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Jerks of the Week: Sept. 14, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience “Want to come tubing down the Delaware on Saturday for my sister’s birthday?” “Hell no!” “Come on, it’ll be fun!” “No, it won’t. It’ll be terrible!” “Don’t be such a curmudgeon! We’ll have a blast! Please go?”…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 7, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed! My birthday is August. Aug. 6, yet I’m only writing about it now because I’ve spent the past five weeks talking about my trip to Vegas. Because I’m all about putting links to other…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 31, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff This is the fifth and fianl part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 24, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson This is the fourth part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 17, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 3: Vegas Dining Experiences This is the third part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to Vegas – Part…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 10, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 2: Mandalay Bay Hotel This is the second part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entry, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, click the link. Choosing an airline while…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 3, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport People were always shocked when I used to tell them that I had never been to Las Vegas before. “But you’re a degenerate sports gambler!” they’d say. This is absolutely true, but I…

Jerks of the Week: July 27, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Cookies, Chips and Bombs There were various points in my life when I never thought I would say this, but I am in love. And it has nothing to do with looks. Don’t get me wrong, though; the object of my affection is easy…

Jerks of the Week: July 20, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Stupid People in My Neighborhood I wrote about my girlfriend and I buying a new dog a few months ago. It’s now been more than half a year since we’ve gotten Sherlock, our boxer mix, and I’ve come to realize that I have more…

Jerks of the Week: July 13, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Sherlock Walt, and the Cases of the Scrambled Eggs and Missing Pepsi Bag The previous time I wrote about the gym in Jerks of the Week, I vowed to ask Homeless Grudge Woman what the hell she’s doing by continuously walking around the pool…