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Jerks of the Week for June 13, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jamie’s Party My friend Jamie had her graduation party last Saturday. I was already looking forward to it, and then I learned that her house is basically right around the corner from mine. That meant that I could drink as much as I…

Jerks of the Week for May 23, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rapture You’re probably reading this on Monday, but I’m currently typing these words last Thursday afternoon. I had my windows open 20 minutes ago. I looked outside, and noticed hundreds of these brownish beads flying around. I didn’t think anything of…

Jerks of the Week for May 30, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me I did a ton of drinking in my six years at Penn State. Not so much early on, but I went out four nights a week during my super-senior and super-duper senior years. I even got smashed hours before one…

Jerks of the Week: Russian Conspiracy In last week’s Conspiracy Theorists Jerks of the Week entry, three comment posters had an interesting argument about some sort of Russian conspiracy. I was asked to post their conversation on one page, so here it is: AdAm C: There’S no way you can trust a government that has…

Jerks of the Week for May 9, 2011 JERK OF THE YEAR: Rashard Mendenhall When our awesome troops eliminated Osama bin Laden last Sunday night, the nation rejoiced. If you didn’t watch CNN, FOX News, etc., tens of thousands of drunk and happy people celebrated in the streets of Washington and New York. One individual…

Jerks of the Week for May 2, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Bottom Dollar Food I moved into a new neighborhood back in July. But because I’m always busy working on this site and avoiding the fat women at the gym, I’ve never had the time to walk around my neighborhood. Hell, up…

Jerks of the Week for April 25, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Nerd No. 2 I hate cell phones. No, wait, that’s not entirely accurate. I hate people who are obsessed with cell phones. It seems like I have the same conversation with a different person every single day: Random Person: OMG OMG…

Jerks of the Week for April 18, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Ces’ Party I’ve known my friend Ces ever since I switched my major at Penn State to sports journalism in 2004. We had two classes together and would usually hang out on weekends. He graduated a year before me, but our…

Jerks of the Week for April 11, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Nerd Kids I’ve been going to the gym later than usual. Path to the Draft comes on at 6 on weekdays, so after about a billion annoying in-show tweets (@walterfootball), I head over to work out. I’ve noticed that there are…

Jerks of the Week for March 28, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Hewlett-Packard Hewlett-Packard computers have worked really well for me over the years. I’ve had two laptops (including the one I’m currently using) and a desktop all made by HP, and they’ve held up pretty well despite the fact that I’ve left…