NFL Trolling – September 2012

NFL Trolling – September 2012

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This is a compilation of my trolling attempts on NFL.com that I’ve posted on my NFL Picks and NFL Power Rankings pages. Follow me on Twitter @walterfootball for contest updates.

It’s time for Notes from NFL.com GameCenter – a list of a few stupid comments I found on NFL.com’s GameCenter and my thoughts on them:

Wait, maybe not. NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, will be the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

This was just a test run. No one responded to me, unfortunately.

Poor Michael thinks that Blaine Gabbert is good because he had a nice game against the Buccaneers. How cute. I wonder how he’s going to react to my opinion that the Jaguars should acquire Tarvaris Jackson from the Bears. I’m also wondering if Zak plans on correcting his own “grammer” instead of criticizing mine again.

What the hell is Jake talking about? He could have just said “look back in the 90s” when the Bills went to four consecutive Super Bowls. Unfortunately, someone deleted my comment. Jerks.

And here’s me asking a complete asinine question. Hmm… Russell Wilson, Tarvaris Jackson, Charlie Whitehurst, or just for pure randomness, Mark Sanchez? If Wilson didn’t look so good this preseason, it’d be a tough one.

This spot was reserved for more Notes from NFL.com Gamecenter. I wonder if all of the pervs being on there led to some complaints, which may have prompted NFL.com to switch over to the Facebook chat app. Aaron3619, of course, was the head creeper. Here’s what his outgoing-messages wall looked like one day:

One of Aaron3619’s victims was my girlfriend, so we planned on messing with him this fall. I was going to pretend to be a girl and offer to send “nacked” and bikini pics to him. Once he’d give me his e-mail address, I’d then switch personas to this fictional girl’s dad. The dad would be super pissed – but for the wrong reasons. He would be angry at Aaron for asking for his daughter’s “nacked” and bikini pics – but only because he wanted Aaron to ask for his “nacked” and bikini pics instead. I would then proceed to send him pictures of a naked Matt Millen with photoshopped kielbasas. It was going to be awesome.

But nooooooo… stupid NFL.com had to ruin my dreams. It’s OK though. Like I said, we’re going to have a fake Aaron3619 account to ask people for nacked and bikini pics.

As you’ll see, this will lead to some confusion…

There we go. People are finally responding to my intentional idocy. I also find it amusing that Joshua Prokop really thinks I’m a “managor” at Best Buy. Wouldn’t it be funny if all of these people stop going to Best Buy because of me? Being the sole reason for Best Buy going out of business would be pretty amazing.

My girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, hasn’t made an Aaron account yet, but she sent me a conversation she had back in February with a GameCenter creeper named Jonathan Singleton. Here it is:

Jonathan Singleton: Do I know you?

Awesome Girl Who Loves Football: Hahaha no. You told me on nfl.com to add you.

Jonathan Singleton: Ok.

Jonathan Singleton: Who r u dateing?

Awesome Girl Who Loves Football: No one haha.

Jonathan Singleton: Look I don’t wont to sound creepy but can we date if you are single.

Jonathan Singleton: Look i don’t wont to sound creepy but can we date on Facebook if you are single.

Awesome Girl Who Loves Football: Date on Facebook? What do you mean? I don’t know you…

Jonathan Singleton: OK can I say I date you on Facebook cause we can’t date so I didn’t ask.

Jonathan Singleton: OK can I say I date you on Facebook cause we can’t date in real life so I didn’t ask.

Awesome Girl Who Loves Football: Uhh… I don’t know you.

Jonathan Singleton: Please.

Jonathan Singleton: Please!!!

Jonathan Singleton was found later, hanged in his room, because Awesome Girl Who Loves Football didn’t want to date him on Facebook – even though no one in the history of mankind has ever done that.

Here are some of the people I’ve trolled as Mario Migelini:

This is actually how the real Migelini felt. The Seahawks were cheated in that game, so the “rafaree made losted,” without a doubt.

I wonder if some people think that a fine institution such as Washington State offers spelling classes. If so, Mario Migelini must have used some slick cheating tactics to receive that A+.

Based on all of the crappy moves Mike Holmgren has made during his tenure in Cleveland, I wouldn’t be shocked at all if he did offer the Bears a first-round pick for Tarvaris Jackson – even though Jackson is on the Bills.

I love how Danielle corrected “worstest” when that was the one word I separated. Why not correct me on “celvand” or “witten” or “worstor” or “then” or “sandchez” or even “daniel?” Mrs. Swift did not respond to me, so maybe she agrees that the Seahawks are, in fact, gong grate.

The new Aaron account isn’t created yet, but I was pleasantly surprised to see someone make one for Taton. Ladies and gentlemen, Thomas Taton!

I cannot wait until we have a whole army of former GameCenter personalities harassing people on Facebook. That’s what NFL.com gets for getting rid of the GameCenter chat.

It’s time for some Migelini Madness! NFL.com sucks. They no longer have their regular GameCenter chat format; they installed a Facebook chat app instead, which really blows. This means that we won’t be hearing from our favorite idiots anymore. No more pervy Aaron3619. No more stupid Migelini. No more childish Taton. No more insane Farim.

Well, I’m taking a stand against this via two methods. First, I have hundreds of unused GameCenter comments saved up, so I have enough to survive for a few more years. Second, I plan on re-creating our favorite GameCenter characters and having them troll the Facebook posters in the app. I made a Migelini account and my girlfriend, who was once harassed by Aaron3619, will be the new Aaron. Feel free to re-create other ones!

Here are some of the people I’ve trolled as Mario Migelini:

Niner fans love to send hate mail to me, so trolling them is sweet, sweet revenge.

Ruskell Wilkens outplayed Aaron Rogeors on Monday Night Football, at least for one half. Maybe I should have Mario Migelini make my picks.

I’d like to personally thank Aaron Steigmeyer for his great fantasy advice. I was able to acquire Greg Little for Arian Foster. The championship trophy is as good as mine.

I knew some Seahawk player would have a billion sacks. See, I wouldn’t have lost a unit on the Packers had I just listened to Migelini’s advice.

I have some great news. My girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, just created the new Aaron account. She’s harassed some people already:

I actually thought Sunny was a guy when she was doing this. We figured it would be more fun to ask guys to send naked pictures to us because it’s the complete opposite of what the original Aaron did.

Yes, that’s Farim! One of our old GameCenter favorites. Here’s another post from Farim:

This is exactly what I want – an entire army of people trolling on NFL.com for ruining GameCenter. My Week 3 MVP goes to Neil Barone, who caused mayhem on the Bengals-Bills page:

These are just some of the comments. There were dozens of people calling him an idiot. It was glorious. Neil Barone allowed me to troll someone named Logan Bradshaw as well: