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Jerks of the Week for Oct. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Sociopath I haven’t faced the wrath of the fat ladies at my old gym pool because I haven’t been there in a while. My old gym sucks because they close down the pool from 9 to 5 on summer weekdays…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 10, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Drunkest Woman Ever I regrettably reported about a month ago that Whiskey Tango, my local bar, was closing down and turning into something else. The hot bartender I failed to game that night told me that the new place was going…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Mall This isn’t the first time I’ve written about Jerks of the Mall. There were the 12 Jerks of Christmas and others about a month later, including one kid whom I called the Poop-Poop Train. I went to…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 26, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite-Aid The pharmacy I frequent whenever I need anything is the Rite-Aid near my parents’ house. I used to go there when I was a kid, so I just stuck with it. There are closer Rite-Aids and CVSes near my house,…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 19, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Curly Mustache Lady My inability to start a conversation with Somewhat Cute Cashier was just part of the recent issues I’ve had waiting in line recently. I hate waiting in line more than anything. It’s why I refuse to go to…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 5, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man I’ve been shopping at Bottom Dollar Food every week. Despite my prior problems, I’ve put my differences with the store aside because it’s conveniently right around the corner from me. Several weeks ago, I carried the…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 22, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Farim Back in February, I dubbed some weirdo named Farim a Jerk of the Week. This guy sent me countless IMs on G-chat – click the link to see them – which included phrases like: lom omg 2day I was at…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 15, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Birthday Jerks I recently celebrated my 29th birthday. And by “celebrate,” I mean I had trouble getting out of bed because my knees are shot and my back is constantly sore. Oh, and then there’s the occasional insomnia. Can’t I just apply for…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 8, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants If you didn’t read the previous three Jerks of the Week entries, I’ve been discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week of July 11. Three weeks…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 1, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Pool If you didn’t read the previous two Jerks of the Week entries, I’m going to spend the next couple of weeks discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week…