College Football Picks (Week 1, 2010): 2-2-1 (-$160) College Football Picks (Week 2, 2010): 3-2 (+$10) College Football Picks (Week 3, 2010): 2-3 (-$270) College Football Picks (Week 4, 2010): 4-1 (+$750) College Football Picks (Week 5, 2010): 2-3 (-$710) College Football Picks (Week 6, 2010): 2-2-1 (-$160) College Football Picks (Week 7, 2010): 3-2 (+$240) College Football Picks (Week 8, 2010): 2-3 (-$710) College Football Picks (Week 9, 2010): 1-4 (-$720) College Football Picks (Week 10, 2010): 3-2 (+$160) College Football Picks (Week 11, 2010): 2-3 (-$160) College Football Picks (Week 12, 2010): 3-2 (+$250) College Football Picks (Week 13, 2010): 5-0 (+$1,500) College Football Picks (Week 14, 2010): 3-2 (+$370)
College Football Picks (2010 Season): 37-31-2 (+$190) College Football Picks (2009 Season): 34-34-2 (-$3,820) College Football Picks (2008 Season): 49-38 (+$3,020)
By the way, the third-annual Walter/Joker Annual Challenge is on, as I'll be competing with the Joker's College Picks. We each pick five games and see who does the best each week.
TCU at Wisconsin Line: TCU by 3. National Championship No. 1
College football is stupid and fixed, so we have two national championships once again this year.
I like TCU to win this one and be crowned co-national champion. This game means much more to them. It's also their chance to make a statement that just because they play in the Mountain West doesn't mean they're inferior.
Prediction: TCU -3 (3 Units)
Connecticut at Oklahoma Line: Oklahoma by 17. Cheetos Fiesta Bowl
The Fiesta Bowl, sponsored by Cheetos, will be won by Oklahoma. But I like Connecticut to cover.
These crappy bowls are just winter practice games, but this is Connecticut's first chance to play in a WWE Bowl. Plus, Bob Stoops has failed to cover the spread in his previous four winter practice games.
Prediction: Connecticut +17 (3 Units)
Virginia Tech at Stanford Line: Stanford by 3. Samsung Orange Bowl
These are two teams I wouldn't want to face if there were a playoff. Virginia Tech's on fire, while Stanford could beat any team on a neutral field - even WWE Football's precious Auburn and Oregon.
I'm taking Stanford to win the Samsung Orange Bowl.
Prediction: Stanford -3 (0 Units)
Arkansas at Ohio State Line: Ohio State by 3. Subway Sugar Bowl
In honor of the very meaningful Sugar Bowl, I'm going to buy Subway and eat it while I watch a TV show. But not the Sugar Bowl. I'm not going to watch any of these crappy winter practice games.
People, listen up. We all want a playoff. The only ones who don't are the crooks in charge of WWE Football. The only way we can get a playoff is if the sponsorships go away. And the only way that will happen is if people stop watching this crap. So for the love of God, don't watch these stupid winter practice games.
Anyway, Ryan Mallett might have a little too much fun before this game, so I'm taking Ohio State. I hope Jim Tressel will pay his players well if they win this dumb scrimmage.
Prediction: Ohio State -3 (0 Units)
Auburn at Oregon Line: Auburn by 3. National Championship No. 2
I think Auburn will win the second national championship this year.
Cam Newton, the highest-paid player in college football, is the man. Plus, I'm not convinced Oregon is any good. People want to criticize TCU's schedule; whom have the Ducks beaten on the road? Cal by two stinking points? Tennessee when the Vols were leading in the second quarter? Whoop dee freaking doo.
Congrats to Auburn and TCU for being co-national champions!!!
the browns are NOT taking a qb at #1 overall who is a FAR inferior prospect compared to a player of myles garrett's caliber. also, kizer as a first round pick is a joke of an analysis. he's barely clinging to his starting job in college. he's a second rounder at best.
Are you going to share whatever it is you're smoking with the rest of us? If the Bucs do take a CB 1st round I don't see them taking Jackson if King & Tabor were still available. They'd probably take one of them instead.