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Jerks of the Week for Sept. 3, 2012 JERKS OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Drunken Weekend I have some exciting news for you. It’s really going to blow your mind. No, really. I hope you’re sitting down for this because here it goes: The Blondtender raped me with a giant cucumber a couple of…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 27, 2012 JERKS OF THE WEEK: Crappy Commercials Part IV If you missed last week’s entry, I reviewed several crappy commercials, including the 1 is 2 Many public service announcement featuring Barack Obama, Jeremy Lin and David Beckham. And no, I haven’t received any death threats from Rosie O’Donnell…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 20, 2012 JERKS OF THE WEEK: Crappy Commercials Part III If you haven’t heard, Chad Johnson, one of the more boisterous players in the NFL, was cut by the Miami Dolphins a couple of weeks ago. It wasn’t because Johnson couldn’t grasp the playbook or because he dropped the…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 13, 2012 JERK OF THE YEAR: The Olympics If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you may know that my birthday party was last Friday night. I announced, “Birthday party at my house tonight! If you’re reading this, you’re invited!” Some of the more interesting responses to this: 1….

Jerks of the Week for July 30, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Flight – Live Retro Blog I work every single day. In fact, a “day off” for me is spending 4-5 hours on this Web site. I don’t really consider it work though, given that I used to run this site…

Jerks of the Week for July 23, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Bar I don’t know why, but the bar my friends and I frequent every Friday night, Tango – now called JC Washington’s House – has been dead the past couple of weekends. It used to be jam packed every Thursday,…

Jerks of the Week for July 16, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Drunkest Guy Ever My friend Chris recently had his 30th birthday party at his house. I had a pretty good time. Several interesting things happened, including: I was texting an awesome girl who likes football while several people around me were having a…

Jerks of the Week for July 9, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Toscana All of my friends and family members love going to Toscana, an Italian restaurant around the corner from my house. All I’ve been hearing this past year is, “Mmmmblehblehbleh we’re going to Toscana, it’s so awesome mmmmblehblehbleh.” I’ve declined every…

Jerks of the Week for July 2, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Eggs I’m good at a few things. I’m great at watching TV, and I can eat Cheetos and Oreos like a champ. I’m very proud of these accomplishments, and no one can ever take that away from me. However, I’m not…

Jerks of the Week for June 25, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at Prometheus I had nothing planned for last Tuesday night. I was going to buy some Saladworks, watch a few episodes of Justified and then download a few gigabytes of porn. However, my best friend Josh texted me around 5, asking me…