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Jerks of the Week for Dec. 26, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Jerks of the Mall I’ve chronicled my Christmas shopping trips to the mall the past two years. In 2009, I nearly killed a Native American skateboarder, and then an old couple thought I was a smelly bum. The following December, I listed…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 12, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lexus December to Remember Commercials Christmas is a great holiday. There’s nothing like driving to the mall, seeing all the colorful lights along the way, and buying presents for myself. People say that Christmas is the holiday of giving. Well, giving presents to…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 14, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Halloween Party I had my annual Halloween party a couple of weeks ago. This made me excited because: 1. My sister told me she was going to make dinosaur chicken nuggets. 2. Hot chicks wearing slutty outfits would…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 21, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Wedding I’ve been to two weddings this month. What’s odd is that I’ve only been to one wedding in my entire life prior to this month. That was my college roommate Dennis’ wedding back in 2009. I did…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 28, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Bowling Alley I had a pretty fun, interesting and jerk-laden weekend recently. It all started Friday night when I went midnight bowling with some friends. Prior to Friday night, I hadn’t bowled in four years. Four reasons for…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the New Gym Pool I haven’t discussed the jerks at my new gym pool yet because there haven’t been many. I’ve touched on Smelly Swim Coach and the hot lifeguards. Fortunately, I finally bumped into a couple of serious…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Barbeque Boy I’ve been going to the same bank for years, so I pretty much know everyone there. Whenever I see one of the tellers, she always asks me if I’m dating anyone. Since I’m always working, I don’t really have…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 29, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Bubble Bobble I haven’t seen the fat ladies at my gym pool in a very long time. That’s because I haven’t been to that gym in months. I know some of you might be disappointed, but I’ve joined a new gym….

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 24, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend I had a rather interesting weekend recently. It all started last Thursday when I met up with a girl I’d like to call Megatron’s Mistress. One of the perks of running this Web site is meeting hot chicks…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Sociopath I haven’t faced the wrath of the fat ladies at my old gym pool because I haven’t been there in a while. My old gym sucks because they close down the pool from 9 to 5 on summer weekdays…