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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 10, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jolly Ranchers When I was a kid, I used to always go to my grandparents’ house. My grandparents had a tin can full of Jolly Ranchers stashed in their closet. When they weren’t looking, I would raid the can and steal…

Jerks of the Week for July 13, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jacko’s Ghost In case you’ve accidentally been swallowed by Sally Struthers or Rosie O’Donnell and haven’t heard the news lately, there has been speculation – mostly by idiots with no life – that Michael Jackson’s ghost is haunting his own house….

Jerks of the Week for June 29, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Google Maps I’m the worst with directions. In my first-ever Jerks of the Week entry (scroll down for a link) I mentioned that I went to my ex-college roommate’s wedding. Well, that was in Hershey – a little less than two…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 3, 2009 When I posted my Jerks of the Week two Mondays ago, forum member mpg1995 suggested that I “should make Jerks of the Week more football-related.” My Jerks of the Week section will always be a place where I rant about all kinds of jerks, from my evil…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 24, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: I’m Not Your Friend Kid I went swimming the other day to burn off my thousands of pounds. When I was done, I went to the locker room to get changed. To my chagrin, the locker room was flooded with dozens…

Jerks of the Year: The Philadelphia Eagles Instead of writing about my hatred toward Jolly Ranchers, or complaining about my douche-bag neighbors this week, I’m just going to talk about one thing – an organization that did something so despicable, unjust and illogical that they deserve the ultimate WalterFootball.com dishonor – the Jerk of the…

Jerks of the Week for June 8, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Mike Brown I touched on Mike Brown in my recently debacled NBA Picks page. I asked if a Coach of the Year was ever fired in the same season. I remember Philadelphia Flyers head coach Terry Murray foolishly get axed after…

Jerks of the Week for June 15, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NBC’s Hockey Coverage OK, I’ll admit it. I watched some hockey on Friday night. Now before you lose all respect for me and demand that I be banished to Canada, I have to say that it was the first hockey game…

Jerks of the Week for July 20, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Erin Andrews’ Voyeur If you haven’t heard, horny males everywhere were excited Saturday when news broke regarding a video on YouTube where hot ESPN reporter Erin Andrews stripped naked in her hotel room. Google later took down the video after Andrews’…

Jerks of the Week for July 6, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Spammers Everyone hates spammers, so I’m not exactly breaking any news here. What astonishes me though is the stupidity of some of these spammers. When someone signs up for the forum, I go into the Admin page and can usually immediately…