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Jerks of the Week for Aug. 13, 2012 JERK OF THE YEAR: The Olympics If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you may know that my birthday party was last Friday night. I announced, “Birthday party at my house tonight! If you’re reading this, you’re invited!” Some of the more interesting responses to this: 1….

Jerks of the Week for July 30, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog I work every single day. In fact, a “day off” for me is spending 4-5 hours on this Web site. I don’t really consider it work though, given that I used to run this site…

Jerks of the Week for July 23, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Bar I don’t know why, but the bar my friends and I frequent every Friday night, Tango – now called JC Washington’s House – has been dead the past couple of weekends. It used to be jam packed every Thursday,…

Jerks of the Week for July 16, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Drunkest Guy Ever My friend Chris recently had his 30th birthday party at his house. I had a pretty good time. Several interesting things happened, including: I was texting an awesome girl who likes football while several people around me were having a…

Jerks of the Week for July 9, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Toscana All of my friends and family members love going to Toscana, an Italian restaurant around the corner from my house. All I’ve been hearing this past year is, “Mmmmblehblehbleh we’re going to Toscana, it’s so awesome mmmmblehblehbleh.” I’ve declined every…

Jerks of the Week for July 2, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Eggs I’m good at a few things. I’m great at watching TV, and I can eat Cheetos and Oreos like a champ. I’m very proud of these accomplishments, and no one can ever take that away from me. However, I’m not…

Jerks of the Week for June 25, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at Prometheus I had nothing planned for last Tuesday night. I was going to buy some Saladworks, watch a few episodes of Justified and then download a few gigabytes of porn. However, my best friend Josh texted me around 5, asking me…

Jerks of the Week for June 18, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Eight Grievances of June 8 Frank Costanza is one of my heroes. I love the holiday of Festivus, particularly the Airing of Grievances. I feel like if we all told each other what annoyed us or what pissed us off, we’d get…

Jerks of the Week for June 11, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Four Fat Ladies My friend Harris likes reading Jerks of the Week, save for one aspect of it. “Why do you always gotta make fun of fat women?” he once asked. “Sometimes it’s genetic or something, and they can’t help it.” This…

Jerks of the Week for June 4, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Saladworks After my horrifying experience at the grand opening at the Saladworks around the corner from my house last November, you’d think that I would avoid eating there at all cost. But alas, I am a fat man living by myself,…