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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 22, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Farim Back in February, I dubbed some weirdo named Farim a Jerk of the Week. This guy sent me countless IMs on G-chat – click the link to see them – which included phrases like: lom omg 2day I was at…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 15, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Birthday Jerks I recently celebrated my 29th birthday. And by “celebrate,” I mean I had trouble getting out of bed because my knees are shot and my back is constantly sore. Oh, and then there’s the occasional insomnia. Can’t I just apply for…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 8, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants If you didn’t read the previous three Jerks of the Week entries, I’ve been discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week of July 11. Three weeks…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 1, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Pool If you didn’t read the previous two Jerks of the Week entries, I’m going to spend the next couple of weeks discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for July 25, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Boardwalk If you didn’t read the previous Jerks of the Week entry, I’m going to spend the next four weeks discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week of July…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for July 18, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Beach If you never watched 90210 or Saved by the Bell in the 90s, those shows used to have different types of episodes during the summer. They involved the characters going to some beach. For example, the entire…

Jerks of the Week for July 4, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Worst Movie Ever The worst movie I’ve ever seen is Deconstructing Harry, starring Woody Allen. My friends Josh and Frank dragged me to it one weekend night during high school. “Woody Allen is a genius!” they exclaimed. Yeah, right. Allen spent…

Jerks of the Week for July 11, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Casey Anthony My friend Michelle posted the following on my Facebook wall on Wednesday night: “I’ve got a hunch who your main jerk of the week will be this week, and I’m excited to see it.” I wasn’t sure whom she…

Jerks of the Week for June 27, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at Dennis’ Party Dennis was college roommate at Penn State during my freshman and sophomore years. He’s in charge of DraftDebacled.com, a project that we’ve been working on for two years now. Dennis got married in May 2009 – read…

Jerks of the Week for May 31, 2009 I’m starting this new (weekly?) section because there are tons of jerks out there who need to be called out. I also need a place to vent because my 2010 NFL Mock Draft and 2009 Fantasy Football Rankings don’t offer enough space. So, let’s not waste any…