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Jerks of the Week for Feb. 4, 2013 Jerks of Tango: Where They’ll Be in 2020 I can be very selfish sometimes. Of course, I’m fully aware of this. There was the time I didn’t help an old lady who fell down at the mall, and I definitely don’t regret stealing Oreo cake from people…

Jerks of the Week for Aug. 6, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Vacation I mentioned last week in Jerks of the Flight that I boarded a plane for the first time in 15 years. When I landed, I was in a different time zone for the first time since I was 8….

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 28, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: One Final Night at Tango It saddens me to tell you this, but Tango, my favorite bar, has closed. I’ve been going to Tango for nearly a decade, and I’ve written about many a jerk from there over the years, but the bar…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 21, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Cousin’s Wedding Before last Friday, I assumed the state of Delaware was comprised of nothing more than a bridge, a college with a 5-to-1 girl-to-guy ratio and a bunch of empty buildings that were just there to serve as tax…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 14, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Christmas Week The week between Christmas and New Year’s Eve proved to be a very stressful one. Here’s why: My NFL picks sucked yet again, so I received tons of hate mail, which I will compile into one very large page…

Jerks of the Week for Jan. 7, 2013 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Christmas Shopping Christmas shopping is often agonizing for people. You hear horror stories about paying too much for a perfect gift, having to wake up early on Black Friday and spending an obscene amount of time in traffic going to and…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 31, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lexus December to Remember Commercials Thank God the holidays are over. Getting gifts and buying presents for myself is fun, and seeing all of the Christmas decorations is cool, but there’s unfortunately a dark side that comes with this time of year –…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 24, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Jewelry Commercials You have to love the holiday season. There are many great things about it. For instance, there’s nothing like buying the perfect gift and watching your own expression in the mirror as you open your own wonderful present. I have…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 17, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of Black Friday Some of you might be expecting the Newton, Conn. shooter to be a Jerk of the Week, but he’s way worse than just a jerk. I’d also say something like my thoughts and prayers are with the families, but…

Jerks of the Week for Dec. 10, 2012 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at Injured Reserve and Man Eaters’ Wedding One of my good friends, Injured Reserve, married his high school sweetheart Man Eaters last weekend. I was very happy to be a part of it. The two had been dating for seven years, so…