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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
As you can see here, Mario is not worried about the 49ers because of their injured quarterback:
Mario is all about making sure people have their facts straight this week:
If you’ve wondering what Mario thought about the possible suspension to Richard Sherman, here it is:
Want an NFC West preview for next year? Mario’s got it covered:
As for other trollers, I was very excited to see a D’Squarius Green Jr:
Love the Marty Millen insult there. Oh, and here’s Bill Romanowski, who now apparently works in a prison:
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
I don’t have much for you from my end. I was trolling during the Seattle-Atlanta game, but because NFL.com now sorts them chronologically, I can’t see what I wrote because there were so many posts after that. Maybe clicking “Follow Post” from now on will allow me to view them more easily, so I’ll try that. Fortunately, the other trollers were active, including:
“Cerlis Marlin, are you even an American?” What’s wrong with not being an American? Poor Cerlis Marlin – he’s just trying to fit in with the American culture, and he has a**holes like Kene Gogo Dancer Gorham busting his balls.
Here’s a new troller:
I love how James Michael Bauman called this guy “Brian,” not even noticing that “Brian” was misspelled as “Brain.”
Here are some more:
So great that everyone’s taking them seriously. By the way, I thought the guy at the end, “Ray Labas,” might be another troller, but he’s actually a legitimate person being fooled by this.
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
NFL.com has changed the format of these posts. They’re now listed reverse chronologically, which is stupid because there are so many posts every minute. Still, I found a way around it by posting lots of messages, including:
Mario didn’t see anything of the sort. If the Seahawks aren’t on, it doesn’t matter.
Here are posts from the Seattle-Atlanta game:
Absolutely not a joke! Gonzalez’s feet were clearly out on bounce.
Zach’s a jerk. So, he wants poor Mario to be lonely for the rest of his life? Just because he can’t spell? Jeez.
I love how Migelini of all people call the Seahawks’ comeback when they were down 20-0. He’s some sort of football prodigy.
Here are some other troller posts:
Just because Robbie is from Atlantis doesn’t mean you have to call him out like that, Anton.
This was an amusing thread:
I love how half the people here were discussing the possibility of a tie in the playoffs, while the other half were discussing how stupid Cowboy fans are.
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
NFL.com has changed the format of these posts. They’re now listed reverse chronologically, which is stupid because there are so many posts every minute. Still, I found a way around it by posting lots of messages, including:
Racist? How is that racist? I’m not even speaking in Italian. If anyone’s racist, it’s that Alex King guy who assumes the name “Mario Migelini” is Italian. Why can’t Mario Migelini be black or Asian or Mexican?
I’m upset more people didn’t see this post. I wanted them to berate James Greenback for criticizing a mentally challenged person.
Again, James Greenback, why are you so insensitive? Who cares if some kid can’t spell his team’s name correctly? That doesn’t mean that he can’t root for them. Jerk.
OK, maybe Mario can cheer for the Seahawks, but he doesn’t know anything else about football if he thinks the Ravens are going for their seventh “supergame” championship.
I love how “Brain” bringing up a one-point overtime win led to this intricate discussion about scoring rules.
Steve Hunt: Cool story bro, but how are you ignoring his posts if you’re responding to them?
I imagine your 7-year-old sister might be able to spot a troller as well – something you have failed to do.
I love it. Mark Holler’s post where he says Cerlis is an idiot in part because he’s picking the Ravens to beat the Patriots. Derrr. And yes, Patrick Kilgore, you’re reading this everywhere because we have an entire army of trollers on NFL.com. That’s what they get for ruining GameCenter.
Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
NFL Trolling: Sept. 2015 | Oct. 2015 | Dec. 2015
Sept. 2014 | Oct. 2014 | Nov. 2014 | Dec. 2014
Sept. 2013 | Oct. 2013 | Nov. 2013 | Dec. 2013 | Playoffs
Sept. 2012 | Oct. 2012 | Nov. 2012 | Dec. 2012 | Jan. 2013
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2025 NFL Mock Draft - Nov. 20
NFL Power Rankings - Nov. 19
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