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Jerks of the Week for Jan. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Arizona Shooter I followed Jenn Brown on Twitter a couple of weeks ago. If you don’t know who Jenn Brown is, she’s a hot ESPN sideline reporter. You may not know her because Erin Andrews hogs all the attention, but Jenn…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 10, 2011 *** Note: I wrote this before the Arizona shooting. I’ll have something on that next week. *** JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Penn State Prohibition I’d like to preface this Jerks of the Week entry by saying that I hate shots. I just can’t do them….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Hate Mailers Any time I lose a big pick (NFL Picks), it’s a given that I’ll receive some sort of hate mail. If I lose a Pick of the Month? Well, that’s when the maniacs go nuts and send me dozens…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 27, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Lexus Commercials Christmas is over, so hopefully you all got what you wanted – whether that’s a new video game, clothes or porno tapes. I’m willing to bet, however, that you didn’t get a $40,000 car for the holidays. You probably know…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Sucky Subway At 7:45 on Thursday evening, I went out to buy dinner. The Dolphins-Bears game was coming on at 8:30, so I needed some fattening food to give me enough energy to make it through what would be one of…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 18, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Toasts I complain about a lot of things in my Jerks of the Week entries. However, there are only a handful of things I truly hate. Here are some I can think of off the top of my head: 1. Bums…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 16, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Evil Vietnamese Children I’ve mentioned that I’ve moved outside of the city to avoid high taxes, multiple murders every day and drugged-up bums on my street. With that in mind, let’s bid farewell to my old Vietnamese neighbors – an evil…

Jerks of the Week for July 19, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: NFLShop.com Awesome Kelly in Arizona, my friend and avid WalterFootball.com reader, celebrated her birthday last Sunday. She’s a huge football fan, so I planned to get her something from NFLShop.com. Now, I should have known better. This past Christmas, I purchased…

Jerks of the Week Special Edition: Lost Finale You Can’t Please All Jerk Readers Two weeks ago, I dedicated my entire Jerks of the Week segment to my awesome Lost theory that Aaron is the Man In Black. I received several angry e-mails, including this one: “You should quit talking about Lost in your Jerks…

Jerk of the Year: Twilight (Why Twilight Sucks) Anyone sick of all the Twilight hype? I am. It seems like everyone’s Facebook status reads, “OMG im going to watch the new Twilightmovie! I luv vampirez tehy are so0o0o0o0o awsum!” Prior to last week, I had never seen any of the Twilight movies before, so my…