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Jerks of the Week: Feb. 29, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: An Afternoon at McDonald’s I never imagined that I would be eating at a McDonald’s mere weeks after berating the horrendous McPick2 commercial, but there I was, sitting on my couch, as my girlfriend’s nephew continuously pelted me with my own Nerf gun. I…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 22, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Night at the Spa: My First Massage Ever Last week, I wrote about my experience purchasing a gift card for my mom at Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa. Little did I know that just a few days later, I would be going…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 15, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Surprise in a Box, Crazy Woman at the Bank, Dumb Girl at the Spa Last week, I wrote about going out to eat dinner for my mom’s birthday at a place called Macroni’s, a restaurant that didn’t serve macaroni and cheese. I’m still crying…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 8, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Macaroni’s With my mom’s birthday approaching in late January, I was concerned. My family’s choice in restaurants is, well, interesting to say the least. I’ll never forget my experience at a restaurant back in the fall of 2013. My sister’s birthday was there, but…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 1, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: McPick 2 My sister and I used to beg my mom to buy us McDonald’s at least once per week when we were kids. And on most occasions, she obliged. You see, I swam when growing up, and practices typically ended around 8, so…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 25, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Seeing Star Wars I can’t remember who it was, but someone on Facebook was shocked that I didn’t see the new Star Wars movie prior to New Year’s Eve. Apparently, this individual doesn’t know me very well. I love Star Wars as much as…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 18, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Powerball If I walked up to you in the street, and I asked you the following question, what would you do? Give me $2. I’ll let you point to any man on the street. Your choice. If we stop the man you pick, and…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: December Heat Wave Bing Crosby was a douche bag. If you don’t know who he is, no, he’s not related to Bill Cosby, and while I can’t definitively say that he didn’t molest dozens of women, he at least didn’t have a running South…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 4, 2016 JERK OF THE YEAR: The Top Five Jerks of 2015 This is technically the first Jerks of the Year entry for 2016, but it’s really the final one for 2015. That’s because I haven’t declared a Jerk of the Year yet. Why haven’t I? Well, to be honest,…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 28, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby Previously on Jerks of the Week, I wrote about a Christmas shopping experience I had with my girlfriend and her 18-month-old nephew. If you’re too lazy to click the link, here are four key things that happened: People scowl…