Jerks of the Week – Dec. 8, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 8, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Septa Train Zombies I have an extremely difficult commute to work every morning. Once I describe my process to you, tears will uncontrollably cascade out of your eyes upon learninghow taxing my daily routine is: 1. I get out of bed at the crack…
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Jerks of the Week – Dec. 1, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Dec. 1, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Lifeguard Training Day I usually write my Jerks of the Week entries on Thursdays. With Thanksgiving coming up, I decided to write an entry in advance so I wouldn’t have to compile anything while drunk or hung over from the tryptophan. I went back…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 27, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 27, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Mario Lopez and Lily Adams Remember how great it was when you were an innocent child, and you thought magical things were real? You believed that a fat man in red costume somehow fit into a chimney and brought you presents every Christmas, solely…
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Jerks of the Week – Oct. 6, 2014

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 6, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Birthday Shopping at the Mall Amazon must love me. I think I’ve purchased stuff from them every single day over the past six months. It’s gotten to the point that if something doesn’t arrive in the mail from Amazon on any given day, I’m…
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