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Jerks of the Week: Oct. 26, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: The Shirtless A**hole Brigade I’ve written about a plethora of people in my neighborhood over the five years I’ve been living here. From Indian kids who stole cookies from me, to homeless women pushing carriages with dead squirrels inside, to an Asian drug dealer…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 19, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Weight Gain and VANDALISM I usually pack on several pounds during the fall. If you’re wondering if Halloween candy as well as Thanksgiving and Christmas feasts are the culprit, you’re only half right. I definitely eat a ton on those holidays – as well…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 12, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Gym Pool I’ve written countless Jerks of the Week columns this year about people at my gym. I’ve written about Grandpa Pimp, who wants me to marry his one “stupid” granddaughter so that he can have a “normal” grandson-in-law, as opposed…

Jerks of the Week: Oct. 5, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Papal Visit 2015 I’ve written about this before, but it’s astonishing how different news broadcasts are between here in Philadelphia and the middle of the state. I went to Penn State, and I used to laugh at the…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 28, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 2 In case you missed it, I wrote about my second trip to the Jersey Shore this summer. Check it out to read all about the most spoiled brat of all time, a fat woman…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 21, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Jersey Shore, 2015: Second Trip, Part 1 I wrote about a trip I made to the Jersey Shore back at the end of June. With the summer winding town rather quickly, I decided that I needed one more trip there. After…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 14, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tubing Down the Delaware: A Near-Death Experience “Want to come tubing down the Delaware on Saturday for my sister’s birthday?” “Hell no!” “Come on, it’ll be fun!” “No, it won’t. It’ll be terrible!” “Don’t be such a curmudgeon! We’ll have a blast! Please go?”…

Jerks of the Week: Sept. 7, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of My Birthday – A Surprise in My Bed! My birthday is August. Aug. 6, yet I’m only writing about it now because I’ve spent the past five weeks talking about my trip to Vegas. Because I’m all about putting links to other…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 31, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 5: Slot Machines and Random Vegas Stuff This is the fifth and fianl part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt…

Jerks of the Week: Aug. 24, 2015 JERK OF THE WEEK: Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 4: Sportsbooks, Whore Houses and Michael Jackson This is the fourth part of the Walt Goes to Vegas series. For the previous entries, Walt Goes to Vegas – Part 1: The Philadelphia International Airport, or Walt Goes to…