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Jerks of the Week for Sept. 19, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Curly Mustache Lady My inability to start a conversation with Somewhat Cute Cashier was just part of the recent issues I’ve had waiting in line recently. I hate waiting in line more than anything. It’s why I refuse to go to…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 5, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Watermelon Woman and Meatball Man I’ve been shopping at Bottom Dollar Food every week. Despite my prior problems, I’ve put my differences with the store aside because it’s conveniently right around the corner from me. Several weeks ago, I carried the…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 22, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Farim Back in February, I dubbed some weirdo named Farim a Jerk of the Week. This guy sent me countless IMs on G-chat – click the link to see them – which included phrases like: lom omg 2day I was at…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 15, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Birthday Jerks I recently celebrated my 29th birthday. And by “celebrate,” I mean I had trouble getting out of bed because my knees are shot and my back is constantly sore. Oh, and then there’s the occasional insomnia. Can’t I just apply for…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 8, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Hotel and Restaurants If you didn’t read the previous three Jerks of the Week entries, I’ve been discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week of July 11. Three weeks…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for Aug. 1, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Pool If you didn’t read the previous two Jerks of the Week entries, I’m going to spend the next couple of weeks discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for July 25, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Boardwalk If you didn’t read the previous Jerks of the Week entry, I’m going to spend the next four weeks discussing the plethora of Jerks of the Jersey Shore I found while on vacation the week of July…

Jerks of the Jersey Shore for July 18, 2011 JERK OF THE JERSEY SHORE: Jerks of the Beach If you never watched 90210 or Saved by the Bell in the 90s, those shows used to have different types of episodes during the summer. They involved the characters going to some beach. For example, the entire…

Jerks of the Week for July 4, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Worst Movie Ever The worst movie I’ve ever seen is Deconstructing Harry, starring Woody Allen. My friends Josh and Frank dragged me to it one weekend night during high school. “Woody Allen is a genius!” they exclaimed. Yeah, right. Allen spent…

Jerks of the Week for July 11, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Casey Anthony My friend Michelle posted the following on my Facebook wall on Wednesday night: “I’ve got a hunch who your main jerk of the week will be this week, and I’m excited to see it.” I wasn’t sure whom she…