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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 29, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Dinners to Go I wrote a couple of months ago that I finally mastered the art of making pasta. Some people have made light of this, but I think it was a rather great accomplishment. How was I supposed to know what the bowl…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 22, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Philadelphia You know how black people can use the n-word freely without any sort of criticism, but no other race can? It’s the same phenomenon with almost any group, including fat people. They can make fat jokes to each other, but if a skinny…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 15, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: All Waiters Hate Me As the title says, all waiters hate me. And the word “hate,” in this case, is an understatement. I’m convinced that the waiters and waitresses of the world have a voodoo doll of me that they stick pins into during…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 8, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Befriending Those Who Want to Kill Me Four months ago, I wrote an entry about people who wanted to kill me. These were old Russians at my gym pool who constantly got pissed at me because I was “splashing too much,” or in other…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 20, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: People Who Steal From Me I recently wrote about an experience I had at my gym’s pool in August. Some chubby Russian a**hole commanded me to jump into the pool and swim one lap of butterfly. I injured my shoulder in the process, which…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 1, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Little League World Series, Morning Radio Shows MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS MONET DAVIS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MONET DAVIS OMG OMG OM MOG GGGJG MONET OMG MONET DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS OMGO MG DMOADD EFF MOMG DAVIS OMG MOMENT MONET DAVIS MONE…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 25, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Why True Blood Sucks It seems like yesterday when I wrote my 2010 Jerks of the Year entry on Twilight. I entitled it, the Top 10 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks. It’s one of my favorite entries, and others share that sentiment. When I went…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 18, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Selfies and Spammers I’m very happy that I get to work from home. I don’t have to pay for gas or deal with traffic. I can just roll out of bed and work at my desk in my pajamas. I don’t have to shower…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 11, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Shopping for Bras, Dominatrix Items and Stolen Goods Remember that horrible Saturday I had when I lost my ID and credit card? Of course you do. This is Jerks of the Week, we’re talking about, the most important literature you read, so you’ve undoubtedly…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 4, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore 2014 If you missed it, I wrote about my trip to Tampa and Disney World in a three-part series recently. We hung out mostly with Charlie Campbell, this site’s senior NFL Draft analyst, and his wife Amanda. While my…