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Jerks of the Week: Jan. 18, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Powerball If I walked up to you in the street, and I asked you the following question, what would you do? Give me $2. I’ll let you point to any man on the street. Your choice. If we stop the man you pick, and…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: December Heat Wave Bing Crosby was a douche bag. If you don’t know who he is, no, he’s not related to Bill Cosby, and while I can’t definitively say that he didn’t molest dozens of women, he at least didn’t have a running South…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 4, 2016 JERK OF THE YEAR: The Top Five Jerks of 2015 This is technically the first Jerks of the Year entry for 2016, but it’s really the final one for 2015. That’s because I haven’t declared a Jerk of the Year yet. Why haven’t I? Well, to be honest,…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 28, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Shopping Without a Baby Previously on Jerks of the Week, I wrote about a Christmas shopping experience I had with my girlfriend and her 18-month-old nephew. If you’re too lazy to click the link, here are four key things that happened: People scowl…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 21, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Christmas Shopping with a Baby I have a couple of Christmas shopping stories I want to share with you, and the first one involves me shopping with a baby. If you’ve been reading this site for a while, one of the following thoughts may…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 14, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Mad Mex I’m sure this won’t surprise you, but I run into tons of jerks. Yes, it’s true. In fact, I see so many people/things worth writing about in Jerks of the Week that I write down notes in my Microsoft Word page. In…

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 7, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Famous Dave’s I wanted to go to my high school reunion a couple of Saturdays ago. It was my 15th-year reunion, so the possibility of finding Jerks of the Week material was sky high, though I was risking losing my coat again like I…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 30, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Another Wedding I wrote about my sister’s wedding a couple of weeks ago. Believe it or not, I had another wedding to go to just several days later. My high school buddy Chris was getting married, and he invited me. Honestly, I was surprised…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 23, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Trip to Pennhurst Asylum The title of this Jerks of the Week entry might make you think that I’ve lost it and had to be committed. If so, umm, where have you been all this time? I’ve lost it years ago. If you…

Jerks of the Week: Nov. 16, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Halloween 2015 Someone who has children has to answer this question for me: What the hell happened to Halloween? Seriously. What happened to Halloween, and why does it suck now? When I was growing up, I used to go out every Oct. 31 –…