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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
Matt White makes a good point here. I don’t know what I did to deserve to become a top commenter, but I can tell that he’s jealous of my mad skillz.
Bravo to Brett Middleton! Way to defend foreigners who can’t speak English and who happen to be “managors” of Best Buy!
Here’s someone else who defends Mario Migelini, foreigner:
I love how I shifted the discussion in this entire thread to my terrible English. Trolling accomplished!
I can’t wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat. My girlfriend is the new Aaron. Here’s a hilarious new troller named Kashtro Hendrix:
I love how he told everyone to “mock his words.” Classic. Meanwhile, I posted this in the Chiefs-Raiders page:
The exchange between Victor Valentino and Larry Lawson is amazing. It’s also awesome how Matt White thinks we’re all Mexican and is paranoid that we’re invading GameCenter.
It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.
Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, is the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!
I love this trolling venture: I completely misunderstood a joke and had everyone freaking out, including Jed Divine, who had a rant at the very end:
My apologies, Jed, if you suffered a heart attack upon writing that.
Here, I’m expressing my concern about Seattle’s chances against the Vikings:
Yeah, AP’s never been in the playoffs… that NFC Championship game versus the Saints never happened.
And here’s my argument about why recent Vikings and 49ers victories transpired because of “lock:”
Apparently, I’m the cause for the demise of Best Buy. It’s great to feel so important.
I can’t wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat. My girlfriend is the new Aaron. Here’s another post from Pikkel Kolslov:
The man posing as Pikkel e-mailed me and expressed frustration about no one responding to him. Once again, if you’re going to troll, post early in one of the top threads. The posts are ordered by likes, so make sure you “like” whatever you’re posting in.
I was able to get people posting here because there weren’t many liked threads early on in the Ravens-Browns page:
I can’t believe people actually believe that someone thought Ray Lewis was going to sack Trent Richardson five times.
Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.
NFL Trolling: Sept. 2015 | Oct. 2015 | Dec. 2015
Sept. 2014 | Oct. 2014 | Nov. 2014 | Dec. 2014
Sept. 2013 | Oct. 2013 | Nov. 2013 | Dec. 2013 | Playoffs
Sept. 2012 | Oct. 2012 | Nov. 2012 | Dec. 2012 | Jan. 2013
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2025 NFL Mock Draft - Nov. 20
NFL Power Rankings - Nov. 19
Fantasy Football Rankings - Sept. 4
