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Jerks of the Week for Nov. 15, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Swipe Card Woman Given all the jerks I’ve written about from my gym, you’d think they would pay me to be a member there. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. I’ve been paying for a membership for about 13 years now. So,…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Catina About two weeks ago, I received a text from a number that had a local Philadelphia area code (215). I made the mistake of reading it: How yew gonna look at me but not talk to me Crap. Did I…

Jerks of the Week for July 26, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Why the Phillies Stink This Year (Jayson Werth) Anyone who has been reading this Web site for a while knows that I don’t break news. I don’t see the appeal in breaking news. I just like analyzing the news, picking games,…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 30, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Bad Dude This Jerks of the Week entry has to do with fantasy football. Even if you don’t know a single thing about fantasy football, keep reading. I’ll try to explain it in simple terms because the douchebaggery that occurred…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 9, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame Induction Speech I’ve received numerous e-mails recently from people asking me if I’m excited for Emmitt Smith’s Hall of Fame induction speech. This may surprise you, but I’m not. There’s no way Emmitt’s going up to…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Twelve Jerks of Christmas I always look forward to Christmas shopping. Do I like the warm feeling of finding the perfect gifts for my family? Meh. I love Christmas shopping because it gives me a chance to find jerks at the mall….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 13, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: BBall Mad Man One of these days I’m going to get killed playing basketball. I wish I were joking. As you may know, I play pick-up basketball at my gym on Saturdays. One guy who’s usually there is perhaps the most…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Lexus Commercials Christmas is over, so hopefully you all got what you wanted – whether that’s a new video game, clothes or porno tapes. I’m willing to bet, however, that you didn’t get a $40,000 car for the holidays. You probably know…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Sucky Subway At 7:45 on Thursday evening, I went out to buy dinner. The Dolphins-Bears game was coming on at 8:30, so I needed some fattening food to give me enough energy to make it through what would be one of…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 18, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Toasts I complain about a lot of things in my Jerks of the Week entries. However, there are only a handful of things I truly hate. Here are some I can think of off the top of my head: 1. Bums…