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Jerks of the Week for May 20, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Internet Idiots II You might be reading this in an office. Or maybe a classroom. Or a library. It’s highly likely that you’re surrounded by normal, functioning people. Sure, some might be weird or obscenely obese, but they’re mentally capable of doing regular…

Jerks of the Week for May 13, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Sunday Shopping My friends come over to my house every Sunday evening to watch Game of Thrones. That was the case this previous Sunday (eight days ago), but I needed to get some shopping done beforehand. Here are the items I had to…

Jerks of the Week for May 6, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Housewarming Party I remember my housewarming party like it was yesterday. It was a very fun night at the end of June 2010. I looked at my Jerks of the Week archive pages and was disappointed to find that I…

Jerks of the Week for April 29, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Hot Tub Adventures My new gym might be new for me, but it’s growing old for many other people. There is this Mile Swimmers club at my gym. There is a giant board where you’re supposed to move up your marker every time…

Jerks of the Week for April 22, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Saladworks Patrons As many of you know, I’m a very fat man. One of my goals recently has been to lose a tenth of a pound each week. It’s a difficult task, I know, but I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised to know…

Jerks of the Week for April 15, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of New Computer Day This might be the last Jerks of the Week entry I write on my old computer. I bought this laptop two years ago when the monitor on my previous one broke. This laptop is still functional, but it…

Jerks of the Week for April 8, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Walnut Grove I posted an April Fools and April Truths entry last week. It was sort of a quiz to see how well you know what types of jerks I encounter on a weekly basis. I had some interesting feedback from…

Jerks of the Week for April 1, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: April Fools and April Truths I don’t like to brag, but I’ve fooled many a person on April Fools’ Day. Being a fool myself, I’d like to consider myself an April Fools’ expert. That’s why I make an April Fools NFL Mock Draft…

Jerks of the Week for March 25, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: AT&T It’s Not Complicated Commercials I have an important announcement to make. I now have a smart device. For those of you who either know me or have been reading this for a while, this is major news. As I’ve mentioned, I’ve had…

Jerks of the Week for March 18, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: My Second Stalker I’ve had two stalkers in my life. The first was some girl I knew when I was 18 or so. She was only mildly attractive, but she was apparently super into me because she once sent me 47…