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Jerks of the Week: March 9, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Valentine’s Day Gifts Is it just me, or have the cheesy Valentine’s Day jewelry commercials disappeared? I used to make them a jerks entry every year – in fact, I made fun of them as recently as last March – and it was always…

Jerks of the Week: March 2, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Disappearing Jerks: the Loser, the Douche, the Hobo and My Food Those of you who are friends with me on Facebook might be expecting a detailed Jerks of the Week entry about Jerry Jackson. And if you’re not friends with me on Facebook, you…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 23, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Gym Patrons and Their Mistakes I’m so glad that AFC Fitness took down my advertisement. I went to that gym quite often because it was closer to my house than the old gym, but it just wasn’t as fun. I knew fewer people there;…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 16, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Return to Kyoto – The Japanese Nightmare I had a nightmare recently where I was forced to go to a baseball game. This family I’ve never met before – comprised of a stern-looking father, a short mother and their fat daughter – forced me…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 9, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerry Jackson If you don’t know who Jerry Jackson is, you’ve been missing out. Jerry is a 26-year-old Asian man who lives in his mom’s basement. Rather than saving up for a house or a condo by working at a real job, Jerry is…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 2, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Paranoia, Incest and Near-Death – All at the Gym! I’ve written about countless weirdos over the years, but I think the strangest person I’ve ever discussed was No Space Man. If you’re too lazy or fat to click the link, this gentleman was given…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 26, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Going to the Flyers Game I’ve written about my dad’s reactions to the various crappy players the Philadelphia 76ers have selected over the years in my live draft blogs. I’ve lost track of how many times he has sworn at the TV and yelled…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 19, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Return to Parx Casino I absolutely cannot stand the casino they built around the corner from my house. I’ve mentioned it before; in fact, I wrote an entry several years ago on how I spent a miserable New Year’s Eve at Parx Casino –…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 12, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Chris Christie, Clorox, Gay Jokes What do Chris Christie, Clorox and I have in common? Both Christie and I are rotund gentlemen, but Clorox is obviously not. Christie and Clorox begin with the letter C, but I don’t. Clorox and I happen to be…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 5, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: More Christmas Shopping I don’t know how many more years I can keep this up. I’m talking about Christmas, of course, and in particular, Christmas shopping. I feel like it’s rotting my brain every time I go to the mall and buy gifts for…