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Jerks of the Week for Jan. 25, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: PA Wine and Spirits A few weeks ago, I talked about my disdain for state drinking laws and their decision to have bars close at 2 or earlier, especially on holidays. Well, e-mailer Craig H. reminded me of something that I…

Jerks of the Week for June 14, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Communist Soccer – World Cup Preview Around noon last Wednesday, I decided it was a good time to spam Twitter (follow me @walterfootball) with some of my 2010 Fantasy Football Ranking updates. Unfortunately, Twitter wouldn’t work for me. Apparently, there were…

Jerks of the Week for May 31, 2010 JERKS OF THE WEEK ANNIVERSARY: LIVE WEDDING RETRO BLOG It’s hard to believe, but today is the 1-year anniversary of Jerks of the Week. Three hundred and sixty-five days ago, I libeled Confusing E-mail Guy, Barbeques and David Stein, and I have since belittled 143 more jerks….

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 9, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Me (Multi-Colored Face Girl) Two weeks ago, I had a Halloween party at my house. I bought an awesome Cobra Kai costume online for the mere price of $135 (you can see pictures of this on my Facebook page). You may…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 16, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Fat Russian Guy In my last Jerks of the Week entry, I talked about the Fat Russian Guy at my Halloween party. I don’t remember what he said, but he really pissed me off. Since then, some of my friends who…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 28, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Corrine Brown I talked about Congress two weeks ago. I argued that they should concentrate on forcing college football to adopt a playoff system because they don’t accomplish anything anyway. Well, it’s been two weeks now, and Congress hasn’t done a…

Jerks of the Week for March 22, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Mustache Speedo Man I can’t seem to get a workout done at my gym without being bombarded by naked old men, communist soccer players or other people of that nature. On Thursday evening, I met my latest nemesis: Russian Mustache…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 1, 2010 This is a special Lost edition of Jerks of the Week. I’ll discuss why Lost is a Jerk of the Week, and then I’ll go into a full Season 6 preview. If you haven’t watched Lost at all, or if you’ve fallen behind, here are quick 5-minute…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 19, 2009 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Having to See Babies My cousin recently had a baby. He was born in July and was named Ethan. Yay. As far as I know, everyone in my family has seen the baby – my mom, my sister, my other cousins,…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 11, 2010 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jewelry Commercials Thank God the holidays are over. The weather will soon warm up, the annoying kids on my street are back in school, and the horrible Kay, Jared and Zales commercials are finally finished. These commercials are terrible for three…