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Jerks of the Week for March 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: White Afro Lady Last week, I complained that the semi-cute, mustachioed Russian chick at my gym was harassing me to swipe my card even though she knows that I’m a member. Several readers sided with Russian Mustache Chick, citing that the…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 28, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Friday Night Out I spend thousands of hours working on this Web site every week, so I don’t get to go out often. It’s fine. I love my job, and I’m fine with the sacrifice I have to make. And besides,…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 21, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Farim Two weeks ago, I showed you many e-mails from the most illiterate man alive. His name is Farim. You can click the link and see how stupid he is, but be warned – reading his e-mails multiple times may cause…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 14, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Valentine’s Day and Kay Jewelers Commercials Valentine’s Day needs to go. I’m serious. I’m sick and tired of this damn holiday, and as a human race, I believe we need to band together and decide that none of us are going to celebrate…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Olive Garden I run this Web site for a living, so I have the luxury of setting my own schedule. I usually go to bed late and sleep in close to noon. A couple of weeks ago, I got a phone…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the Mall A month ago, I posted the Twelve Jerks of Christmas – 12 jerks that I saw at Neshaminy Mall when I was doing my Christmas shopping. I went back to the scene of the crime on Friday…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 24, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: George Washington Lady I’m really getting fed up with my gym. It wasn’t enough that they rent out the basketball courts to communist soccer players, and have fat ladies in the pool who want to eat me and no hot chicks…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Arizona Shooter I followed Jenn Brown on Twitter a couple of weeks ago. If you don’t know who Jenn Brown is, she’s a hot ESPN sideline reporter. You may not know her because Erin Andrews hogs all the attention, but Jenn…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 10, 2011 *** Note: I wrote this before the Arizona shooting. I’ll have something on that next week. *** JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Penn State Prohibition I’d like to preface this Jerks of the Week entry by saying that I hate shots. I just can’t do them….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Hate Mailers Any time I lose a big pick (NFL Picks), it’s a given that I’ll receive some sort of hate mail. If I lose a Pick of the Month? Well, that’s when the maniacs go nuts and send me dozens…