NFL Trolling – October 2012

NFL Trolling – October 2012

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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Here are some of the people I’ve trolled as Mario Migelini. I began by proclaiming my love for Atlanta’s “beest defenceman” Lofa Taptua:

I love how someone defended Migelini by pointing out someone else’s spelling mistakes. Meanwhile, on the Titans-Texans page, Migelini disagreed with someone’s prediction:

Here’s another prediction that Migelini doesn’t agree with:

And Migelini’s Super Bowl pick? I know you’re eagerly anticipating it:

I can’t wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat. My girlfriend is the new Aaron, while someone else has become another illiterate troller named Neil Barone:

Burn! But does Neil Barone know more about his own team?

I love how so many people are taking him seriously. Meanwhile, two real people got into an amusing spat on the Titans-Texans page:

Nothing is more insulting than saying “your a virigin!” to someone on NFL.com GameCenter. Good job guys.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Want to know why the Seahawks lost to the Rams two weeks ago? Mario Migelini has the answer:

Meanwhile, it was pretty obvious that Seattle would upset Carolina, given that the Seahawks were bound to sack Cam Newton 54, maybe 55 times:

Oh, and by the way, Russell Wilson is an MVP candidate:

In this thread, Neil Barone, Mike Zaino and I make some fans extremely mad.

Oh, and here’s a surprise – the real Migelini is back! Too bad he didn’t respond to his “brather.”

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Poor Migelini couldn’t afford to go to Sunday’s game. He was so desperate that he nearly fell for one of those e-mail scams:

Here’s Migelini arguing that the Seahawks will beat New England because the Patriots don’t have much of a history winning Super Bowls:

Of course, the Seahawks may have won because they were simply better than New England:

Meanwhile, the real Migelini did a great job of posting random messages in the Seahawks-Patriots GameCenter thread:

Not everyone on GameCenter falls for this, unfortunately. At least one person recognizes the Migelini brothers as trolls:

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Safety or not, I’m surprised the Seahawks even lost to the 49ers because they had the 12th Man supporting them:

Meanwhile, someone named Joel Burt brings up a great point:

Here’s a thread I started in the Raiders-Jaguars page that received a ton of responses:

With the holidays coming up, I hope someone buys Kristian Brandenburg Bach something to clean the sand out of his vag because that’s clearly a problem for him right now.

I can’t wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat. My girlfriend is the new Aaron. The real Migelini has joined us. He posted the following in the Seahawks-49ers page:

It’s a shame that no one responded. The problem is that NFL.com sorts these posts by likes, so no one liked what Migelini had to say. So, if you’re trolling like I am, make sure you like the posts you’re commenting in. For instance, people would’ve commented on Pikkel Koslov’s post if they saw it: