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Jerks of the Week for Jan. 9, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Russian Cleavage Pharmacist If all your notes are up to date, you know that I’ve joined a new gym because of the female members, better hours and lack of fat women who want to eat me. I do go back to…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 2, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Parx Casino I spent most of my New Year’s Eve two years ago at Parx Casino, a new place that opened up around the corner from my house. I was excited to gamble all of my money away that night, but…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 19, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Bar (Maggio’s) My friend and forum member Body Burners has told me that it’s his life goal to make it on Jerks of the Week. Every time I see him, he asks me, “What do I have to do right…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 26, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Jerks of the Mall I’ve chronicled my Christmas shopping trips to the mall the past two years. In 2009, I nearly killed a Native American skateboarder, and then an old couple thought I was a smelly bum. The following December, I listed…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 12, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lexus December to Remember Commercials Christmas is a great holiday. There’s nothing like driving to the mall, seeing all the colorful lights along the way, and buying presents for myself. People say that Christmas is the holiday of giving. Well, giving presents to…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 14, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Halloween Party I had my annual Halloween party a couple of weeks ago. This made me excited because: 1. My sister told me she was going to make dinosaur chicken nuggets. 2. Hot chicks wearing slutty outfits would…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 21, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Wedding I’ve been to two weddings this month. What’s odd is that I’ve only been to one wedding in my entire life prior to this month. That was my college roommate Dennis’ wedding back in 2009. I did…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 28, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Bowling Alley I had a pretty fun, interesting and jerk-laden weekend recently. It all started Friday night when I went midnight bowling with some friends. Prior to Friday night, I hadn’t bowled in four years. Four reasons for…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the New Gym Pool I haven’t discussed the jerks at my new gym pool yet because there haven’t been many. I’ve touched on Smelly Swim Coach and the hot lifeguards. Fortunately, I finally bumped into a couple of serious…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Barbeque Boy I’ve been going to the same bank for years, so I pretty much know everyone there. Whenever I see one of the tellers, she always asks me if I’m dating anyone. Since I’m always working, I don’t really have…