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Jerks of the Week for Jan. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the Mall A month ago, I posted the Twelve Jerks of Christmas – 12 jerks that I saw at Neshaminy Mall when I was doing my Christmas shopping. I went back to the scene of the crime on Friday…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 24, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: George Washington Lady I’m really getting fed up with my gym. It wasn’t enough that they rent out the basketball courts to communist soccer players, and have fat ladies in the pool who want to eat me and no hot chicks…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Arizona Shooter I followed Jenn Brown on Twitter a couple of weeks ago. If you don’t know who Jenn Brown is, she’s a hot ESPN sideline reporter. You may not know her because Erin Andrews hogs all the attention, but Jenn…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 10, 2011 *** Note: I wrote this before the Arizona shooting. I’ll have something on that next week. *** JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Penn State Prohibition I’d like to preface this Jerks of the Week entry by saying that I hate shots. I just can’t do them….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Hate Mailers Any time I lose a big pick (NFL Picks), it’s a given that I’ll receive some sort of hate mail. If I lose a Pick of the Month? Well, that’s when the maniacs go nuts and send me dozens…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 2, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Comcast As I’ve noted a few times over the past couple of weeks, I’ve moved to a new house outside of the craptastic city of Philadelphia. My reasons for moving? Lower taxes, lower crime and new jerks around my neighborhood that…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 20, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Little Turds on the Road Barack Obama, if you’re on your 240th vacation this year and happen to be reading this, please, for the love of God, increase the minimum driving age in this country to anywhere between 18 and 21….

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite Aid and CVS Jerks I got a haircut last Saturday. On my way home, I wanted to stop at a pharmacy to pick up the following items: 1. Pepsi Throwback: No explanation needed if you’ve read my rants and my…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 4, 2010 My friend Adrienne hosted a party last Saturday. It was a good time, particularly because I found three jerks to make fun of: JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Longest Game of Beer Pong Ever I love playing beer pong. Aside from hitting on random girls,…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: No Space Man Five months ago, I discussed a weirdo at my gym named No Space Man. This guy was invited to his best friend’s birthday party, but was later disinvited because his best friend “ran out of space.” Not exactly…