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Jerks of the Week for Dec. 24, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Jewelry Commercials You have to love the holiday season. There are many great things about it. For instance, there’s nothing like buying the perfect gift and watching your own expression in the mirror as you open your own wonderful present. I have…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 17, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Black Friday Some of you might be expecting the Newton, Conn. shooter to be a Jerk of the Week, but he’s way worse than just a jerk. I’d also say something like my thoughts and prayers are with the families, but…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 10, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding One of my good friends, Injured Reserve, married his high school sweetheart Man Eaters last weekend. I was very happy to be a part of it. The two had been dating for seven years, so…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 3, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Facebook Remember the good old days when Facebook was awesome? It was such a welcome change from MySpace, which I seldom used because it would crash my computer every time I tried to log in. MySpace was terrible. The premise was…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 26, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Neighborhood I can’t believe it’s been nearly nine months since I’ve dedicated an entire entry to the jerks in my neighborhood. The previous entry featured Homeless Carriage Woman, Cookie Thieves and Jerks Around the Bush. Here’s an update on all…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 5, 2011 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Moses Man I didn’t go to my old gym for about a month prior to two weeks ago. I haven’t had to avoid the fat ladies who want to eat me, and I haven’t seen No Space Man attempt to Sandusky…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 19, 2012 JERK OF THE YEAR: It’s Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrook Whatever happened to Rebecca Black? Remember that Friday song that went viral? It’s hard to believe that I wrote a Jerks of the Week entry about it more than a year and a half ago, berating the song…

Jerks of the Week for Nov. 5, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Hurricane Sandy I have a pretty hectic schedule in the fall. Between watching football, writing about football and making fun of fat people in this section, I barely have any time for sleep. I get 4-5 hours most nights. So, with that in…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 29, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part II I’m almost fully recovered. I’ve been having recurring nightmares about angry, fedora-wearing Asian men stealing my French toast, as detailed in the Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football Part I, but I’m nearly…

Jerks of the Week for Oct. 22, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks with Awesome Girl Who Loves Football My girlfriend, Awesome Girl Who Loves Football, flew in to Philadelphia this past Wednesday night. I knew this meant three things: 1. I would spend an awesome weekend with her. 2. I wouldn’t get any work…