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Jerks of the Week for April 23, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Old Hag Waitress My friend Harris invited me to a birthday dinner in late March. He told me it was at some Italian restaurant on Castor Avenue. I’ve heard of Castor Avenue, but I didn’t know exactly where it was, so…

Jerks of the Week for April 16, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Gay Guy Who Wanted to Have Sex with Me I posted the following on Facebook late Saturday night: Some of my Facebook friends commented, “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Others asked if it was Matt Millen, who wanted to stick some…

Jerks of the Week for April 9, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Men at the New Pool One of the guys in charge of my new gym reads this Web site, particularly the Jerks of the Week section. If you think he’s mad that I write about the people at his gym, guess…

Jerks of the Week for April 2, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Crappy Commercials Part II I discussed three crappy commercials last week if you missed it, including proof that Pitbull is the worst “musician” of all time. It’s a good thing Pitbull doesn’t read this Web site, or he would have sent me the…

Jerks of the Week for March 26, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Crappy Commercials Part I I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I like to complain about various things in my Jerks of the Week section. One thing I haven’t really touched on is commercials. Now, I’m not referring to those God-awful Lexus December…

Jerks of the Week for March 19, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of St. Patrick’s Day St. Patrick’s Day is an incredible holiday. People dress in green and drink themselves into oblivion, and for what? Because it’s March 17? What does St. Patrick’s Day even mean? Who was St. Patrick, and what did he…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 27, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Shingles Shenanigan Shemale Did you know that dinosaur chicken nuggets are considered vegetables? It’s true. That’s what my cousin Lev told me during a party at my house last Saturday. Lev: Those chicken nuggets – what are they in the shape…

Jerks of the Week for March 12, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: Shoe Bench Man Happy anniversary to me! What, you don’t know what anniversary this is? Hmph. Well, I think I’m going to withhold sex with you for a while. Unless you’re a hot girl, of course. Or an average-looking girl. Or…

Jerks of the Week for March 5, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK NO. 1: The Wednesday from Hell This was not going to be an ordinary Wednesday in February. I could sense it. Well, to be more accurate, Weather.com could sense it. The Web site told me that it was going to be 58 degrees…

Jerks of the Week for Feb. 20, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Valentine’s Day Jewelry Commercials There are many things I hate about ESPN. The unintelligent, grammatically challenged analysts whom they hire provide absolutely no insight. Their decision to ruin NFL Primetime, the best sports show on TV, was absolutely mind-boggling. And their insistence on…