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Jerks of the Week for Oct. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Catina About two weeks ago, I received a text from a number that had a local Philadelphia area code (215). I made the mistake of reading it: How yew gonna look at me but not talk to me Crap. Did I…

Jerks of the Week for July 26, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth) Anyone who has been reading this Web site for a while knows that I don’t break news. I don’t see the appeal in breaking news. I just like analyzing the news, picking games,…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas I always look forward to Christmas shopping. Do I like the warm feeling of finding the perfect gifts for my family? Meh. I love Christmas shopping because it gives me a chance to find jerks at the mall….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: BBall Mad Man One of these days I’m going to get killed playing basketball. I wish I were joking. As you may know, I play pick-up basketball at my gym on Saturdays. One guy who’s usually there is perhaps the most…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 31, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Gym I spend $330 a year on a gym membership that grants me access to a small weight room with broken machines. It also lets me swim in a cloudy pool that has weird stuff floating around in it (old-people…

Jerks of the Week for June 28, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Geriatrics at the Gym If you’ve been reading Jerks of the Week for a while, you know how unbelievably awesome my gym is. From the lack of hot females, to the old naked guys walking around the locker room with their…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: People Who Complain About Racism in Cartoons Just by the title, you may know what I’m talking about. If not, my sister sent me this article about people who are crying racism over a new Disney movie. If you don’t, and…

Jerks of the Week for May 10, 2010 Lost Theory: The Man In Black and Aaron Are the Same Person About two months ago, I suggested that the Man In Black and Aaron are the same person. That was just a crackpot theory I came up with, and aside from several points, I didn’t have…