Jerks of the Week – Dec. 29, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 29, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: 2014, Year in Review Back in 10th grade, I took a computer class in which they taught us how to use this new technology called a “word processor.” It was pretty revolutionary stuff. You’d type things on a keyboard, and it would appear on…
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Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 8, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Septa Train Zombies I have an extremely difficult commute to work every morning. Once I describe my process to you, tears will uncontrollably cascade out of your eyes upon learninghow taxing my daily routine is: 1. I get out of bed at the crack…
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Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 1, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lifeguard Training Day I usually write my Jerks of the Week entries on Thursdays. With Thanksgiving coming up, I decided to write an entry in advance so I wouldn’t have to compile anything while drunk or hung over from the tryptophan. I went back…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 27, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 27, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams Remember how great it was when you were an innocent child, and you thought magical things were real? You believed that a fat man in red costume somehow fit into a chimney and brought you presents every Christmas, solely…
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