NFL Trolling – December 2012

NFL Trolling – December 2012

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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Here’s a simple post in the Cardinals-Rams game:

How can someone be on Downs Syndrome? He makes it seem like a drug. I doubt all of the kids are smoking up Downs Syndrome.

At any rate, who’s the better running back between Marshawn Lynch and Reggie Bush? We had the debate here:

Nathaniel is just mean. And wrong. It’s America, so everyone gets an equal voice.

Oh, and my prediction for the game:

Michael Robertson accuses me of being crazy, yet he works at “govt?” Yeah, OK. If he really does, perhaps he’ll talk some people into fixing our educational system.

His epic posts bring mine to shame. It just sucks that no one saw them because each page orders its posts based on the amount of “likes.” So, if you plan on trolling – or even just reading – please “like” everything you see.

Here are some other awesome trollers:

We completely ruined the Seahawks-Dolphins page, by the way. Almost every other post was made by a troller. I love it.

Oh, and if you’re wondering, I only own the Mario Migelini account. All of these other trollers are different people.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

I had to argue with someone opining that the Bears would win 28-13:

I love how Niki Matarangas defended me. Yeah, I seriously doubt some of these jerks would be able to speak Migelini. Dan Coupez, meanwhile, is a jerk.

Normally, I’m the one who says that Russell Wilson is a great quarterback. That’s not the case here:

Well, Mario Migelini and Bjorn Fetveit were at least right this past Sunday.

Here was Migelini’s predicted score for the Chicago game:

No NFL team has actually finished with four points (dating back to 1989) – but Penn State did about a decade ago in a 6-4 loss to Iowa.

I can’t wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat. My girlfriend is the new Aaron.

Check out how many random accounts confused normal people here. And no, I don’t own any of these accounts, save for Mario Migelini.

The biggest take-away here is that there are delusional people who actually think that Ray Rice picked up the first down.

Here’s a new troller named Jose Garcia:

The Cardinals “might have dropped off a little since then.” Hilarious.

Here’s another new troller named Moched Mableef:

And here’s Victor Valentino again:

Mark Harrison – what a dick. Not only is he racist; he’s addressing the wrong person. I’m not Victor Valentino. Idiot.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

I feel like Mario Migelini is versatile. He can talk about the Colts in addition to the Seahawks:

My apologies to sreilly4694 for giving him brain cancer. My bad.

What about other AFC teams? Migelini has them covered too:

I think Jake Wooten had a heart attack while responding to this.

So, can I give someone else a third malady? I got some help from fellow troll Jose Garcia:

It’s amazing how many people got so angry about my belief that the Cardinals could score one point and Garcia’s proclamation that Arizona would beat Seattle.

His trolling is truly an inspiration. I hope I can be as good as him one day.

As for other trolls, Victor confused some people with his overtime prediction on the Denver-Oakland page:

I can’t believe so many people took a 37-16 overtime projection seriously.

As for the other trolls, they started this long discussion thread on the Packers-Lions page:

Someone suffered a stroke! That’s brain cancer, a heart attack and a stroke – all in one week! We’re pretty good.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Perhaps I should ask Mario Migelini to make predictions on this site because his are much better than mine:

Eric Hoffman asks, “What’s up with the word worster?” Good question. I feel like this needs to be added to dictionaries for illiterate people like Mario. It’ll make them feel better about themselves!

Mario might be great at picks, but he sucks at geography:

Thanks for the geography lesson, Douglas Lopes! I really appreciate it!

Let it be known that Mario was the first person to predict that Ruskell Wilkens would win MVP:

I love the legitimate conversation my post sparked. It’s great that so many people take me seriously.

Thanks, Killa City Chiefs!

Here’s a post where people spazzed about Carmine Cavinato’s spelling:

I love the irony behind James Bjorklund’s post. Did he really need to press the caps lock button?

This is a short one:

It’s amazing how many people take us so seriously. If only they read this Web site…

Oh, and I have to show you this:

I’m very excited about this new troller! I can’t wait for people to begin responding to Marty Millen.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Here’s Mario Migelini’s weekly Seahawks prediction:

It’s amazing how accurate Mario has been this season. Perhaps I should type like him when making my picks.

Mario on next week’s opponent:

Yes, Logan, and you’ve been trolled.

Here, Mario argues about why Ruskell Wilkens is better than Andraw Lock.

Yep. Mario’s really waisted. I guess he tried on a bunch of belts. Zing!

That’s a good question. How exactly does a tree f*** off? Well, I’m sure Matt Millen knows a little something about this.

Here’s something from Victor Valentino: