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Jerks of the Week: July 11, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Heterophobes My name is Walter Cherepinsky, and I am a heterosexual. There. I said it. Finally. You have no idea how much weight has been lifted off my chest. This is a secret I’ve been hiding for quite a while now, though when I’ve…

Jerks of the Week: July 4, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Jerks of the Birthday Party: Knee to the Balls I love hosting parties and events. Not that I’m some sort of fu-fu event planner who picks out themes for these types of gatherings. I do nothing to prepare outside of purchasing alcohol, which I…

Jerks of the Week: June 27, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Shirtless Fish Tank Man and Facebook Douche It’s not unusual that I receive recommendations for Jerks of the Week. A few months ago, I published a story told to me by my friend Body Burner about someone leaving a dead cat in a box…

Jerks of the Week: June 20, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Twitter Social Justice Warriors I remember the days when I was very opposed to Twitter. Readers would e-mail me all the time, wondering why I didn’t have a Twitter account. Some of my friends said the same thing to me. My response to everyone…

Jerks of the Week: June 13, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Getting Lost and Poisoned I love football and all, but summer is my favorite season. It’s a time to relax and even write Jerks of the Week outside. Yes, I’m sitting outside and typing the words you’re reading right now. My shirt is off…

Jerks of the Week: June 6, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Sad Mushrooms, Lonely Potatoes and Angry Men I’ve touched on how stupid the minimum wage debate is, but haven’t fully gotten into it. That might be for another time, but this Jerks of the Week column is going to detail why everyone doesn’t deserve…

Jerks of the Week: May 30, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Water Aerobics When I started Jerks of the Week back in May 2009, I never once thought I’d ever be writing about water aerobics. I created Jerks of the Week to vent about my wedding date ditching me for a barbeque at her work,…

Jerks of the Week: May 23, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Bar Conversations I have some good news and bad news: The good news is that my favorite bar, Whiskey Tango – which I’ve written about extensively over the years – has re-opened after closing in January 2013! The location was shut down for a…

Jerks of the Week: May 16, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Tales of Five Errands I love football, but I definitely enjoy my time off in the summer. What I tend to do is write all my content ahead of time – fantasy rankings, season previews, Adventures of Tom Brady’s Haircuts, etc. – so I…

Jerks of the Week: May 9, 2016 JERK OF THE WEEK: Adventures at Acme I wasn’t sure if I had written this in Jerks of the Week or not prior to checking, but Bottom Dollar shut down about 18 months ago. Though Bottom Dollar was not a great grocery store, it saddened me, as it…