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Jerks of the Week for Feb. 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Olive Garden I run this Web site for a living, so I have the luxury of setting my own schedule. I usually go to bed late and sleep in close to noon. A couple of weeks ago, I got a phone…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the Mall A month ago, I posted the Twelve Jerks of Christmas – 12 jerks that I saw at Neshaminy Mall when I was doing my Christmas shopping. I went back to the scene of the crime on Friday…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 24, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: George Washington Lady I’m really getting fed up with my gym. It wasn’t enough that they rent out the basketball courts to communist soccer players, and have fat ladies in the pool who want to eat me and no hot chicks…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Arizona Shooter I followed Jenn Brown on Twitter a couple of weeks ago. If you don’t know who Jenn Brown is, she’s a hot ESPN sideline reporter. You may not know her because Erin Andrews hogs all the attention, but Jenn…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 10, 2011 *** Note: I wrote this before the Arizona shooting. I’ll have something on that next week. *** JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Penn State Prohibition I’d like to preface this Jerks of the Week entry by saying that I hate shots. I just can’t do them….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Hate Mailers Any time I lose a big pick (NFL Picks), it’s a given that I’ll receive some sort of hate mail. If I lose a Pick of the Month? Well, that’s when the maniacs go nuts and send me dozens…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas I always look forward to Christmas shopping. Do I like the warm feeling of finding the perfect gifts for my family? Meh. I love Christmas shopping because it gives me a chance to find jerks at the mall….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: BBall Mad Man One of these days I’m going to get killed playing basketball. I wish I were joking. As you may know, I play pick-up basketball at my gym on Saturdays. One guy who’s usually there is perhaps the most…