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Jerks of the Week: Dec. 28, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby Previously on Jerks of the Week, I wrote about a Christmas shopping experience I had with my girlfriend and her 18-month-old nephew. If you’re too lazy to click the link, here are four key things that happened: People scowl…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 21, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Shopping with a Baby I have a couple of Christmas shopping stories I want to share with you, and the first one involves me shopping with a baby. If you’ve been reading this site for a while, one of the following thoughts may…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 14, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Mad Mex I’m sure this won’t surprise you, but I run into tons of jerks. Yes, it’s true. In fact, I see so many people/things worth writing about in Jerks of the Week that I write down notes in my Microsoft Word page. In…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 7, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Famous Dave’s I wanted to go to my high school reunion a couple of Saturdays ago. It was my 15th-year reunion, so the possibility of finding Jerks of the Week material was sky high, though I was risking losing my coat again like I…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 30, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Another Wedding I wrote about my sister’s wedding a couple of weeks ago. Believe it or not, I had another wedding to go to just several days later. My high school buddy Chris was getting married, and he invited me. Honestly, I was surprised…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 23, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum The title of this Jerks of the Week entry might make you think that I’ve lost it and had to be committed. If so, umm, where have you been all this time? I’ve lost it years ago. If you…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 16, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Halloween 2015 Someone who has children has to answer this question for me: What the hell happened to Halloween? Seriously. What happened to Halloween, and why does it suck now? When I was growing up, I used to go out every Oct. 31 –…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 9, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 2 I discussed the first part of the Jerks of My Sister’s Wedding here, if you missed it. If you’re fat and lazy like me, and you feel like it would take too much energy to click…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 2, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks at My Sister’s Wedding – Part 1 I never thought I would be angry upon learning that my sister would be getting married, but that was the case last Thanksgiving when she and her fiance, Rich, made the announcement. Sister: We’re getting married!…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 26, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Shirtless A**hole Brigade I’ve written about a plethora of people in my neighborhood over the five years I’ve been living here. From Indian kids who stole cookies from me, to homeless women pushing carriages with dead squirrels inside, to an Asian drug dealer…