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Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale You Can’t Please All Jerk Readers Two weeks ago, I dedicated my entire Jerks of the Week segment to my awesome Lost theory that Aaron is the Man In Black. I received several angry e-mails, including this one: “You should quit talking about Lost in your Jerks…

Jerk of the Year: Twilight (Why Twilight Sucks) Anyone sick of all the Twilight hype? I am. It seems like everyone’s Facebook status reads, “OMG im going to watch the new Twilightmovie! I luv vampirez tehy are so0o0o0o0o awsum!” Prior to last week, I had never seen any of the Twilight movies before, so my…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks I got a haircut last Saturday. On my way home, I wanted to stop at a pharmacy to pick up the following items: 1. Pepsi Throwback: No explanation needed if you’ve read my rants and my…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: PA Wine and Spirits A few weeks ago, I talked about my disdain for state drinking laws and their decision to have bars close at 2 or earlier, especially on holidays. Well, e-mailer Craig H. reminded me of something that I…

Jerks of the Week for June 14, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview Around noon last Wednesday, I decided it was a good time to spam Twitter (follow me @walterfootball) with some of my 2010 Fantasy Football Ranking updates. Unfortunately, Twitter wouldn’t work for me. Apparently, there were…

Jerks of the Week for May 31, 2010 JERKS OF THE WEEK ANNIVERSARY: LIVE WEDDING RETRO BLOG It’s hard to believe, but today is the 1-year anniversary of Jerks of the Week. Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, I libeled Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques and David Stein, and I have since belittled 143 more jerks….

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 9, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl) Two weeks ago, I had a Halloween party at my house. I bought an awesome Cobra Kai costume online for the mere price of $135 (you can see pictures of this on my Facebook page). You may…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 16, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Fat Russian Guy In my last Jerks of the Week entry, I talked about the Fat Russian Guy at my Halloween party. I don’t remember what he said, but he really pissed me off. Since then, some of my friends who…