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Jerks of the Week for March 4, 2013 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Tulane I wrote last week that it was my goal to become a more open-minded and worldly writer. It hasn’t been long since I published those words, but I think you’ll be pleased to learn that I’ve made quite a bit…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 25, 2013 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of New Orleans I’ve been writing Jerks of the Week for nearly four years now, and I’m starting to feel a little bit bad about it. I can’t believe I’ve made fun of all of those fat ladies, a**holes at the bar…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 18, 2013 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Philadelphia International Airport I was on an airplane twice prior to Sept. 11 – once when I was 8 for a family trip to Arizona and a second time at the age of 14 on another family vacation to Florida. I…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 11, 2013 Jerks of the Week: Jerks of Bowling Night I hate bowling. I really hate bowling. I think it’s the worst night activity to do, save for dancing. If my friends posted a Facebook event about going to the dentist on a Friday night, I’d be happier about…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 4, 2013 Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020 I can be very selfish sometimes. Of course, I’m fully aware of this. There was the time I didn’t help an old lady who fell down at the mall, and I definitely don’t regret stealing Oreo cake from people…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 6, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Vacation I mentioned last week in Jerks of the Flight that I boarded a plane for the first time in 15 years. When I landed, I was in a different time zone for the first time since I was 8….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 28, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: One Final Night at Tango It saddens me to tell you this, but Tango, my favorite bar, has closed. I’ve been going to Tango for nearly a decade, and I’ve written about many a jerk from there over the years, but the bar…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 21, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding Before last Friday, I assumed the state of Delaware was comprised of nothing more than a bridge, a college with a 5-to-1 girl-to-guy ratio and a bunch of empty buildings that were just there to serve as tax…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 14, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Christmas Week The week between Christmas and New Year’s Eve proved to be a very stressful one. Here’s why: My NFL picks sucked yet again, so I received tons of hate mail, which I will compile into one very large page…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 7, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Christmas Shopping Christmas shopping is often agonizing for people. You hear horror stories about paying too much for a perfect gift, having to wake up early on Black Friday and spending an obscene amount of time in traffic going to and…