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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 12, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Gym Pool I’ve written countless Jerks of the Week columns this year about people at my gym. I’ve written about Grandpa Pimp, who wants me to marry his one “stupid” granddaughter so that he can have a “normal” grandson-in-law, as opposed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 5, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Papal Visit 2015 I’ve written about this before, but it’s astonishing how different news broadcasts are between here in Philadelphia and the middle of the state. I went to Penn State, and I used to laugh at the…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 28, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2 In case you missed it, I wrote about my second trip to the Jersey Shore this summer. Check it out to read all about the most spoiled brat of all time, a fat woman…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 21, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1 I wrote about a trip I made to the Jersey Shore back at the end of June. With the summer winding town rather quickly, I decided that I needed one more trip there. After…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 14, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience “Want to come tubing down the Delaware on Saturday for my sister’s birthday?” “Hell no!” “Come on, it’ll be fun!” “No, it won’t. It’ll be terrible!” “Don’t be such a curmudgeon! We’ll have a blast! Please go?”…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 7, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed! My birthday is August. Aug. 6, yet I’m only writing about it now because I’ve spent the past five weeks talking about my trip to Vegas. Because I’m all about putting links to other…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 31, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff This is the fifth and fianl part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 24, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson This is the fourth part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 17, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences This is the third part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to Vegas – Part…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 10, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel This is the second part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entry, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, click the link. Choosing an airline while…