NFL Trolling – October 2014

NFL Trolling – October 2014

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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.

I used to love making fun of GameCenter comments. The people on there were such idiots. There were even perverts like Aaron3619, who always asked chicks for their pictures so that he could carry them around. I planned to mess with Aaron3619 as a fake user named TexasGirl1234, but NFL.com shut down its GameCenter and implemented Facebook comments instead. This enraged me, so get revenge, I made a fake Facebook account named Mario Migelini to troll people. Other readers followed suit and made fake accounts of their own.

Week 9 Trolling:

I have some bad news. The douche bags on ESPN marked too many of Kevin Reilly’s posts as spam, and now I can’t post as him anymore. The same goes for my Vivian Williamson account, somehow. I’ve asked for my developers for some fake e-mail accounts to create new accounts. Perhaps I’ll try for a new Vivian Williamson. I want her to try to convince Falcon fans that they need to trade for QBDK.

At any rate, I have some Mario Migelini stuff this week:

Luke McCoy again. What a crazy person. Why does he care so much? Either way, it’s hilarious that he’s so pissy. Meanwhile, Jeremy Brooks “exposed” me. Nice going, Sherlock! You’re like the only intelligent person on ESPN’s comment board… except that you have sand in your vag because you care too much. And I’m not trying to make Seahawk fans look stupid.

Here’s a thread where someone gets called a child molester. But it’s not Mario.

I would love Dennis Peterson to sue Travis Lee. That would be awesome.

Judge: Mr. Peterson, why are you suing Mr. Lee?

Dennis Peterson: He called me a child molester… on an ESPN comment board!

Anyway, Jaun Valdez, another troller, compensated for Kevin Reilly’s absence:

I think I speak for everyone when I say that I’m thrilled that the “democrit” gave Jaun “monee” to come to America so that he could post comments on ESPN.

Week 8 Trolling:

With the Seahawks coming off a “losted,” Mario Migelini had plenty to complain about:

I love how the one person posting from Stanford on there agrees that I have a good point. See? Mario isn’t just some useless troller after all!

That was the only good post from Mario Migelini. Here’s Kevin Reilly:

How can they possible say that Kevin Reilly looks like a pedophile troll? Kevin might be a pedophile, but he’s no troll!

Other people are already learning to complain about Reilly without even responding to his posts:

Norman Bates? I can definitely have some fun with this going forward. I need to display some more psychotic tendencies.

Unfortunately, that might be difficult because some a**holes on this forum mark my comments as spam. The posts were there on Friday, but I made the mistake of waiting until Saturday to capture these images. My posts were there Friday, but gone Saturday because some douche has no sense of humor. For instance, all of my posts are gone here, though people are still referencing what I wrote:

This would be so much better with my original post, but I think this shows how mean people can be behind Internet anonimoty. Like, what is that Chris Bates post about? There’s no logical reason for him to have that level of hatred. Maybe he’s more of a psycho like his namesake, Norman, than the fake Kevin Reilly is.

I’ll have to jump on these posts on Friday next week. Hopefully the losers who care way too much about ESPN comment posts don’t delete them.

Week 7 Trolling:

The theme for this week is Mario Migelini getting exposed. For instance, this Luke McCown guy thinks he’s figured it all out:

Nice try… except my only accounts are Mario Migelini and Kevin Reilly. Other people have created the Larry Lawsons, Dikeme Mutombos, etc. Colt McCoy here should go back to being a mediocre quarterback instead of some ESPN message board gumshoe.

Someone else has a more legitimate idea:

Nice job, Jeremy Brooks… except, way to reference an article from two years ago. What is wrong with these people? Why are those like Luke McCown and Jeremy Brooks so obsessed with exposing Mario Migelini? And how do they not know about WalterFootball.com? It makes me sad.

Oh, and I didn’t start trolling because “my girlfriend got made fun of by a troll.” I did it to troll the trolls, but then NFL.com shut down GameCenter, so now I just do it to make people laugh by posting this link on my NFL Picks page. And I don’t know what Shawn Bradley is talking about with deleting stuff. He should go back to being a mediocre basketball player.

Here’s a thread without genius investigative gumshoes:

Did Duane Gray really piss all over himself because someone else called Mario Migelini retarded? Weird.

Here’s some Kevin Reilly:

I love the polarizing opinions here. Boots Olivia and Michael Purnell love Kevin’s posts, while some of the others can’t pass up criticizing him, including Keith Oh, who said Kevin should be euthanized!

Kevin didn’t get as much support here:

I’ll admit that I wasn’t in the most soberest of states when I wrote that post, but I decided to leave the incorrect spelling. Seemed more fitting that way.

Week 6 Trolling:

I’m starting off with some Kevin Reilly because I had the most success trolling as him this week:

Franklin Berry is on to something. Sort of. Then again, “Franklin Berry” sounds like a fake as well. Is his brother named Count Chocula?

Kevin has the key to victory:

I love how Boots is trying to encourage Kevin to be an ESPN analyst when Kevin was actually kicked off the Eagles’ broadcasting network for being too biased.

Time for Kevin to insult the Rams some more:

I was called a great troll! That made me so happy.

That wasn’t the only compliment I received. Check out this one for a Mario Migelini post:

See? Even another writer recognizes the brilliance of Migelini. And no, Best Buy doesn’t have a literacy requirement, as I discovered when I wrote about Best Buy a year ago.

Here’s some more anti-Best Buy sentiment:

If I get one person to stop shopping at Best Buy as a result of my trolling, I’ll consider it a mission accomplished.

Week 5 Trolling:

The Seahawks were on bye last week, so I decided to troll the Patriots-Chiefs page:

Love the Peter Mannino post where mimicked Mario trying to sound like that annoying thing from Star Wars. I refuse to refer to it by name.

Here’s someone who actually took Mario seriously?

I love how Derek Mathews took time to answer Mario’s question. Corey McIntosh is right though; the only way Migelini is getting das boot from ESPN is if he insults Roger Goodell. Oh, and I love how Matthew Lemieux questioned Mario’s credentials for being a Best Buy “managor.”

More Migelini:

Please don’t fire Mario, Best Buy! He’s the best managor you have!

Time for some Kevin Reilly:

What’s so creepy about sleeping in an Eagles’ jersey every night? And what’s up with Scott Givens? Mouth-breathing? Yes. Hairy? Sure. But fat? Does Kevin Reilly look fat in his mugshot?

There wasn’t much I saw from the other trollers. Here’s one post: