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Jerks of the Week: March 24, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Downtown Business Meeting My best friend of 26 years lives in downtown Philly. One of my cousins, Diana, has had a downtown home for about a decade. Yet, I haven’t hung out with the former since this past August, while I haven’t seen Diana…

Jerks of the Week: March 17, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Old Gym It feels good to type “Jerks of the Old Gym.” It’s very comforting. It makes me reminisce about all of the great times I had at my old gym in the past. For instance, I wrote about how I…

Jerks of the Week: March 10, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Winter Olympics I hate the Olympics. I really do. I feel like a broken record because I write the same thing every two years, but nothing I publish can properly describe my disdain for these games. One thing I can’t stand is that everyone…

Jerks of the Week: March 3, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Valentine’s Day Commercials 2014 There were three days I absolutely dreaded while growing up. The first was my annual visit to the dentist. My mom took me to a place called Brushie Land where they had clowns and arcade games in the waiting room…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 24, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Week of Hell, Part 3: The Great Flood I discussed the power outage last week and how I had to update this Web site from Saladworks. Well, the kind people at Saladworks allowed me to stay there an hour after they closed, but everyone…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 17, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Week of Hell, Part 2: Power Outage If you’re a sensible person and live somewhere warm, unlike us idiots in the north who have to endure blizzards every year, you may not have heard about an ice storm that knocked out power for nearly…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 10, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Week of Hell, Part 1: Stomach Virus I honestly have no idea how I’m typing this right now. I keep running to the bathroom every 10 minutes or so to dump liquid out of my mouth and/or buttocks. Sorry if that made you squeamish,…

Jerks of the Week: Feb. 3, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Cooking with Me I’ve recently realized that I don’t know what the hell I have in my refrigerator. My girlfriend Anti-Facebook Girl and I were too lazy to go anywhere one Friday night in the fall, so we ordered a tomato pie with bacon-and-cheese…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 27, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Just Wright I don’t really like movies. People look at me like I’m a lunatic when I say that, but I really don’t. I enjoy some movies, but I’m just not a fan overall. I’m much more into TV because I can come back…

Jerks of the Week: Jan. 13, 2014 JERK OF THE WEEK: Snowed In and Going Insane Remember when people were freaking out about global warming? Led by looney tune Al Gore, pimply faced a**holes who couldn’t get laid and ugly women with armpit hair stormed the streets in protest, warning us that we were destroying…