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Jerks of the Week for May 17, 2010 My sister just graduated from West Chester University’s (Pa.) master’s program last Monday. While the ceremony itself was an excruciating 75-minute snooze-fest for everyone else, I had some fun gathering material for this installment of Jerks of the Week. If by chance you attended that event and…

Jerks of the Week for May 24, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Pepsi YouTube Man There are only a few things that truly annoy me – reality TV shows, artsy-fartsy new-age hippies, one-way streets, bums, Communist soccer, high income taxes, and delusional woman-beating psychopath terrorists who ruin South Park to name a few….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: PA Wine and Spirits A few weeks ago, I talked about my disdain for state drinking laws and their decision to have bars close at 2 or earlier, especially on holidays. Well, e-mailer Craig H. reminded me of something that I…

Jerks of the Week for June 14, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview Around noon last Wednesday, I decided it was a good time to spam Twitter (follow me @walterfootball) with some of my 2010 Fantasy Football Ranking updates. Unfortunately, Twitter wouldn’t work for me. Apparently, there were…

Jerks of the Year: The Philadelphia Eagles Instead of writing about my hatred toward Jolly Ranchers, or complaining about my douche-bag neighbors this week, I’m just going to talk about one thing – an organization that did something so despicable, unjust and illogical that they deserve the ultimate WalterFootball.com dishonor – the Jerk of the…

Jerks of the Week for June 8, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Mike Brown I touched on Mike Brown in my recently debacled NBA Picks page. I asked if a Coach of the Year was ever fired in the same season. I remember Philadelphia Flyers head coach Terry Murray foolishly get axed after…

Jerks of the Week for June 15, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NBC’s Hockey Coverage OK, I’ll admit it. I watched some hockey on Friday night. Now before you lose all respect for me and demand that I be banished to Canada, I have to say that it was the first hockey game…

Jerks of the Week for July 20, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Erin Andrews’ Voyeur If you haven’t heard, horny males everywhere were excited Saturday when news broke regarding a video on YouTube where hot ESPN reporter Erin Andrews stripped naked in her hotel room. Google later took down the video after Andrews’…

Jerks of the Week for July 6, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Spammers Everyone hates spammers, so I’m not exactly breaking any news here. What astonishes me though is the stupidity of some of these spammers. When someone signs up for the forum, I go into the Admin page and can usually immediately…

Jerks of the Week for July 27, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Party of Eight Party of Five was a crappy 90s show on FOX that only girls watched. Party of Eight was a crappy family that invaded a restaurant I frequent on Saturday evenings. As my friends and I walked into New…