Jerks of the Week – July 9, 2012

Jerks of the Week for July 9, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Toscana All of my friends and family members love going to Toscana, an Italian restaurant around the corner from my house. All I’ve been hearing this past year is, “Mmmmblehblehbleh we’re going to Toscana, it’s so awesome mmmmblehblehbleh.” I’ve declined every…
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Jerks of the Week – May 28, 2012

Jerks of the Week for May 28, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Six Graduation Parties I had six graduation parties this past weekend, five of which were on one single night. Considering how much I drank, I have no idea how I made it out alive. Fortunately, those five graduation parties were all…
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Jerks of the Week – May 21, 2012

Jerks of the Week for May 21, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of St. Stalin’s Day I’m sure you’re all aware, but St. Stalin’s Day was on Saturday. If, however, you’ve been living under a rock, St. Stalin’s Day is the Russian version of St. Patrick’s Day. My friends and I drunkenly decided this…
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