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Jerks of the Week for Nov. 21, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Wedding I’ve been to two weddings this month. What’s odd is that I’ve only been to one wedding in my entire life prior to this month. That was my college roommate Dennis’ wedding back in 2009. I did…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 28, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Bowling Alley I had a pretty fun, interesting and jerk-laden weekend recently. It all started Friday night when I went midnight bowling with some friends. Prior to Friday night, I hadn’t bowled in four years. Four reasons for…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 7, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks at the New Gym Pool I haven’t discussed the jerks at my new gym pool yet because there haven’t been many. I’ve touched on Smelly Swim Coach and the hot lifeguards. Fortunately, I finally bumped into a couple of serious…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 31, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Barbeque Boy I’ve been going to the same bank for years, so I pretty much know everyone there. Whenever I see one of the tellers, she always asks me if I’m dating anyone. Since I’m always working, I don’t really have…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 29, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Bubble Bobble I haven’t seen the fat ladies at my gym pool in a very long time. That’s because I haven’t been to that gym in months. I know some of you might be disappointed, but I’ve joined a new gym….

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 24, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Megatron’s Mistress Weekend I had a rather interesting weekend recently. It all started last Thursday when I met up with a girl I’d like to call Megatron’s Mistress. One of the perks of running this Web site is meeting hot chicks…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 17, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Sociopath I haven’t faced the wrath of the fat ladies at my old gym pool because I haven’t been there in a while. My old gym sucks because they close down the pool from 9 to 5 on summer weekdays…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 10, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Drunkest Woman Ever I regrettably reported about a month ago that Whiskey Tango, my local bar, was closing down and turning into something else. The hot bartender I failed to game that night told me that the new place was going…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 3, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Jerks of the Mall This isn’t the first time I’ve written about Jerks of the Mall. There were the 12 Jerks of Christmas and others about a month later, including one kid whom I called the Poop-Poop Train. I went to…

Jerks of the Week for Sept. 26, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Rite-Aid The pharmacy I frequent whenever I need anything is the Rite-Aid near my parents’ house. I used to go there when I was a kid, so I just stuck with it. There are closer Rite-Aids and CVSes near my house,…