you are a class act!

Kevin reveals his knowledge of Arizona here:

I didn’t even spell scorpions incorrectly on purpose, but I’m glad it worked out that way. Still though, you can imagine how shocked Kevin is that “cactuses” aren’t considered trees.

Here’s another troller:

“Talk English, fag?” That’s not nice. I know of the stereotype that says heterosexually challenged people can’t spell, but that doesn’t mean you have to be a dick about it.

Deshaun again: